If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer... - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 12:13 PM

& I mean you HAD TOO... Your LIFE depended on it... Would it be the Duckie Version above... Or the 2 and a half men version? (Wearing a Charlie Sheen Shirt = Optional)

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 12:38 PM

This is me, in My Charlie Sheen shirt...

I enjoyed fucking the older 'Alan' but found that as 'Duckie' (Fuckie) He was a bit tight... Like a ducks ass, infact!

redwhiteandblue · 08-01-2011, 12:41 PM

Damn, I should have saved my 1000th post for your thread.

CaptainHowdy · 08-01-2011, 12:44 PM

I'm just glad of not having an answer to that ...

dyna mo · 08-01-2011, 12:45 PM

i'm still trying to come up with a reason for the have to have gay sex with jon cryer scenario.

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Damn, I should have saved my 1000th post for your thread.

NOOB!

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'm still trying to come up with a reason for the have to have gay sex with jon cryer scenario.

Dude... Like you REALLY need a reason?

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 12:50 PM

I personally have ejaculated three times over that video since I posted it...

And have spoilt my shirt...

dyna mo · 08-01-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Dude... Like you REALLY need a reason?

well, i think i am going to need a reason, yeah. both those characters... eesh.

pretty in pink is THE worst of the hughes movie films except for *maaaaaaaybe* MAYBE the soundtrack.

and i haven't been able to watch more than ~10 minutes of the other one.

so yeah, possible scenarios please.

give me something to work with-

96ukssob · 08-01-2011, 12:54 PM

you should probably split up your medication throughout the day and not take it all at once. will probably help with these outbreaks

dyna mo · 08-01-2011, 12:55 PM

and check my avatar, i'm pretty much an, perhaps the, expert on 1980 movies, pop culture and such.

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

so yeah, possible scenarios please.

give me something to work with-

OK.. So. You have an uncontrollable erection. You have been force fed two bottles of Viagra...

One, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Princes, Princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(And that's some bread, now)
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)

So... Assuming one is 'Duckie' and one is 'Alan'...

Who gets your red rocket?

Its really that simple...

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

you should probably split up your medication throughout the day and not take it all at once. will probably help with these outbreaks

Its my birthday ! I've just turned 42...

So sue me lol

redwhiteandblue · 08-01-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Its my birthday ! I've just turned 42...

NOOB!

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

NOOB!

Stop being so tall ! (Please)

dyna mo · 08-01-2011, 01:30 PM

hey happy birthday man!

Highest Def · 08-01-2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

and check my avatar, i'm pretty much an, perhaps the, expert on 1980 movies, pop culture and such.

I recall... Central Park in fall.. how you tore your dress.. what a mess.

CurrentlySober · 08-01-2011, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

hey happy birthday man!

Spank Poo !

RuthB · 08-01-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Highest Def

I recall... Central Park in fall.. how you tore your dress.. what a mess.

AWESOME movie, one of the best ever!

CS --- I'm not a guy.. so.. I can't really answer your question...

I think I'd go for Ducky though, cos he was just too adorable

... I guess I could always use a strap-on eh?

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

L-Pink · 08-01-2011, 02:07 PM

"If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer..." ... The dude wouldn't shit right for a year.

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dyna mo · 08-01-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Highest Def

I recall... Central Park in fall.. how you tore your dress.. what a mess.

papill0n · 08-01-2011, 02:10 PM

as usual you are trying too hard

Sarah_Jayne · 08-02-2011, 12:50 PM

I was about to click this thread and say 'he was Ducky.....anybody that had the chance to sleep with him SHOULD'.

I swear he set the mold for the guys I am attracted to in my life.

View Poll Results: If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer...
DUCKIE (Pretty In Pink)	1	25.00%
ALAN (2 and a half men)	0	0%
I LIKE POO!!!	3	75.00%
Voters: 4. You may not vote on this poll

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,508	I personally have ejaculated three times over that video since I posted it... And have spoilt my shirt... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,913	hey happy birthday man!

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	"If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer..." ... The dude wouldn't shit right for a year. .

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I was about to click this thread and say 'he was Ducky.....anybody that had the chance to sleep with him SHOULD'. I swear he set the mold for the guys I am attracted to in my life.