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working on my tan
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I'm sure she is a very wholesome young lady just working her way thru medical school.
Also her friends Tiffany, Mercedes, Crystal, Cinnamon, Star, Raven, Misty, and Paris were all given those names by their parents. . |
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Do not bring money into the club with you. Do not loan her any money for any reason. You can not be a little bit of a customer or help her a little financially. You can either be a customer or a date, not both.
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In fact, it becomes more difficult like that. The problem for me is not that she is stripper (after all if he works in porn...) |
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Update: She came over last night and spent the night. Cutest and hottest girl I ever slept with.
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BACON BACON BACON
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this thread is full of funnies
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wow... we are actually willing to judge...for free! We must be nice guys
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when i see a stripper at her work, i bring lots of 1's.
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Update #2. Well it's 3pm and she finally left after a night and all day of talking about all kinds of shit, and playing with everything you could play with (well, mostly). If she is setting me up for something, she's not doing very well.
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We demand updates and pics as the night progresses!
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...and about 5 minutes after she leaves, my girlfriend shows up...
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you bastard...
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"can i trust a stripper ?"
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You're not a customer.
If she met you at a club, got your number at the club, never hung out with you outside the club and only wants to see you at the club... you're a customer. I have girls text me all the time that I don't spend a dollar on wanting me to come in and see them at work. Happens a few times a week. I go once in awhile, but reality is they're all friends of mine and know what's up. Don't make a big deal out of her being a stripper. You want to win major points? Help her make money. Here's what I do with my ex. She sits on my lap talking to me and I look around looking for guys that are looking at her. I tell her who to go talk to, she goes, makes her money and comes back. When she goes on stage I throw some money at her. I drink, she buys me drinks and I buy her drinks. That way she's not the awkward girl standing around without anyone to talk to, I help her make money, and I'm not the awkward guy sitting there by himself the whole time and I get more quality girls coming up to me. It's a win-win. My advice is go, have some fun. If she is spending way too much time with you, tell her to go off and make money. Go outside and make a few phone calls or whatever. Just don't let your going hurt her money or she'll blame you for it. |
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There's no win here..
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dont go....
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Dude! You're dating a stripper ... it's too late!!
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Good job, time to move on.
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No time to wash her pussy stank off of you cock? Uh oh.
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I asked her If I tell the doorman I'm there to see her, can I get in for free, and she said she doesn't dance there often enough to get them to do that. It's true she hasn't been dancing there often, some weeks not at all, but I think it's crap about not getting friends in for free. Hmmm... No pictures. Trust me she's hot. I don't really want her to accidentally come across this thread. I not embarassed, just don't want her to think I am into her. I want her to think I am aloof. Either way, she came over on the weekend and spent the night - that was fucking awesome. I'm totally going to the club. Next question, should I bring a wingman? I have a friend that I could bring, so that, when she is dancing with some guy, I am not the awkward guy alone at the table. I also don't want her to feel she has to spend time with me or that I am bored - she is free to dance and make money and not worry about if I am bored. Or does a friend make a third wheel? This friend is totally cool. (I would ask him to drive his car seperatly so I am free at the end of the night). He's a good wingman and would do that.
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You dated a stripper, and you're asking us for advice?
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Turn up but get a lap dance from other stripper. when she's bitching to you about it, say "it's only business" then flash your adult webmaster badge at her.
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You already fucked her and you are still seeking advice on what moves to make?
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Just strangeing myself by ...
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Why do you care what idiots on GFY think? You know the situation better than anyone.
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Just do it. If you don't, you'll be left wondering what would have happened if you hadn't. What's the worst that could happen?
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never shit on your own doorstep
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Update: 3 months later we are great friends.
* Good news: I am not even close to the "customer zone", and never was with this stripper. She was not gaming me at all, ever. * Bad: I am completely, 100%, in the "friend zone". We go out, I pay for dinner, then next time she whips out her wallet and pays for dinner. We talk almost every day SMS or email. I see her twice a week. Yesterday I went to LA and we spent the entire day together. I even stayed at her place, slept in her bed next to her, but but no sex, not even a backrub. She said it would be weird "because we are friends". So basically it went from (day 1) giving her backrubs in my bed while she's wearing nothing but a thong, to (last night) no touching at all "because it's weird". Last weekend she said she decided to go back to her old boyfriend. He is a heavyweight UFC fighter. I'm fit, fashionable, intellegent, showered. He's huge, fat, hairy, but "strong and manly". How can a computer programmer compete with that? * Worst case scenerio - She told me that this UFC fighter is really aggressive and possesive. Let's hope he doesn't find out I slept in her bed. Pics or it didnt happen? This is her, I won't post pics of us together, since, you know, because of the whole the 250lbs UFC fighter guy thing. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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That didnt turn out good
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you should of kept going even though she said it was 'weird'...its in that moment and only in that moment did you have the power to make change. you didn't. if you know how to turn her on, it shouldn't stay 'weird' for long. unless of course, you are weird.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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I think I have to admit to myself that I am weird. I really have no confidence left. This is also why I didn't push it. I feel like I'm on pins an needles with every move.
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model mayhem?
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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By you posting who she is.
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she looks young for a 31 years old woman.
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I think you might not be in any zone now, friend or otherwise...
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I wrote on her wall " I like giving back rubs, long walks in the rain and puppies"
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