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Scoprion Babies (PICS)
Nasty little bastards are called 'scorplings'..
Neighbor of mine found this one behind his trash cans. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Gross! I just checked under my desk and around my chair.. Just in case! haha
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Totally Skeeved out... but cool still.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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kill em all!
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LOL yeah I've been doing the same ever seeing those little fuckers too. Thank God I sprayed my house top to bottom for them a couple weeks ago.
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That is fucking creepy!
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Exploiting human weakness
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Turn the tables on them. Eat them.
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Another reason not to live in Arizona....
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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kill em............
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This picture is cool as fuck. Those little fuckers are riding the mothership.
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Holly shit!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone feeling... itchy?
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Let's do some business!
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Just like spiders, kind of cool. Never dawned on me that they might do the same.
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their related to spiders
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Awww, how cute
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I wonder what they eat at that age?
Does Mama feed them like a mother penguin? Or, do they swarm a roach en mass? |
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Good news for those of you with small children, should one 'em get stung by one of the nastier varieties of scorpion: a new scorpion anti-venom has just been approved by the FDA.
It's rare, but scorpion stings do occasionally kill people, usually very small children, or elderly folks with compromised immune systems.
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scorpions are gross...
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me no likey scorpies
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Just the thought is nasty... all those little critters scrambling around your mouth for cover.. not cool!
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I need a beer
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Glad we don't get those things up here
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Luckily none of us here have been stung. We did find 3 of them in our house recently, they were crawling down from our light fixtures.. I bought some industrial grade spray and coated our house.
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Choker eat those for breakfast :D
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Next time you see them, give this guy a call:
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damm this is so cool...
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they are cute, but i guess that's because there is no scorpions in my country
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Damn nature you scary
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back home in dallas, we had a scorpion nest in our attic, the lil fuckers were either scary purple/black or clear. the clear ones were the worst cause they were usually the young quick ones, and you couldn't really see them.
check your shoes, thats the most common hiding spot
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I've seen two scorpions in the last 6 years. One was already dead in my garage, the other was floating face down in my toilet.
The house I just bought had a bunch of spiders (I counted 17 in the first two days) but since the exterminator came by I haven't seen any. I asked and he said scorpions are pretty rare in this part of the city... and thank god for that. Those things are fucking evil. |
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Pics are really cool, ugly mf!
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lol
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cool pics, but I think I can live with giant southern roaches instead... eewwwww
now my toes are tingling and I have the urge to stomp on something! |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Eww that freaked me out!!
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