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08-11-2011, 01:04 AM
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Todays Poem ! 'White Horses' ! Enjoy!
"Come ride the white horses" the horse dealer cried.
& "You'll have a great trip" he so casually lied... "The first rides for free" & those words did the trick So I rode off on her back... But then later... felt sick The next time I saw the dealer, I asked after his horse Coz I fancied a ride & He said "but of course"... But... He charged me Ten Bucks! & This seemed kind of mean... But I soon rode to a heaven, whence i'd never before been... Then the journey, it was over... & the horse, it brought me back To a new hell on earth... For I now needed smack... and the dealer... He looked 'Different'... With Horns, Hoofs and a tail... Yet again, on my return, He'd made another sale... & The horse, it ran to heaven ! But then, too hell with my soul... I no longer the master, cause the horse it had control... I'd enjoyed chasing dragons, but that just cost me my gold... You see, White horses cost'a plenty...& my money... it had gone So... I stole to feed my habit, Though I knew that it was wrong You see, In prison, the white horses... Well... They are not allowed in...  So I shivered, & grew sick... & my body, it turned thin & that my friends, is the story, of my horse riding days Cause now I'm now left with nothing.. Yet the memories... They wont fade... So DONT ride white horses! No one does it well.. & certain 'White Horses'... Will take you to hell...  |
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08-11-2011, 01:10 AM
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08-11-2011, 01:16 AM
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08-11-2011, 01:26 AM
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nice poem. here, you earned it.
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08-11-2011, 01:28 AM
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08-11-2011, 01:34 AM
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08-11-2011, 03:00 AM
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I must be really tired.
Had this been a business thread I would have asked for cliff notes. |
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08-11-2011, 03:02 AM
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Dont jump off a cliff..? HTH x |
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08-11-2011, 03:06 AM
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Nice poem, did you write it?
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08-11-2011, 03:14 AM
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I'll explain - Its like an 'open source' poem... It is what it is - Anti Smack - and people are encouraged to rewrite it... The odd line here and there is different... The odd phrasing here and there is different... The 'tense' here and there is different... It is what it is. Search title online to find 100s of subtly different versions - But the point is that they all contain the same message - and the point is to PERSONALIZE it, FOR you... |
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08-11-2011, 03:16 AM
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08-11-2011, 08:15 AM
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