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PenisFace · 08-17-2011, 11:37 PM

I always laugh when I see someone advertising something "cheap". The word you are looking for is "inexpensive". When you say cheap, people associate that with shit quality. This is what I consider one of the major rules in advertising.

You aren't selling cheap porn, you're selling inexpensive porn. Bam, suddenly it doesn't sound like your members area is going to be vintage 1996.

The number of people violating this golden rule boggles my mind.

Carry on.

AdultKing · 08-17-2011, 11:41 PM

"This inexpensive whore"

does not have the same ring to it as

"The cheap whore"

L-Pink · 08-17-2011, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

"This inexpensive whore"

does not have the same ring to it as

"The cheap whore"

PornStarToys · 08-17-2011, 11:48 PM

I've never typed the word inexpensive in my life. The word I am looking for is free.

PornMD · 08-18-2011, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

"This inexpensive whore"

does not have the same ring to it as

"The cheap whore"

Some alternatives:

"This discount whore"

"This bargain whore"

"This economical whore"

"This low-priced whore"

"This cost-effective whore"

porno jew · 08-18-2011, 12:08 AM

i always liked "pre-owned" whore.

pornmasta · 08-18-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

"This cost-effective whore"

Seriously, i don't know why i should explain that something is cheap.

Barry-xlovecam · 08-18-2011, 12:17 AM

"a slightly used slut"
"barely used fuck-hole"
"a low milage cum-slurper"

The possibilities are "priceless"

looky_lou · 08-18-2011, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys

I've never typed the word inexpensive in my life. The word I am looking for is free.

FREE!!!!!!! Now that is a Great Value.

Until those monthly recurring $39.95 charges start rolling in for shit you've never heard of or wanted.

seeandsee · 08-18-2011, 12:30 AM

how would tubes call them self then

cooldude7 · 08-18-2011, 12:33 AM

i am agree with you while thinking of correct English, but the word "cheap" have marketed b4 so many times and its like bombarded on human brain, so when they c cheap word they get pulled towards it.

its psychological i guess.

how about "low-cost" / "low-priced"

TorchWood · 08-18-2011, 12:52 AM

I think in terms of the internet and the youth of today, the usage of one word or another is irrelevant. The word 'cheap' is one of Googles sisters, no matter what you're looking for, that ranges from flights to accommodation, the use of the word belies its true nature.

Now, carrying on the alternatives list, my contributions;

a "nickel-and-dime" whore
a "cut-rate" gash

My Pimp · 08-18-2011, 01:54 AM

For international users I would use the word cheap.

jerryb · 08-18-2011, 02:09 AM

Only reason I use it for my phonesex sites is the amount of type-ins for 'cheap phone sex' or 'cheep phone sex' (typo) etc etc ... very few people type in 'inexpensive phone sex' when looking for a chick/guy to talk dirty to. Have lots of domains with 'cheap' and 'cheep' (typo) in them and it has paid off in the past.

Just my stupid HO on the words.

Coup · 08-18-2011, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

Some alternatives:

"This discount whore"

"This bargain whore"

"This economical whore"

"This low-priced whore"

"This cost-effective whore"

"this fiscally responsible whore"

PenisFace · 08-18-2011, 02:25 AM

I like the direction this thread has taken.

"This reasonably priced whore" is another one that would work. I also agree about whole proper English thing, I'm a bit of a grammar whore. Sorry.

Wizzo · 08-18-2011, 02:26 AM

"the tea party whore"

PenisFace · 08-18-2011, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

"the tea party whore"

So a mix between "This paranoid whore" and "this closet-racist whore"? :P

ottopottomouse · 08-18-2011, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

I like the direction this thread has taken.

"This reasonably priced whore" is another one that would work.

Sounds like something off a TopGear parody.

Chosen · 08-18-2011, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

"This inexpensive whore"

does not have the same ring to it as

"The cheap whore"

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

Some alternatives:

"This discount whore"

"This bargain whore"

"This economical whore"

"This low-priced whore"

"This cost-effective whore"

PR_Glen · 08-18-2011, 07:13 AM

I prefer abstinentedly challenged whore myself...

blofer80 · 08-18-2011, 07:15 AM

nice....

Juicy D. Links · 08-18-2011, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

i always liked "pre-owned" whore.

barcodes · 08-18-2011, 07:41 AM

Marked Down Whores are always a nice find

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	Quit saying "cheap" when selling stuff. I always laugh when I see someone advertising something "cheap". The word you are looking for is "inexpensive". When you say cheap, people associate that with shit quality. This is what I consider one of the major rules in advertising. You aren't selling cheap porn, you're selling inexpensive porn. Bam, suddenly it doesn't sound like your members area is going to be vintage 1996. The number of people violating this golden rule boggles my mind. Carry on. __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000

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