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|  09-02-2011, 08:46 PM | #1 | 
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				Oh fuck !!!!!!! looks like the FBI are after me
			 "Attention:  You are here by call to justice from the Federal High Court. We have a note on our desk that you are dealing with some internet spammers claiming to be from the these organization (FBI, BANKIMOON, COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE) and some other organization, also we find out that you are dealing with some spammers in Africa about consignment. We received the note on our desk this morning from the Inspector General of Head internet security (Gen. Daniel Doherty) who has been monitoring all your mail from their data base. You are hereby requested to stop all further communication with any of these organizations or else you will have your self to blame. Also you are advice to get back to us with all that you have been receiving from these spammers to hasten in carrying out a proper investigation on who is behind all this and who has been dealing with you because of your money. Note: you are requested to get back to us as soon as possible or we shall inform the FBI to come and pick you up in your home address and your case will be worse if you do not co-operate with us to get these spammers track down, that is why we email you to know more details because this is the easiest way to meet our good citizen?s. You are requested to get back to us in no time because you are here by call to justice from the Federal High Court. Before it is too late for you?? however you are to provide us necessary details and we will inform you if truly there is any consignment for you at all??.. Our duties is to protect all our citizen?s and ensure that they are not been cheated and exploited by those hoodlums. Get back to us now! Or your name will be listed among those that will be persecuted by law the (SCAM ACTIVITIES)??. Best Regards, Prof. Justice Andrew Email:[email protected] "     
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|  09-02-2011, 09:01 PM | #2 | 
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				 | You're fucked, Man...can I have your porn collection?    ADG | 
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|  09-02-2011, 09:15 PM | #3 | 
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				 | that shit looks so fake.. and the domain qatar.io redirecting to live mail wtf.. | 
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|  09-02-2011, 09:20 PM | #4 | 
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|  09-02-2011, 09:25 PM | #5 | 
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				 | lol now that's funny | 
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|  09-02-2011, 09:53 PM | #6 | 
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				 | Get ready for Bubba,that looks legit 
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|  09-02-2011, 09:58 PM | #7 | 
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|  09-02-2011, 10:04 PM | #8 | 
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|  09-02-2011, 10:06 PM | #9 | 
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|  09-02-2011, 10:15 PM | #10 | 
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				__________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!! | 
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|  09-02-2011, 10:47 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Meet the TSA...     ADG | 
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|  09-03-2011, 01:29 AM | #12 | 
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				 | Man, you suck at trolling lol. Not that I could do any better. Just sayin'. | 
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|  09-03-2011, 01:33 AM | #13 | 
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				 | man, I can smell that finger from here   
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|  09-03-2011, 01:34 AM | #14 | 
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				 | My brothers girlfriends parents are both retired FBI, in their late 40's I'd say, and let me tell you I have honestly never met people so close minded, detached from society and literally stupid. Her father saw an airsoft pistol on the floor (orange tip and all) and flipped out thinking there was a real glock laying there. That's just one minor example trust me, I've seen all kinds of stupidity out of these people and honestly can't believe this is the highest intelligence we have, it blows my mind every time I come in contact with them. They're also scumbags that value their retirement funds over their daughters well being. | 
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|  09-03-2011, 01:49 AM | #15 | |
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      I'm sure you can - naturellement, bien sûr...   Like the smell of that latex and lube eh, Monsieur Julius?  ADG | |
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|  09-03-2011, 06:02 AM | #17 | 
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				 | Looks legit   | 
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|  09-03-2011, 06:03 AM | #18 | 
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|  09-03-2011, 06:15 AM | #19 | 
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|  09-03-2011, 06:22 AM | #20 | 
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				 |  They're found your porn archives... finally  
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|  09-03-2011, 06:28 AM | #21 | 
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|  09-03-2011, 11:26 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Most of these scammers have the IQ of a mouse. Their grammar is that of a 5th grader or less. But they are funny to read. Here's a few images of my favorite LA crime fighter from NCIS LA Ultra cute      
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|  09-03-2011, 11:42 AM | #23 | 
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				 | I don't know you. 
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|  09-03-2011, 11:53 AM | #24 | 
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				 | "who has been monitoring all your mail from their data base." Shit I only have a Data Lair..... gotta refocus my goals.  
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