paul markham - GoFuckYourself.com

papill0n · 08-28-2011, 12:55 PM

It really is incredible that you think anyone would listen to you regarding anything to do with webmastering.

You have no traffic and your sites are fucking shit mate yet you ramble on like you think you actually know something.

Try to remember that you cant code a site, you cant generate traffic and your webmaster skill set consists of logging into to gfy.

Have a shit day you know it all stupid pommy fuck.

19teenporn · 08-28-2011, 12:58 PM

Agreed.
Hopefully soon he'll...........

Double trouble · 08-28-2011, 01:36 PM

nikki99 · 08-28-2011, 02:01 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo, whyy??

don´t feed the troll

harvey · 08-28-2011, 02:08 PM

TeenCat · 08-28-2011, 02:10 PM

nikki99 · 08-28-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Rochard · 08-28-2011, 03:42 PM

Magic join pages.

epitome · 08-28-2011, 04:08 PM

This is the same guy who thinks Twistys content isn't all that good despite the fact that it made the owner a ton of money and will make the new owner a ton of money.

That and it's Alexa rank is 3,046 ... not the best measure but anything under 10k is pretty accurate.

ruff · 08-28-2011, 04:11 PM

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

harvey · 08-28-2011, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

V_RocKs · 08-28-2011, 04:45 PM

And yet he has seen more of the world than you...

epitome · 08-28-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

And yet he has seen more of the world than you...

I'd hope so. He's like 7x older than me.

JFK · 08-28-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

He's on holidays and people just cant forget about him

lagcam · 08-28-2011, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I'd hope so. He's like 7x older than me.

Paul Markham is 60 which makes you long overdue for bed young man.

Jakez · 08-29-2011, 12:36 AM

Word.

8cairucters

babymaker · 08-29-2011, 12:42 AM

Ham is delicious!

Paul Markham · 08-29-2011, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

It really is incredible that you think anyone would listen to you regarding anything to do with webmastering.

You have no traffic and your sites are fucking shit mate yet you ramble on like you think you actually know something.

Try to remember that you cant code a site, you cant generate traffic and your webmaster skill set consists of logging into to gfy.

Have a shit day you know it all stupid pommy fuck.

WOW!!!

Programmers are cheap and once a site is build not required very much.

Generate traffic is such a highly refined skill morons can do it.

As for being a webmaster, what the fuck is that about. giving away the product you sell for free isn't exactly a great skill. If it was how come so many can do it?

I do not know it all. For instance I'm clueless about what you do. I don't have a clue why people think giving away the product they sell is called marketing.

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This is the same guy who thinks Twistys content isn't all that good despite the fact that it made the owner a ton of money and will make the new owner a ton of money.

I never said Shap didn't make a ton of money. I said the content wasn't good, which is true. Could he of made more money by having better content?

Yes, if you need it explained to you. I can't because butterfly will think I'm a know it all. But it's very very simple if you think about it.

Thanks for the thread pappy.

V_RocKs all these clowns can point out is the least important part of our business wasn't the best part.

That's the kind of a narrow view they have.

I suppose when all you can do is program and give away content in the hope of selling something, you are left with even less than me.

Eyeball · 08-29-2011, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

It really is incredible that you think anyone would listen to you regarding anything to do with webmastering.

You have no traffic and your sites are fucking shit mate yet you ramble on like you think you actually know something.

Try to remember that you cant code a site, you cant generate traffic and your webmaster skill set consists of logging into to gfy.

Have a shit day you know it all stupid pommy fuck.

Post your achievments in adult and we will compare it to Paul Markhams.

Jel · 08-29-2011, 06:15 AM

1 click ever, from anywhere > paul markham online

WarChild · 08-29-2011, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Generate traffic is such a highly refined skill morons can do it.

And yet it's something you've never been able to do. What does that say?

nikki99 · 08-29-2011, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

1 click ever, from anywhere > paul markham online

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

Jel · 08-29-2011, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

WOW!!!

Programmers are cheap and once a site is build not required very much.

Generate traffic is such a highly refined skill morons can do it.

As for being a webmaster, what the fuck is that about. giving away the product you sell for free isn't exactly a great skill. If it was how come so many can do it?

I do not know it all. For instance I'm clueless about what you do. I don't have a clue why people think giving away the product they sell is called marketing.

I never said Shap didn't make a ton of money. I said the content wasn't good, which is true. Could he of made more money by having better content?

Yes, if you need it explained to you. I can't because butterfly will think I'm a know it all. But it's very very simple if you think about it.

Thanks for the thread pappy.

V_RocKs all these clowns can point out is the least important part of our business wasn't the best part.

That's the kind of a narrow view they have.

I suppose when all you can do is program and give away content in the hope of selling something, you are left with even less than me.

Change all of the above for 'shoot porn', and you'll see just how much of a cunt you look every single day.

Shooting porn is so easy anyone can do it.
Shooting porn is so easy it takes zero skills.
Anyone can shoot porn - shooting porn is the easiest thing in the world.

Etc.

See how fucking retarded that is, about something you actually understand? Good - because that's your 'argument' with traffic - something about which you have fuck all idea about.

WebCashMaker · 08-29-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Magic join pages.

What is the on going joke when it comes to Paul Markham and Magic Join Pages ?

I always see Magic Join Pages associated with Paul Markham but I missed that thread.

Can someone please refresh that story ?

WarChild · 08-29-2011, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by WebCashMaker

What is the on going joke when it comes to Paul Markham and Magic Join Pages ?

I always see Magic Join Pages associated with Paul Markham but I missed that thread.

Can someone please refresh that story ?

Oh it's a fantastic story.

Paul launched a really shitty paysite with his super old content and everyone told him it would fail, which of course it did. Anyways, he came and made a post here after launching it telling everyone how wrong they were and how right he was because the site was making sales hand over first with absolutely amazing ratios. The problem with all of that was his join forms didn't work, so it wasn't even possible to join the site which of course means he was just flat out lying about sales. Stick around long enough and you'll find out that Paul likes to make shit up and failing that he has no problem just telling lies.

anexsia · 08-29-2011, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

anexsia · 08-29-2011, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Oh it's a fantastic story.

Paul launched a really shitty paysite with his super old content and everyone told him it would fail, which of course it did. Anyways, he came and made a post here after launching it telling everyone how wrong they were and how right he was because the site was making sales hand over first with absolutely amazing ratios. The problem with all of that was his join forms didn't work, so it wasn't even possible to join the site which of course means he was just flat out lying about sales. Stick around long enough and you'll find out that Paul likes to make shit up and failing that he has no problem just telling lies.

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

WarChild · 08-29-2011, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

Paul's never had any more than a hanffull of affiliates at best so it's not really a big problem. Despite his claims that if you have great content affiliates will just sign up in droves and make you rich, it never came to pass for him. I'm not sure if that's just because he was completely wrong or because his content really isn't that spectacular. I'm guessing it's a mix of the two.

DWB · 08-29-2011, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

I'm here for your daughter.

WebCashMaker · 08-29-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Oh it's a fantastic story.

Paul launched a really shitty paysite with his super old content and everyone told him it would fail, which of course it did. Anyways, he came and made a post here after launching it telling everyone how wrong they were and how right he was because the site was making sales hand over first with absolutely amazing ratios. The problem with all of that was his join forms didn't work, so it wasn't even possible to join the site which of course means he was just flat out lying about sales. Stick around long enough and you'll find out that Paul likes to make shit up and failing that he has no problem just telling lies.

Ohh ok. Thanks for the update.

Yeah I seen Paul Markham trying to sell someone who was looking for Non Nude content by uploading Nude samples !

I was trying to explain to him that his Nude content would'nt work for Non Nude sites.

For some reason he did'nt get it.

fris · 08-29-2011, 08:51 AM

i doubt paul can generate any traffic at all, his whole income relies on content he shot 20 years ago.

BAKO · 08-29-2011, 08:55 AM

That thread about Paul the village idiot was more classic

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

It was never a problem.

You haven't been around long enough to know the full story...

he had magic join links!

Nydahl · 08-29-2011, 09:22 AM

well at least he is still around

- which makes this place bit more funny I guess

Peace · 08-29-2011, 11:21 AM

man why post personal letter and call it Paul Markham. you should have written open letter to Paul Markham.

08-28-2011, 12:55 PM	#1
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	paul markham It really is incredible that you think anyone would listen to you regarding anything to do with webmastering. You have no traffic and your sites are fucking shit mate yet you ramble on like you think you actually know something. Try to remember that you cant code a site, you cant generate traffic and your webmaster skill set consists of logging into to gfy. Have a shit day you know it all stupid pommy fuck.

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