Why you should send your traffic to TopBucks and Sly - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 08:54 AM

He's a great listener!!

(10:33:49 AM) Sly: You are quite cynical
(10:34:01 AM) ME: haha. yeah, i know.
(10:39:39 AM) ME: BTW...
(10:39:39 AM) ME: i need a new keyboard for my a notebook
(10:39:42 AM) ME: there is a problem
(10:39:50 AM) ME: i tend to scratch my nuts a lot while i work
(10:39:58 AM) ME: so then pubic hair ends up on the keyboard and under the keys
(10:40:10 AM) ME: to change the keyboard, you have to remove it to get the model number
(10:40:23 AM) ME: doing that means all this pubic hair falls all over the place
(10:40:26 AM) ME: vacuuming it will just suck off the remaining keys
(10:40:29 AM) ME: i can't figure out how to remove the keyboard by myself. it seems like its going to break when i try
(10:40:36 AM) ME: but i don't want to take it to someone to do it for me
(10:41:00 AM) ME: how fucked up is that? 2 keys are missing. 3 others fall off regularly when typing. i'm afraid to change it because they will see the pubic hair.
(10:41:28 AM) ME: it's either buy a new notebook or deal with the shame. tough call
(10:41:35 AM) ME: And hey, thanks for listening by the way!
(10:41:42 AM) Sly: Well thanks for that window into the life of you!

Seriously, he's one of the good ones!

amateurbfs · 08-29-2011, 09:05 AM

WarChild · 08-29-2011, 09:06 AM

Sly remains my absolute favourite affiliate rep by far. He always goes the extra mile and like you said he's fun to talk to too. Topbucks has a real gem there and I hope they realize it.

Roald · 08-29-2011, 09:07 AM

Can I trade Nadya for him?

......uh oh.......

StinkyPink · 08-29-2011, 09:08 AM

I dunno... A real TOP NOTCH sponsor would have sent their team of indonesians to scrub it with a brush and a pail of their shit water.

StinkyPink · 08-29-2011, 09:10 AM

oh... can someone please post a few urls of topbucks free hosted galleries... in case I decide to signup. Just a couple, descriptions would be helpful too. Thanks.

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Sly remains my absolute favourite affiliate rep by far. He always goes the extra mile and like you said he's fun to talk to too. Topbucks has a real gem there and I hope they realize it.

He's pretty awesome. He was awesome at phatservers too which was why I was initially hosting with them.

It would definitely would be a great loss for Topbucks on a few levels, if he wasn't there.

Topbuxom Lea · 08-29-2011, 09:13 AM

Oh, he's a great listener all right...He's a great shit-starter and generally first thing in the morning.

I love Sly because he fills my days with little "check-ins" like this:

(8:54:40 AM) Sly: sigh
(8:54:55 AM) Leeb: yep
(8:55:22 AM) Sly: preemptive
(8:55:25 AM) Sly: beat you to it
(8:55:39 AM) Leeb: what a mind reader you are....
(8:56:47 AM) Sly: you secretly wish that I was gay, don't you
(8:57:02 AM) Leeb: gee who let the pussy out of the bag?
(9:01:12 AM) Sly: you guys need some more testosterone at the office
(9:01:29 AM) Sly: I talk to nadya and Kristin all day... I need to find more men!
(9:01:46 AM) Leeb: you know i'm taking testosterone don't you?
(9:01:53 AM) Leeb: 2 mg each morning
(9:01:59 AM) Leeb: sublingual
(9:02:03 AM) Sly: yes I look through your medicine cabinet once a week to see what you're up to
(9:02:20 AM) Leeb: need to get my levels up
(9:02:27 AM) Leeb: helps with my lean muscle mass
(9:02:39 AM) Leeb: concentration, focus....I'm an old fuck remember?
(9:02:40 AM) Sly: whatever gets you through
(9:02:49 AM) Sly: oh I remember
(9:03:04 AM) Sly: what is it, 65 now?
(9:03:35 AM) Leeb: i wish, then collect the little social security that your ass is paying into each week
(9:03:43 AM) Leeb: thanks for the check
(9:03:45 AM) Leeb: bub
(9:03:47 AM) Sly: don't remind me
(9:04:04 AM) Sly: my generation should revolt
(9:04:06 AM) Leeb: i am not afraid to share my age bubba...
(9:04:16 AM) Sly: you are all going down
(9:04:19 AM) Leeb: lol
(9:04:31 AM) Leeb: i think i look fan fucking tastic for a ‘Hasbian”
(9:04:42 AM) Sly: I don't even want to know what that is
(9:04:48 AM) Leeb: an old lesbian
(9:05:03 AM) Sly: you are older than my dad
(9:05:08 AM) Sly: ha!
(9:05:09 AM) Leeb: nice
(9:05:17 AM) Leeb: i'm cooler tho
(9:05:34 AM) Sly: you're definitely something
(9:06:07 AM) Sly: sigh
(9:13:47 AM) Sly: and you better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger
(9:14:14 AM) Leeb: Butterfinger...is the a double entendre?
(9:14:25 AM) Sly: you wish

And that is why YES! You should Send Sly your traffic. He is without a doubt one of the best Reps around

-L

CaptainHowdy · 08-29-2011, 09:14 AM

That's embarrassing, I hope he gets paid well ...

kristin · 08-29-2011, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Sly remains my absolute favourite affiliate rep by far. He always goes the extra mile and like you said he's fun to talk to too. Topbucks has a real gem there and I hope they realize it.

His gemness is starting to dull with all these "sighs."

He's treated much better by you all than me, at least no one is calling him retarded.

kristin · 08-29-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

He's pretty awesome. He was awesome at phatservers too which was why I was initially hosting with them.

It would definitely would be a great loss for Topbucks on a few levels, if he wasn't there.

I would be boned if I lost either of my reps. I surround myself in a team of excellence, notice there are only three of us.

O MARINA · 08-29-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Looking cute Nadya !!

Sly · 08-29-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

I dunno... A real TOP NOTCH sponsor would have sent their team of indonesians to scrub it with a brush and a pail of their shit water.

No way would I let anyone I hire near his nuts.

jimmy-3-way · 08-29-2011, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

He's treated much better by you all than me, at least no one is calling him retarded.

That's only because nobody posted my chats to him.

scottybuzz · 08-29-2011, 11:03 AM

he actually responds which beats 90% of other program's support channels

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

he actually responds which beats 90% of other program's support channels

More importantly to me, Sly is actually a webmaster with a long history of being a webmaster. Not like many programs who hire a pair of boobs and a smile who then is always trying to convince you of what you need, when they have no idea or are mindlessly spamming you. That is often the most irritating part of trying to deal with programs to me as well though... having a quick question about tools or rules or whatever and, you can't stay on that thing and finish it, because you can't get answers.

kristin · 08-29-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

That's only because nobody posted my chats to him.

Sly: I will wait for my apology.
Kristin: Here is you apology ...
Kristin: Sorry you are retarded, Sly.

arock10 · 08-29-2011, 12:52 PM

because he is top notch

Adraco · 08-29-2011, 03:53 PM

+1 for Sly!

He got me started with Topbucks for mobile and I can't complain.
(PS: I do like Kristin too, but I stay because of Sly)

MaDalton · 08-29-2011, 04:00 PM

i'm pretty sure many of you would be really surprised if you met him...

i'm not a webmaster, but from Slys posts on here i have to agree: one of the most intelligent, well-spoken and twisted minds on here ;))

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'm pretty sure many of you would be really surprised if you met him...

I don't think he really likes to bring his gender confusion issues to the boards. Best to just let that sleeping dog lie. He's getting the hormone therapy. He's getting the counseling. He'll eventually get the operation thanks to TB's top notch medical coverage for employees. I like him just as much as Slyeisha as I like him as Sly. I'm sure others feel the same or at least, will eventually come around once they get used to it all.

Sly · 08-29-2011, 05:07 PM

I never expected a thread that started out about pubes in keyboards to turn out so nice. So thank you everyone for the kind comments.

My mission is pretty simple: help our affiliates make more money. I do what I can to make that happen.

For all of those curious... I'll be sure to post many pictures post-op. It will be a hoot.

garce · 08-29-2011, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Sly remains my absolute favourite affiliate rep by far. He always goes the extra mile and like you said he's fun to talk to too. Topbucks has a real gem there and I hope they realize it.

Defintely. He hooked me up with Phatservers (now Amerinoc).

Last time I made money with TopBucks was through One Verify... Considering the shape the affilate marketplace is in now, I may have to check out what they offer now.

iwantchixx · 08-29-2011, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

He's a great listener!!

(10:33:49 AM) Sly: You are quite cynical
(10:34:01 AM) ME: haha. yeah, i know.
(10:39:39 AM) ME: BTW...
(10:39:39 AM) ME: i need a new keyboard for my a notebook
(10:39:42 AM) ME: there is a problem
(10:39:50 AM) ME: i tend to scratch my nuts a lot while i work
(10:39:58 AM) ME: so then pubic hair ends up on the keyboard and under the keys
(10:40:10 AM) ME: to change the keyboard, you have to remove it to get the model number
(10:40:23 AM) ME: doing that means all this pubic hair falls all over the place
(10:40:26 AM) ME: vacuuming it will just suck off the remaining keys
(10:40:29 AM) ME: i can't figure out how to remove the keyboard by myself. it seems like its going to break when i try
(10:40:36 AM) ME: but i don't want to take it to someone to do it for me
(10:41:00 AM) ME: how fucked up is that? 2 keys are missing. 3 others fall off regularly when typing. i'm afraid to change it because they will see the pubic hair.
(10:41:28 AM) ME: it's either buy a new notebook or deal with the shame. tough call
(10:41:35 AM) ME: And hey, thanks for listening by the way!
(10:41:42 AM) Sly: Well thanks for that window into the life of you!

Seriously, he's one of the good ones!

He changed my life forever a few years ago. The doorbell rang, there stood Sly. He got down on his knees, unbuttoned my fly and gave me a mind blowing handjob. I told him to suck it a little but he wouldn't. Shy on the first date I guess...

Pipecrew · 08-29-2011, 06:46 PM

He was a webmaster before, they always make the best reps. He was one of the top pipecrewcash affiliates for 3 years.

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

He changed my life forever a few years ago. The doorbell rang, there stood Sly. He got down on his knees, unbuttoned my fly and gave me a mind blowing handjob. I told him to suck it a little but he wouldn't. Shy on the first date I guess...

Sly sent me a Siberian Tiger for Christmas. I tried to thank him by sending him a card and he had that sent back to me, along with a personal note explaining that no thank you was necessary. The note was carried to me personally by Morgan Freeman, who then read it out loud to me Shawshank style.

Nicky · 08-29-2011, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

He changed my life forever a few years ago. The doorbell rang, there stood Sly. He got down on his knees, unbuttoned my fly and gave me a mind blowing handjob. I told him to suck it a little but he wouldn't. Shy on the first date I guess...

So he stood there huh? I'm calling shenanigans

TheSquealer · 08-29-2011, 07:01 PM

All Chuck Norris jokes were originally about Sly. Sly told everyone to knock it the fuck off and pick on a lessor man like Chuck Norris.

iwantchixx · 08-29-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

So he stood there huh? I'm calling shenanigans

It's the immense size and girth of my manhood that brought up to his toes.

Adraco · 08-30-2011, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

It's the immense size and girth of my manhood that brought up to his toes.

Don't worry, it's just an illusion. It always looks bigger from above than it actually it.

TeenCat · 08-30-2011, 01:35 AM

pimpin, another company that is redirecting traffic from at least my country to other sponsor under topbucks ref code, great!

at least i cannot access and all sites are redirecting me to some sex contacts, i know we are monkeys here so affiliates are not able to get anything from us monkeys, but redirecting them to another sponsor so topbucks are making at least some money is ok? fuck off ...

kristin · 08-30-2011, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

pimpin, another company that is redirecting traffic from at least my country to other sponsor under topbucks ref code, great!

at least i cannot access and all sites are redirecting me to some sex contacts, i know we are monkeys here so affiliates are not able to get anything from us monkeys, but redirecting them to another sponsor so topbucks are making at least some money is ok? fuck off ...

All foreign mobile traffic that is filtered is reported back and affiliates are given 50% of those revenues.

kristin · 08-30-2011, 06:53 AM

I'm bumping this so there are two threads at the top telling people to send their traffic to TB.

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