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will76 · 09-10-2011, 12:18 AM

Can't buy a happy meal... nope.

Can't rent a movie from blockbuster... nope

Can't buy a gallon of gas... nope

Can't buy a coffee from star bucks... nope

But you can buy Adult Friend Finder... at least 1 share... hahahaha bitches Stock down to $2.71 a share.

twistyneck · 09-10-2011, 12:19 AM

hahahahaha Great thread.

Rochard · 09-10-2011, 12:19 AM

I bought me an eyeball in a bubble gum machine for twenty five cents tonight at Fuddruckers.

CurrentlySober · 09-10-2011, 12:19 AM

My Ass?

will76 · 09-10-2011, 12:22 AM

yes... i know....

:thum bsup

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LoL

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You should be able to purchase at least 1 condom - if your friends go share in a packet.

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You can get 2 things from the $1 store.

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for 2.71$ in my country i can buy:

2l of milk
or
2 chocolates
or
pack of good cigarettes like dunhill
or
4 mars candies
or
3x 0.33 beers
or
4 packs of orbit gum
or
0.75kg of chicken wings
or
1l of shitty wine
or
1 hamurger
or
ticket for bus in zone about 20-30km max
or
3x cheap painkillers
or
1 better painkiller
or
1,5 x 2l of coca cola
or
3 cans of 0.25l energy drinks
or
half kg of pig porkchopps
or
...

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How many bitcoins is that?

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$2.71 wouldn't buy you ANY gas here.

Yngwie · 09-10-2011, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

$2.71 wouldn't buy you ANY gas here.

over here it might buy your 2 LITERS of gas which of course will not get you very far at all.

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where can i buy shares ?

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A 1 minute chat with a fat chick on cam

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* 1 loaf of bread

* 4 cans of coca cola

* a bus ticket

* a beer

* french fries

* a hamburger

...

DBS.US · 09-10-2011, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by cooldude7

where can i buy shares ?

Try here, http://www.oneshare.com/

Coup · 09-10-2011, 09:50 AM

Meanwhile... in andrew and lars' wallet.

will76 · 09-10-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

Meanwhile... in andrew and lars' wallet.

That would require one fat wallet.

Maybe Andrew, but I doubt Lars made out like some of you seem to think. Don't forget he sold Cams.com to Andrew for a 10% stake in Various INC. Which then about a year later sold to Penthouse for mostly stock/paper that wouldn't be paid on till they went to an IPO. Even though they sold for *500M* since the IPO ultimately was reduced from 500M to 50M I doubt they collected as much as you think. Then whatever cash they did get, Lars only got 10%. While I am sure he still walked away with million(s), it was a fraction of the "500M" they sold the company for and I would bet anything Lars would have made more money by now if he would have just kept cams.com

core_dump · 09-11-2011, 05:25 AM

That pic must be old, because you just don't wrap Benjamin's in brown. I'm guessing that was taken ca. 1980.

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woj · 09-11-2011, 06:57 AM

blockbuster is still in business?

MediaGuy · 09-11-2011, 07:10 AM

Tabasco!

:D

core_dump · 09-11-2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Tabasco!

You are missing the new Buffalo and Jersey Vomit flavors there.

slapass · 09-11-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

That would require one fat wallet.

Maybe Andrew, but I doubt Lars made out like some of you seem to think. Don't forget he sold Cams.com to Andrew for a 10% stake in Various INC. Which then about a year later sold to Penthouse for mostly stock/paper that wouldn't be paid on till they went to an IPO. Even though they sold for *500M* since the IPO ultimately was reduced from 500M to 50M I doubt they collected as much as you think. Then whatever cash they did get, Lars only got 10%. While I am sure he still walked away with million(s), it was a fraction of the "500M" they sold the company for and I would bet anything Lars would have made more money by now if he would have just kept cams.com

IF this is true, that has to hurt.

Harmon · 09-11-2011, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

That would require one fat wallet.

Maybe Andrew, but I doubt Lars made out like some of you seem to think. Don't forget he sold Cams.com to Andrew for a 10% stake in Various INC. Which then about a year later sold to Penthouse for mostly stock/paper that wouldn't be paid on till they went to an IPO. Even though they sold for *500M* since the IPO ultimately was reduced from 500M to 50M I doubt they collected as much as you think. Then whatever cash they did get, Lars only got 10%. While I am sure he still walked away with million(s), it was a fraction of the "500M" they sold the company for and I would bet anything Lars would have made more money by now if he would have just kept cams.com

Lars, not well off? Haha, you really do just spout off without facts. Lars is very well off

Slappin Fish · 09-11-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

That would require one fat wallet.

Maybe Andrew, but I doubt Lars made out like some of you seem to think. Don't forget he sold Cams.com to Andrew for a 10% stake in Various INC. Which then about a year later sold to Penthouse for mostly stock/paper that wouldn't be paid on till they went to an IPO. Even though they sold for *500M* since the IPO ultimately was reduced from 500M to 50M I doubt they collected as much as you think. Then whatever cash they did get, Lars only got 10%. While I am sure he still walked away with million(s), it was a fraction of the "500M" they sold the company for and I would bet anything Lars would have made more money by now if he would have just kept cams.com

financial advisor Will hitting us with some knowledge again pow pow.

If the sale of Various INC was for "mostly paper" why did Penthouse need to raise so much cash to fund the transaction?

Think about it for a minute champ.

Nicky · 09-11-2011, 08:21 AM

I'm pretty sure Lars banked enough.

will76 · 09-11-2011, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

blockbuster is still in business?

Yes, but their life expectancy is about the same as FFN

will76 · 09-11-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

financial advisor Will hitting us with some knowledge again pow pow.

If the sale of Various INC was for "mostly paper" why did Penthouse need to raise so much cash to fund the transaction?

Think about it for a minute champ.

to pay off the debt lol. Don't need to be a financial adviser to figure this one out, a monkey could see what is going on here. Maybe you should have thought about it longer before posting champ. Penthouse bought Various and told them we will pay you a little cash now, but then we will need to raise the rest through an IPO, to pay off the balance. The plans got screwed up when Penthouse got shot down multiple times trying to go IPO until they finally got it to go through for 50M.

My information is from people who knew what happened, not speculation.

Here is some more information for you since you have no clue what you are talking about...

Quote:

Balance Sheet, Cash and Debt

As of August 15, 2011, the Company had outstanding principal debt of $499.0 million.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Friend....html?x=0&.v=1

Who do you think most of that 499 Million is owed to?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Lars, not well off? Haha, you really do just spout off without facts. Lars is very well off

reading comprehension must not be your strong suit, go back and read where I said he wasn not well off. I said he didn't bank nearly as much as most of you seem to think or any where near the "500M" that they "sold" for.

Slappin Fish · 09-11-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

to pay off the debt lol. Don't need to be a financial adviser to figure this one out...

Here is some more information for you since you have no clue what you are talking about...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Friend....html?x=0&.v=1

Who do you think most of that 499 Million is owed to?

Penthouse (FFN) borrowed 500 million from the banks but to pay who? Think about it a bit more..

Two years, countless threads, you still dont understand LBOs. FUCK you are thick.

will76 · 09-11-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Penthouse (FFN) borrowed 500 million from the banks but to pay who? Think about it a bit more..

Two years, countless threads, you still dont understand LBOs. FUCK you are thick.

Assuming they actually borrowed 500 million from a bank, the logical answer would be that they paid it to Various Inc. However, where do you get this information from that such a loan took place?

Which bank you seem to think penthouse borrowed 500 million from, prove me and the people who know whats going on and told me what happened wrong. What do you have to base your statement on that a bank loaned them 500M and the 499M in debt they still have is owed to the bank and not most of it being owed to Various Inc.

Goldmaniacs · 09-11-2011, 12:01 PM

That may explain some shit going on lately, very sad.

will76 · 09-11-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Penthouse (FFN) borrowed 500 million from the banks but to pay who? Think about it a bit more..

Two years, countless threads, you still dont understand LBOs. FUCK you are thick.

I guess you also missed how the sale from Various Inc to Penthouse was for " for $500 million in cash and securities." From everything I have heard and the fact that Penthouse wasn't exactly profitable nor did they have a good track record / credit to be able to get a half a billion dollar in loans from banks, the majority of the sale was for securities and not much was for cash. Andrew wanted desperately to dump AFF, Lars always wanted to take a company public, Penthouse was a broke dick that needed AFF's sales and profitability to try to go public (as all Penthouse did was go bankrupt and lose money). Going public would allow them to get the money so they could pay for the sale and make a big score themselves. Penthouse sold Various Inc that they would get their big pay day once the IPO went through, which originally was for 500M, then 250M and finally went through for 50M. Andrew had no other buyers so he took the deal.

Educate yourself kid before you come in here talking about shit you have no idea of... still would love to hear your proof why you seem to believe penthouse borrowed 500M from banks and paid Various Inc all cash for the sale.

Slappin Fish · 09-11-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

I guess you also missed how the sale from Various Inc to Penthouse was for " for $500 million in cash and securities."

Educate yourself kid before you come in here talking about shit you have no idea of... still would love to hear your proof why you seem to believe penthouse borrowed 500M from banks and paid Various Inc all cash for the sale.

I'm the one who needs educating?

Learn how to read SEC filings, the amount of First Lien Notes and Second Lien Notes should give you an indication how much was cash and how much was securities.

In the very unlikely scenario that Lars & co financed the purchase of themselves by themselves it won't bother them too much, netting 14% while a FFN bankruptcy would make them the new owners.

wehateporn · 09-11-2011, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Can't buy a happy meal... nope.

Can't rent a movie from blockbuster... nope

Can't buy a gallon of gas... nope

Can't buy a coffee from star bucks... nope

But you can buy Adult Friend Finder... at least 1 share... hahahaha bitches Stock down to $2.71 a share.

Interesting examples there

They manipulate the value of our money to make sure we don't save up too much; they like for most of us to have no choice but to submit ourselves to employment. As soon as too many workers have saved up too much money, they starting printing fresh money as the value is mainly regulated by how much of it is in supply

will76 · 09-11-2011, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

I'm the one who needs educating?

Learn how to read SEC filings, the amount of First Lien Notes and Second Lien Notes should give you an indication how much was cash and how much was securities.

In the very unlikely scenario that Lars & co financed the purchase of themselves by themselves it won't bother them too much, netting 14% while a FFN bankruptcy would make them the new owners.

We will see how the bankruptcy plays out and how much "assets" are left over, who gets what etc... as it is sure to happen in the next 2-3 years. Seeing how well Marc Bell and Daniel Stanton handled Ibill's debacle and how all the money magically disappeared while they were in control of the company, I wouldn't be so confident that Andrew will get much back at the end of the day.

I am sure they got some cash at the sale, just not as much as everyone seems to think. Especially Lars since he was just a 10% shareholder in Various to start with. I did hear that Andrew in particular is owed a lot of money. I don't know how much he is still owed but when the IPO got shot down from 500M to 50M I am fairly confident things didn't turn out as good as they had originally planned.

But I digress, this thread is about all of the morons who paid $10 a share for FFN's IPO. Penthouse and Marc Bell are like a bad std, they infect everything they touch and everyone who comes in contact with them get screwed. The latest being the people who bought the stock.

When Penthouse, and everything they own finally go away the industry will be better off

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A can of Lysol and party with my friends

will76 · 09-11-2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

A can of Lysol and party with my friends

dirty friends?

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