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How do you start your day?
AKFK's morning routine:
1. StatsRemote - I need to know where my month is at first thing so I can obsess. 2. Red Bull & Adderall - 'nuff said. 3. Pop-Tarts - un-frosted. (yep, bitch boy is a vegan - don't exploit the animals, but fuck yeah I produce porn... evening the scales... hehe). 4. GoFuckYourself |
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wake up
check mail check all my sites make breakfast check stats update member areas from there its a lil different ![]()
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I'm not a morning person so it takes me a long time to wake up!
The first thing I do is turn on the computer and make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Work through my e-mail then drop by here to see if there is anything interesting to read up on. Usually there is! A few hours later I wake up and get my ass out the door. Regards NastyJack |
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#1 Coffee + cigaret + turn on computer
#2 Coffee + check mail #3 Coffee + cigaret # 4 Check stats #5 Coffee #6 Wake up kid.. #7 Drop kid off at kindergarden about 9 am.. home and ready to go to work...
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E-mail, bacon & eggs, stats, GFY, schoolwork --> school.
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1. feed kids
2.bitch at Kelly to take the dog out. 3.shower 4.clean the house 5.get online to see whats up 6.make sure the kids and dog are not getting into trouble. Number 2 through 6 repeats all day ![]()
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I wake up. Then I go back to sleep for an hour. (one of the greater joys in life is to put the alarm to ring @ 8am. Then wake up, close the alarm. Knowing you don't have to be anywhere, like work. muahaha, and sleep an hour or 2 longer
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Get up around 11 am
Coffee Check Mail - Coffee Check GFY - Coffee Update Sites - Coffee Beg, cry and claw for coffee and traffic by the afternoon Watch Judge Judy Get kids from Cheerleading (it's my month) Fix dinner - now moving to Jack and Coke Watch my favourite shows Put kids to bed Cry whine and beg for traffic and more Jack and Coke Work to 2 am Do it again for another 6 years LOL
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By trying to get out of bed!
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Check email
Eat at computer
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I keep seriously thinking I will go chill at Starbucks to get some work done one of these days.
Use the crazy wireless network they have there... Of course, I will have to limit my work to email, posting, and admin stuff... not gonna edit images while sipping my soy latte... Who knows? I may make a friend. |
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coffee.
turn on msnbc and listen while i check stats and wake up for an hour. light stretching and a little working out, then shower. then i sit and slam my keyboard like an idiot for the next 10-15 hours. |
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I don't have anyother bad habbits.. I don't drink (very often).. I don't over eat..I'm as fucking boring as they come... but my coffee.. mess with my coffee and I will become psykobitch ![]()
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Wake up
get outta bed take a shit jack off then who cares after that..
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Little Me *who just looooooooves a great c\_/ of joe*
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I take a piss at exactly 7:00am every morning! Unfortunately, I dont wake up until 9:00am.
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Little Me *up by 5 am everyday.. my internal clock is broken, it goes of on weekends too*
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It would be interesting to get a count of how many times the word "coffee" has appeared in this thread.
Damn, just talking about makes me realize I need another cup
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I'm a girl and I masturbate once I get up and before I go to bed. Does wonders for the rest of my day.
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Who's gonna take them? I'm usually in complete ecstacy so much that maneuvering a camera for a shot would be freakin genius. Maybe I'll try it one day.................................
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am i really wake up?
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I start my day off on the hun....
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i wake up... walk my 4 dogs (yeah im fuckin nuts)...
eat breakfast at mcdonalds... go to my job as a telphone repair man for 5 hours.. come home and build my AVS sites. i need a vacation ![]()
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Reset alarm for 30 more minutes of sleep.
Long shower, burning hot water. Breakfast of chocolate milk and some sort of breakfast bar. Watch whatever crap is on TV for 10-15 minutes. Brush my teeth. Head to work. |
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Wake up.
Get out of bed quietly, not to wake her. Get dressed. Go home and get back into bed quietly, trying this time not to wake the wife. Now you know why I'm on my third one............... ![]() |
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Roll out of bed
Turn on TV Turn on computer Drink coffee Start work Switch to Coke Eat meals and snacks at computer Keep going until I can't anymore |
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Baby's up at 6:30 usually. Get her, change her diaper and put her in a toy of some sort while I go back to sleep til she's sick of it.
Give her a bath and feed her breakfast. Put her in the swing because... By now the 22 mo. old is up and she wants her breakfast. Change her diaper (no, she's not potty trained yet) and then make her some toast. Drink a glass of juice and eat a piece of toast. Sometimes waffles and tea. Now it's all about getting them dressed and out the door with my mom for daycare by 9. Go back to sleep. Wake up at 10:30 or 11 and get to work. Email. Check sales. My company bulletin board. It's usually around noon at this point and the question was how do you START your day, so I'll stop here ![]() |
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