How do you start your day? - GoFuckYourself.com

AOLGuy · 02-05-2003, 09:12 AM

AKFK's morning routine:

1. StatsRemote - I need to know where my month is at first thing so I can obsess.

2. Red Bull & Adderall - 'nuff said.

3. Pop-Tarts - un-frosted.
(yep, bitch boy is a vegan - don't exploit the animals, but fuck yeah I produce porn... evening the scales... hehe).

4. GoFuckYourself

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 09:14 AM

wake up
check mail
check all my sites
make breakfast
check stats
update member areas

from there its a lil different

NastyJack · 02-05-2003, 09:21 AM

I'm not a morning person so it takes me a long time to wake up!

The first thing I do is turn on the computer and make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Work through my e-mail then drop by here to see if there is anything interesting to read up on. Usually there is!

A few hours later I wake up and get my ass out the door.

Regards
NastyJack

little-me · 02-05-2003, 09:27 AM

#1 Coffee + cigaret + turn on computer

#2 Coffee + check mail

#3 Coffee + cigaret

# 4 Check stats

#5 Coffee

#6 Wake up kid..

#7 Drop kid off at kindergarden

about 9 am.. home and ready to go to work...

Dildozer · 02-05-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by little-me
#1 Coffee + cigaret + turn on computer

#2 Coffee + check mail

#3 Coffee + cigaret

# 4 Check stats

#5 Coffee

#6 Wake up kid..

#7 Drop kid off at kindergarden

about 9 am.. home and ready to go to work...

I do pretty much the same thing except for the kids, and i wake up at noon

Rex · 02-05-2003, 09:29 AM

E-mail, bacon & eggs, stats, GFY, schoolwork --> school.

Raph · 02-05-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by little-me
#1 Coffee + cigaret + turn on computer

#2 Coffee + check mail

#3 Coffee + cigaret

# 4 Check stats

#5 Coffee

#6 Wake up kid..

#7 Drop kid off at kindergarden

about 9 am.. home and ready to go to work...

shit .. 4 coffee cups ?

damn I'm on fire with a single cup

pink_in_the_middle · 02-05-2003, 09:33 AM

1. feed kids
2.bitch at Kelly to take the dog out.
3.shower
4.clean the house
5.get online to see whats up
6.make sure the kids and dog are not getting into trouble.

Number 2 through 6 repeats all day

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2003, 09:34 AM

I wake up. Then I go back to sleep for an hour. (one of the greater joys in life is to put the alarm to ring @ 8am. Then wake up, close the alarm. Knowing you don't have to be anywhere, like work. muahaha, and sleep an hour or 2 longer

)

Then I usually take a shit.

steffie · 02-05-2003, 09:35 AM

Get up around 11 am
Coffee

Check Mail - Coffee

Check GFY - Coffee

Update Sites - Coffee

Beg, cry and claw for coffee and traffic by the afternoon

Watch Judge Judy

Get kids from Cheerleading (it's my month)

Fix dinner - now moving to Jack and Coke

Watch my favourite shows

Put kids to bed

Cry whine and beg for traffic and more Jack and Coke

Work to 2 am

Do it again for another 6 years

LOL

Dildozer · 02-05-2003, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Then I usually take a shit.

Funbrunette · 02-05-2003, 09:52 AM

By trying to get out of bed!

dantheman · 02-05-2003, 09:54 AM

stocktrader23 · 02-05-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I wake up. Then I go back to sleep for an hour. (one of the greater joys in life is to put the alarm to ring @ 8am. Then wake up, close the alarm. Knowing you don't have to be anywhere, like work. muahaha, and sleep an hour or 2 longer)

Then I usually take a shit.

I'll remember this post for a long, long time.

AOLGuy · 02-05-2003, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I wake up. Then I go back to sleep for an hour. (one of the greater joys in life is to put the alarm to ring @ 8am. Then wake up, close the alarm. Knowing you don't have to be anywhere, like work. muahaha, and sleep an hour or 2 longer)

Then I usually take a shit.

You get out of bed first though, right?

If not, you at least use a bedpan?

Meni69 · 02-05-2003, 10:00 AM

Check email
Eat at computer

little-me · 02-05-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raph

shit .. 4 coffee cups ?

damn I'm on fire with a single cup

That is just from 5-5:15 am

I put on another pot when I come home and get ready to work

AOLGuy · 02-05-2003, 10:15 AM

I keep seriously thinking I will go chill at Starbucks to get some work done one of these days.

Use the crazy wireless network they have there...

Of course, I will have to limit my work to email, posting, and admin stuff... not gonna edit images while sipping my soy latte...

Who knows? I may make a friend.

Raph · 02-05-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by little-me

That is just from 5-5:15 am

I put on another pot when I come home and get ready to work

dang

You must sprint to the bathroom !

CrazyNakedChick · 02-05-2003, 10:19 AM

coffee.

turn on msnbc and listen while i check stats and wake up for an hour.

light stretching and a little working out, then shower.

then i sit and slam my keyboard like an idiot for the next 10-15 hours.

little-me · 02-05-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raph

dang

You must sprint to the bathroom !

I can hear you are not a coffeeman.... I can drink 7 pots of coffee a day and still not go to the bathroom more often then non-coffee people and I still sleep like a baby come nightfall...

I don't have anyother bad habbits.. I don't drink (very often).. I don't over eat..I'm as fucking boring as they come... but my coffee.. mess with my coffee and I will become psykobitch

Raph · 02-05-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by little-me

I can hear you are not a coffeeman.... I can drink 7 pots of coffee a day and still not go to the bathroom more often then non-coffee people and I still sleep like a baby come nightfall...

I don't have anyother bad habbits.. I don't drink (very often).. I don't over eat..I'm as fucking boring as they come... but my coffee.. mess with my coffee and I will become psykobitch

I hear ya :D

7 pots, that's just crazy though

Might as well just eat caffeine by the spoon

foolio · 02-05-2003, 11:24 AM

Wake up

get outta bed

take a shit

jack off

then who cares after that..

little-me · 02-05-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raph

Might as well just eat caffeine by the spoon

Instant coffee dosn't taste that great with out water.. I don't even like instant coffee with water

Little Me *who just looooooooves a great c\_/ of joe*

Yo Adrian · 02-05-2003, 11:30 AM

Martin · 02-05-2003, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman

nice!

Morgan · 02-05-2003, 11:36 AM

I take a piss at exactly 7:00am every morning! Unfortunately, I dont wake up until 9:00am.

FlyingIguana · 02-05-2003, 11:41 AM

pepsi

then i eat some eggs

little-me · 02-05-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I take a piss at exactly 7:00am every morning! Unfortunately, I dont wake up until 9:00am.

It gets cold fast, dosn't it ??? One would think taht would wake you up *but what do I know..I'm not a bedwetter*

Little Me *up by 5 am everyday.. my internal clock is broken, it goes of on weekends too*

CrazyNakedChick · 02-05-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I take a piss at exactly 7:00am every morning! Unfortunately, I dont wake up until 9:00am.

hey, there's a fetish niche site in there somewhere.

Yo Adrian · 02-05-2003, 01:10 PM

It would be interesting to get a count of how many times the word "coffee" has appeared in this thread.

Damn, just talking about makes me realize I need another cup

LikeaVirgin · 02-05-2003, 01:11 PM

I'm a girl and I masturbate once I get up and before I go to bed. Does wonders for the rest of my day.

When I'm on my way to work I eat some energy bars are something with water or juice.

dantheman · 02-05-2003, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LikeaVirgin
I'm a girl and I masturbate once I get up and before I go to bed. Does wonders for the rest of my day.

When I'm on my way to work I eat some energy bars are something with water or juice.

Pics?

LikeaVirgin · 02-05-2003, 01:15 PM

Who's gonna take them? I'm usually in complete ecstacy so much that maneuvering a camera for a shot would be freakin genius. Maybe I'll try it one day.................................

sexysphere · 02-05-2003, 01:17 PM

am i really wake up?

LikeaVirgin · 02-05-2003, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexysphere
am i really wake up?

Huh?

dlex · 02-05-2003, 01:29 PM

<img src="http://www.artlebedev.com/posters/coffee/coffee-640x480.jpg">

i snort 1 to 3 lines of coffee...depending on the night before...then I am good to go

picindex · 02-05-2003, 01:36 PM

I start my day off on the hun....

LikeaVirgin · 02-05-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dlex
<img src="http://www.artlebedev.com/posters/coffee/coffee-640x480.jpg">

i snort 1 to 3 lines of coffee...depending on the night before...then I am good to go

Hot Damn!

StinkBerg · 02-05-2003, 03:34 PM

i wake up... walk my 4 dogs (yeah im fuckin nuts)...
eat breakfast at mcdonalds... go to my job as a telphone repair man for 5 hours.. come home and build my AVS sites.

i need a vacation

Rictor · 02-05-2003, 03:37 PM

Reset alarm for 30 more minutes of sleep.

Long shower, burning hot water.

Breakfast of chocolate milk and some sort of breakfast bar.

Watch whatever crap is on TV for 10-15 minutes.

Brush my teeth.

Head to work.

Cheshire · 02-05-2003, 03:39 PM

Paul Markham · 02-05-2003, 03:57 PM

Wake up.
Get out of bed quietly, not to wake her.
Get dressed.
Go home and get back into bed quietly, trying this time not to wake the wife.

Now you know why I'm on my third one...............

Babaganoosh · 02-05-2003, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Yoga

Ditto. I like the kind with the strawberries at the bottom.

pink_in_the_middle · 02-05-2003, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Ditto. I like the kind with the strawberries at the bottom.

That was cute

Monique Niccole · 02-05-2003, 04:34 PM

Roll out of bed
Turn on TV
Turn on computer
Drink coffee
Start work
Switch to Coke
Eat meals and snacks at computer
Keep going until I can't anymore

Lily · 02-05-2003, 04:57 PM

Baby's up at 6:30 usually. Get her, change her diaper and put her in a toy of some sort while I go back to sleep til she's sick of it.

Give her a bath and feed her breakfast. Put her in the swing because...

By now the 22 mo. old is up and she wants her breakfast. Change her diaper (no, she's not potty trained yet) and then make her some toast.

Drink a glass of juice and eat a piece of toast. Sometimes waffles and tea.

Now it's all about getting them dressed and out the door with my mom for daycare by 9.

Go back to sleep.

Wake up at 10:30 or 11 and get to work.

Email.

Check sales.

My company bulletin board.

It's usually around noon at this point and the question was how do you START your day, so I'll stop here

02-05-2003, 09:27 AM	#4
little-me Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: hell Posts: 182	#1 Coffee + cigaret + turn on computer #2 Coffee + check mail #3 Coffee + cigaret # 4 Check stats #5 Coffee #6 Wake up kid.. #7 Drop kid off at kindergarden about 9 am.. home and ready to go to work... __________________ The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in your field - and keep on doing it.

02-05-2003, 09:33 AM	#8
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02-05-2003, 09:34 AM	#9
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I wake up. Then I go back to sleep for an hour. (one of the greater joys in life is to put the alarm to ring @ 8am. Then wake up, close the alarm. Knowing you don't have to be anywhere, like work. muahaha, and sleep an hour or 2 longer) Then I usually take a shit. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-05-2003, 09:35 AM	#10
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Get up around 11 am Coffee Check Mail - Coffee Check GFY - Coffee Update Sites - Coffee Beg, cry and claw for coffee and traffic by the afternoon Watch Judge Judy Get kids from Cheerleading (it's my month) Fix dinner - now moving to Jack and Coke Watch my favourite shows Put kids to bed Cry whine and beg for traffic and more Jack and Coke Work to 2 am Do it again for another 6 years LOL __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

02-05-2003, 09:52 AM	#12
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	By trying to get out of bed! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

02-05-2003, 09:12 AM	#1
AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	How do you start your day? AKFK's morning routine: 1. StatsRemote - I need to know where my month is at first thing so I can obsess. 2. Red Bull & Adderall - 'nuff said. 3. Pop-Tarts - un-frosted. (yep, bitch boy is a vegan - don't exploit the animals, but fuck yeah I produce porn... evening the scales... hehe). 4. GoFuckYourself

02-05-2003, 09:14 AM	#2
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	wake up check mail check all my sites make breakfast check stats update member areas from there its a lil different __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

02-05-2003, 09:21 AM	#3
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	I'm not a morning person so it takes me a long time to wake up! The first thing I do is turn on the computer and make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Work through my e-mail then drop by here to see if there is anything interesting to read up on. Usually there is! A few hours later I wake up and get my ass out the door. Regards NastyJack

02-05-2003, 09:29 AM	#6
Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	E-mail, bacon & eggs, stats, GFY, schoolwork --> school. __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.

02-05-2003, 09:54 AM	#13
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02-05-2003, 10:00 AM	#16
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02-05-2003, 10:15 AM	#18
AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	I keep seriously thinking I will go chill at Starbucks to get some work done one of these days. Use the crazy wireless network they have there... Of course, I will have to limit my work to email, posting, and admin stuff... not gonna edit images while sipping my soy latte... Who knows? I may make a friend.

02-05-2003, 10:19 AM	#20
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	coffee. turn on msnbc and listen while i check stats and wake up for an hour. light stretching and a little working out, then shower. then i sit and slam my keyboard like an idiot for the next 10-15 hours.

02-05-2003, 11:24 AM	#23
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	Wake up get outta bed take a shit jack off then who cares after that.. __________________

02-05-2003, 11:30 AM	#25
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02-05-2003, 11:36 AM	#27
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I take a piss at exactly 7:00am every morning! Unfortunately, I dont wake up until 9:00am. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

02-05-2003, 11:41 AM	#28
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	pepsi then i eat some eggs

02-05-2003, 01:10 PM	#31
Yo Adrian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,326	It would be interesting to get a count of how many times the word "coffee" has appeared in this thread. Damn, just talking about makes me realize I need another cup __________________ Adult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.

02-05-2003, 01:11 PM	#32
LikeaVirgin Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: A girl with complex issues! Posts: 205	I'm a girl and I masturbate once I get up and before I go to bed. Does wonders for the rest of my day. When I'm on my way to work I eat some energy bars are something with water or juice. __________________ Hi Fuck You!

02-05-2003, 01:15 PM	#34
LikeaVirgin Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: A girl with complex issues! Posts: 205	Who's gonna take them? I'm usually in complete ecstacy so much that maneuvering a camera for a shot would be freakin genius. Maybe I'll try it one day................................. __________________ Hi Fuck You!

02-05-2003, 01:17 PM	#35
sexysphere Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Everywhere behind you Posts: 769	am i really wake up? __________________ PaRaDiGm

02-05-2003, 01:29 PM	#37
dlex Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Love Shack Posts: 353	<img src="http://www.artlebedev.com/posters/coffee/coffee-640x480.jpg"> i snort 1 to 3 lines of coffee...depending on the night before...then I am good to go

02-05-2003, 01:36 PM	#38
picindex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,038	I start my day off on the hun.... __________________ Good Content:

02-05-2003, 03:34 PM	#40
StinkBerg Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 19	i wake up... walk my 4 dogs (yeah im fuckin nuts)... eat breakfast at mcdonalds... go to my job as a telphone repair man for 5 hours.. come home and build my AVS sites. i need a vacation __________________ -

02-05-2003, 03:37 PM	#41
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Reset alarm for 30 more minutes of sleep. Long shower, burning hot water. Breakfast of chocolate milk and some sort of breakfast bar. Watch whatever crap is on TV for 10-15 minutes. Brush my teeth. Head to work.

02-05-2003, 03:39 PM	#42
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Yoga __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-05-2003, 03:57 PM	#43
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Wake up. Get out of bed quietly, not to wake her. Get dressed. Go home and get back into bed quietly, trying this time not to wake the wife. Now you know why I'm on my third one............... __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

02-05-2003, 04:34 PM	#46
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Roll out of bed Turn on TV Turn on computer Drink coffee Start work Switch to Coke Eat meals and snacks at computer Keep going until I can't anymore

02-05-2003, 04:57 PM	#47
Lily Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BFE WA State Posts: 147	Baby's up at 6:30 usually. Get her, change her diaper and put her in a toy of some sort while I go back to sleep til she's sick of it. Give her a bath and feed her breakfast. Put her in the swing because... By now the 22 mo. old is up and she wants her breakfast. Change her diaper (no, she's not potty trained yet) and then make her some toast. Drink a glass of juice and eat a piece of toast. Sometimes waffles and tea. Now it's all about getting them dressed and out the door with my mom for daycare by 9. Go back to sleep. Wake up at 10:30 or 11 and get to work. Email. Check sales. My company bulletin board. It's usually around noon at this point and the question was how do you START your day, so I'll stop here