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Old 09-27-2011, 04:19 AM   #1
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I am promoting HTML but not getting results? Critique me?

I have been promoting 'HTML' (Huge Tits Made Larger) for ages now...

I started back in about 2005 when my natural 24DD wife got enhanced to a 34FF...

But all the resuts in google for html seem to be about web stuff? Not bigger Boob Fetish?

HELP? Whats wrong???
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:22 AM   #2
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ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:25 AM   #3
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ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...
Understood

I guess you & I, are in the same boat as I am.. Trying out tried and trusted methods of web promotion, yet not getting the results that we want?

I understand.

Take care, and feel free to sit in, to receive help from those who know much more than us,..

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Old 09-27-2011, 04:40 AM   #4
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I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:52 AM   #5
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I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.
Again - Fully understand and TOTALLY sympathise..

What you need is Deep Vein Thrombosis - D.V.T. To forward your "Abbreviations' to the BBC..
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:23 AM   #6
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try CSS - Currently Sober Sucks ... lolz, no pun intended ;)
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:19 AM   #7
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CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

So... I fucked her silly !

GOOD TIMES !
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:21 AM   #8
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CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

So... I fucked her silly !

GOOD TIMES !
Personally I'm a big fan of the Cock Swallowing Sluts...
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:22 AM   #9
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you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:27 AM   #10
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i have been promoting I.R.A - I Ride Applepie (girls sitting nude in applepie).,

but i keep getting police comming to my house when i post on blogs when i ask who I should shoot for the IRA.
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:00 PM   #11
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you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling
Markham?
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:10 PM   #12
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Markham?
i dont know who the fuck that is, but after searching for 1 second, no.

continue trolling, because you must be trolling.

in my time browsing threads I see there are alot of dumb motherfuckers, so I wasnt sure if this was a legitimate question or a troll
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:10 PM   #13
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You should focus on micro niches. Might I suggest a subset of your current niche

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Old 09-27-2011, 12:10 PM   #14
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Sorry to hear about your trouble, Sober, but I'm doing great with GHB.com (Gay Hairy Bodybuilders.) But only on the Pharm ads, strangely...
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:16 PM   #15
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:40 PM   #16
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you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:47 PM   #17
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I'm having the same problems with the Double Vaginal Dildo niche.
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:50 PM   #18
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you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:54 PM   #19
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you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.
I think he is right. I don't see how you can expect to get something good from a kind of traffic that doesn't suit with this biz. Or maybe I'm missing something?
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you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure
Yeah, he should try with something more safe like : CSS , PHP or C++... The last one has a lot of potential...
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