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09-27-2011, 03:10 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
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I want to have phone sex with the Avast Anti-Virus voice
Avast Anti-Virus pops up every morning about 3am to let me know that it is up to date. It has always had this robotic voice that says, "Avast Anti-Virus database is up to date." Recently they changed it to a woman's voice and she sounds kind of hot. . .I want to talk dirty to her.
Or maybe I am just up too late and should go to bed. |
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09-27-2011, 03:11 AM
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Perhaps you should talk to the avast support. It says that they take all compliments and questions 24/7.
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09-27-2011, 03:14 AM
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Haven't heard it. I must have it on mute.
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09-27-2011, 03:16 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cant afford avast anti virus...
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09-27-2011, 03:27 AM
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09-27-2011, 03:42 AM
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09-27-2011, 03:45 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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09-27-2011, 04:18 AM
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09-27-2011, 05:34 AM
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I'm not a fan of phone sex...
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09-27-2011, 07:44 AM
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Work Work Work
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Kinky
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