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BareBacked · 09-26-2011, 01:55 PM

Dam Canadians have all the answers

EDMONTON, AB?Local husband and father of two, Richard Poitras, 42, announced today that there is a perfectly logical explanation for the long list of raunchy Google searches that recently appeared out of nowhere on his internet browser?s search history.

In a response to questioning from his wife, which began yesterday, Poitras said, ?Listen, I?m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.?

He went on to describe a spam email he vaguely remembers opening, completely on accident. ?That email must have linked my system up with some kind of hacker.?

http://smew.com/index.php?option=com...amp;Itemid=574

D Ghost · 09-26-2011, 01:57 PM

Hahahahah

woj · 09-26-2011, 02:35 PM

“Some of those words were just…so disgusting. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

wtf is wrong with people... the search terms he used seem pretty clean to me...

Intrinsic · 09-26-2011, 02:37 PM

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SuckOnThis · 09-26-2011, 02:54 PM

Wizzo · 09-26-2011, 02:56 PM

I hate those hacker adding search history emails. LOL

baryl · 09-26-2011, 03:16 PM

brb, adding "booty shaking ass webcam" to all my keyword lists

garce · 09-26-2011, 03:16 PM

Maybe if his stupid wife dolled herself up a bit and sucked his dick, he wouldn't be searching for porn so much.

I think she's kind of hot. I could dress her up and have a bit of fun - no problem...

blackmonsters · 09-26-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I think she's kind of hot..

I must assume you are using the Celsius scale.

2MuchMark · 09-26-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

This picture explains it all. ALL.

porno jew · 09-26-2011, 05:44 PM

they ripped off a funny yahoo answers that was posted on reddit a few days ago.

dpatt · 09-26-2011, 06:39 PM

pretty sure he must have searched for those words, lol.

is that a real news site?

spazlabz · 09-26-2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

I hate those hacker adding search history emails. LOL

GAWD I KNOW RIGHT!!??

you'd think there'd be a filter or something

porno jew · 09-26-2011, 06:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/30H1F.jpg

drmadcat · 09-26-2011, 07:03 PM

the problem is his wife is searching his history

DWB · 09-26-2011, 10:50 PM

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We just need to do away with disgusting words like that. Wipe them from society.

DWB · 09-26-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

http://i.imgur.com/30H1F.jpg

darksoul · 09-27-2011, 12:36 AM

how did this got to be news ?

Thomas007 · 09-27-2011, 02:19 AM

If she believes it, he might get away with it :-)

seeandsee · 09-27-2011, 02:29 AM

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Sharky · 09-27-2011, 06:10 AM

I'm so glad my wife just laughs at the terms suggested for me;-)

Tjeezers · 09-27-2011, 08:10 AM

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czarina · 09-27-2011, 08:14 AM

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DamianJ · 09-27-2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpatt

pretty sure he must have searched for those words, lol.

*pretty* sure?

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