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will76 · 10-07-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

For the record , i don't know kevin or will , and have from time to time enjoyed both of their posts on gfy.

A few years back i got kicked out of Grauman's chinese theatre in hollywood for knocking some guy out ( long story ). There is a parking garage kind of behind it we were parked in so we decided to go back to the car and smoke a joint before we went out to dinner. There was a big van parked next to us and as we approached we notice some commotion going on behind the van. I looked behind the van and who do i see but the cannibal himself KB in his full pimpin gear getting a blowjob from a really dirty old homeless guy. I am both shocked and disgusted ( nauseated ) but at the same time, feeling like i should say something to break the ice, so i say HEY KEVIN !!, IT'S ME LENSMAN , and he glanced over paused for a second and replied " i am not kevin blatt " in a very stern and angry tone. Now as i said i have never met kevin just seen his pictures on the web , but i felt a bit strange arguing with a man getting a blowjob from a dirty old man, so i turned away to get in my vehicle and as i did kevin says " hey lens , you want a turn ? , he has no teeth !!" , i declined as politely as i could to a man getting a blowjob from a dirty old homeless guy and drove away.

To bad you didn't film it, you could have been on TMZ

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Originally Posted by D-Money

Wait a fuckin' minute...What is going on here? Why are we all getting soft on Bizzle? Anyway, he used to never be able to keep a secret. Now he gets paid to keep secrets!

The evolution of KB

Fucking Barefootsies derailed a perfectly good thread...

It's ok though he finally left. Once he got un interesting I just let him get the last word in so he would leave. It is the only way to get rid of him and he wasn't amusing any more

SmokeyTheBear · 10-07-2011, 10:59 PM

Now i know what you're thinking .....

"was will76 the homeless guy ?"

and the answer is no ...

but he may have been teabagging the homeless guy because i didn't look that far around the van to see..

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Now i know what you're thinking .....

"was will76 the homeless guy ?"

and the answer is no ...

but he may have been teabagging the homeless guy because i didn't look that far around the van to see..

Fuck if I was there I would have been recording it (teabaging or not) so I could have gotten on TMZ

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

I agree, you have to take any publicity you can get, but when you holding a turd and screaming WOW LOOK HOW NICE THIS LOOKS AND IT SMELLS GREAT!!! you still look silly even as an attention whore / promoter.

Yeah fuck I might start being nice to him too, Barefootsie ruined my whole " mess with Kfizz" vibe i had going... I agree with the Hirsh comment, it is very obvious.

Can I come dine with you and your C-List friends in SOBE?

They're in DC and its not 1996 anymore so they're not interesting in that regard. Still good people though. You'd probably have to buy them lunch. A lot of fortunes have been lost to drugs and over spending.

I do have people I want to meet down here but need a common friend to come down from NYC first.

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:03 PM

wtf smokey.... what you smokin son?!??

lazycash · 10-07-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

For the record , i don't know kevin or will , and have from time to time enjoyed both of their posts on gfy.

A few years back i got kicked out of Grauman's chinese theatre in hollywood for knocking some guy out ( long story ). There is a parking garage kind of behind it we were parked in so we decided to go back to the car and smoke a joint before we went out to dinner. There was a big van parked next to us and as we approached we notice some commotion going on behind the van. I looked behind the van and who do i see but the cannibal himself KB in his full pimpin gear getting a blowjob from a really dirty old homeless guy. I am both shocked and disgusted ( nauseated ) but at the same time, feeling like i should say something to break the ice, so i say HEY KEVIN !!, IT'S ME LENSMAN , and he glanced over paused for a second and replied " i am not kevin blatt " in a very stern and angry tone. Now as i said i have never met kevin just seen his pictures on the web , but i felt a bit strange arguing with a man getting a blowjob from a dirty old man, so i turned away to get in my vehicle and as i did kevin says " hey lens , you want a turn ? , he has no teeth !!" , i declined as politely as i could to a man getting a blowjob from a dirty old homeless guy and drove away.

Sounds like Dirty D must have introduced his movie theater friend Shirley to KB.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-07-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Fuck if I was there I would have been recording it (teabaging or not) so I could have gotten on TMZ

The Will i know would say not to argue in this thread but would still argue

then again the Kevin i know would say the same thing.

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Sounds like Dirty D must have introduced his movie theater friend Shirley to KB.

LOL i was thinking the same thing as well.

The story stunk of Dirty D as soon as he said "theater, old guy, blow job"

SmokeyTheBear · 10-07-2011, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

wtf smokey.... what you smokin son?!??

ok i admit , i didn't politely decline , i told kevin to tap me in , and he was right the homeless guy didn't have any teeth !!!

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by D-Money

You hit the nail on the head. I think people would enjoy his behind the scenes adventures that never see the light of day more then the ones that do. Crazy shit. Actually, his biggest stories are the ones that are swept under the rug.

Hey, I bust KB's balls all the time, I just do it in person or over the phone. But I have to give him credit for something I never thought I would. Wait a fuckin' minute...What is going on here? Why are we all getting soft on Bizzle? Anyway, he used to never be able to keep a secret. Now he gets paid to keep secrets!

The evolution of KB

He doesn't remember but awhile back he had me call him on some info I needed. We ended up staying on the phone for about two hours talking about everything under the sun. I then realized he is nothing like the douchebag that posts here which is why I happily sling shit at the douchebag that posts here.

Now as to why we've gone soft on him... people love to hate on KB but people actually hate barefootsies.

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

He doesn't remember but awhile back he had me call him on some info I needed. We ended up staying on the phone for about two hours talking about everything under the sun. I then realized he is nothing like the douchebag that posts here which is why I happily sling shit at the douchebag that posts here.

Now as to why we've gone soft on him... people love to hate on KB but people actually hate barefootsies.

toe to da top!!!

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Now i know what you're thinking .....

"was will76 the homeless guy ?"

and the answer is no ...

but he may have been teabagging the homeless guy because i didn't look that far around the van to see..

I was the homeless guy. It was during my meth days and I am embarrassed about them.

It doesn't make KB gay though because he didn't blow me.

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I was the homeless guy. It was during my meth days and I am embarrassed about them.

It doesn't make KB gay though because he didn't blow me.

Ok this shit just got way to deep for me, this is like the end of the matrix.

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

He doesn't remember but awhile back he had me call him on some info I needed. We ended up staying on the phone for about two hours talking about everything under the sun. I then realized he is nothing like the douchebag that posts here which is why I happily sling shit at the douchebag that posts here.

Now as to why we've gone soft on him... people love to hate on KB but people actually hate barefootsies.

you nailed it... kb is an easy target and dosnt take ridicule seriously... and to this date has had the coolest fucking business card to hand out.

the only people around here that don't hate barefootsies are the people that do business with him.

course that's just a blatant assumption... but it seems about right.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-07-2011, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

as soon as he said "theater, old guy, blow job"

as soon as you say it, it makes me hungry for doritos and despise will smith ( he was doing an acceptance speech at the front of grumans that day ).

DarkJedi · 10-07-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

The site wasnt even active til 2002... didnt have the design it did from that old pic til 2005...

They can read between your lies too...

he was 36 in the profile

SmokeyTheBear · 10-07-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I was the homeless guy. It was during my meth days and I am embarrassed about them.

It doesn't make KB gay though because he didn't blow me.

and he wasn't actually looking at you either , i think he was looking at himself in the reflection of the window.

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

the only people around here that don't hate barefootsies are the people that do business with him.

course that's just a blatant assumption... but it seems about right.

Yet "Barefootsies" continues to be more successful than you. That's gotta burn.

Perhaps you can cash in your popularity and respect at the bank and buy a house. However, I believe that is only worth something on the playground in grade school.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

he was 36 in the profile

LOL that profile says he'd like to travel more as money permits yet he wants us to believe he is doing so well.

Something doesn't add up.

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

he was 36 in the profile

its very obvious he's lying and caught in the lie... funny how he says I'm the ignorant one here... lols

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

LOL that profile says he'd like to travel more as money permits yet he wants us to believe he is doing so well.

Something doesn't add up.

But it was 15 years ago

I feel sorry for Eric, right about now he is going to be getting a phone call from someone here crying about something being posted on GFY... let the poor man sleep already!!

Even I am bad at spelling, but tomarrow tomarrow maybe I can learn how to spell tomarrow....

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

and he wasn't actually looking at you either , i think he was looking at himself in the reflection of the window.

So that's why he kept saying "fuck, that feels so good Kevin."

That part finally makes sense now. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

its very obvious he's lying and caught in the lie... funny how he says I'm the ignorant one here... lols

Well all successful people live in Detroit and never leave the midwest...

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Yet "Barefootsies" continues to be more successful than you. That's gotta burn.

Perhaps you can cash in your popularity and respect at the bank and buy a house. However, I believe that is only worth something on the playground in grade school.

how can you compare you obviously know nothing of? I've never tried to compare our sucess stories. mostly because I do not know everything you deal with... and its very very obvious that you know not of mine either... business owner since 19 and have done nothing but maintain and build others. did however sell a program awhile back so that's not mine anymore. keep stabbing in the dark chump...

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

....

Back for some more eh?

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:23 PM

LOL just noticed his profile says he has no friends.

IRONY!!!!!!!!!

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

how can you compare you obviously know nothing of? I've never tried to compare our sucess stories. mostly because I do not know everything you deal with... and its very very obvious that you know not of mine either... business owner since 19 and have done nothing but maintain and build others. did however sell a program awhile back so that's not mine anymore. keep stabbing in the dark chump...

Barefootsie is never going to get any sleep. The only way he will leave is if you let him get the last post in... I thought we were good there for a minute and got rid of him... as he wasn't that amusing any more, but now that Dark Jedi popped the "15 year old profile" I think it's going to be a long night for buttercup.

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

LOL just noticed his profile says he has no friends.

IRONY!!!!!!!!!

chuckle....

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Back for some more eh?

That post was lame. Luckily its late where you live. Would probably be best to pretend you're going to bed to spare yourself any embarrassment. People are just laughing at you now.

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Barefootsie is never going to get any sleep. The only way he will leave is if you let him get the last post in... I thought we were good there for a minute and got rid of him... as he wasn't that amusing any more, but now that Dark Jedi popped the "15 year old profile" I think it's going to be a long night for buttercup.

Doubtful.

If Tron was more exciting, I would have had better things to do. Once it's over I will go to bed. Wake up tomorrow, and it will be another day uneffected by the crusade of the fans. There is nothing shown, or said, in this thread that hasn't been said before. If it didn't effect me the first 200 times over the years, I doubt it's going to effect me any more or less on the 201st.

However, you're welcome to believe what you like. Carry on.

LeRoy · 10-07-2011, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Maybe because it's hard to imagine that any woman would want to be with a man who spends so much time trolling GFY, arguing with people about really stupid shit and being a drama queen every day 24/7?

I figure you to be a loud & obnoxious flaming homo. I can't imagine any straight man acting the way that you do.

lazycash · 10-07-2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Back for some more eh?

Is that really DJ?

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Ok Leroy, just for that I expect you to add me to you ignore list!

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

That post was lame.

Not really.

What is actually funny about that was that when those images are posted showing DarkJedi in retaliation, he will start sending DMCA's and shit to cry about it. However as he has clearly demonstrated over the years, he likes to repeatedly post up my image and some old deleted profile.

Just like with Deej and his personal beef, I never throw the first swings at DarkJedi regardless of our history here, or me getting him and two dozen nicks banned over the years for his various personal attacks.

Whether you like me, or hate me, I am rarely the one to start or pick the fights. I simply get drawn into them by those who have the personal beefs with myself.

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Is that really DJ?

It is in fact.

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Doubtful.

If Tron was more exciting, I would have had better things to do. Once it's over I will go to bed. Wake up tomorrow, and it will be another day uneffected by the crusade of the fans. There is nothing shown, or said, in this thread that hasn't been said before. If it didn't effect me the first 200 times over the years, I doubt it's going to effect me any more or less on the 201st.

However, you're welcome to believe what you like. Carry on.

all was said... except for where u tried to get people to believe that u didn't post that profile within the last 5-6 years... just admit it... for once... admit your lies

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:35 PM

God damn it I want to be the obnoxious flaming resident homo.

I am tired of all this competition.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Not really.

What is actually funny about that was that when those images are posted showing DarkJedi in retaliation, he will start sending DMCA's and shit to cry about it. However as he has clearly demonstrated over the years, he likes to repeatedly post up my image and some old deleted profile.

Just like with Deej and his personal beef, I never throw the first swings at DarkJedi regardless of our history here, or me getting him and two dozen nicks banned over the years for his various personal attacks.

Whether you like me, or hate me, I am rarely the one to start or pick the fights. I simply get drawn into them by those who have the personal beefs with myself.

My beef with you is you act like a know it all big playa when you actually know you're no better off than the majority of us. Just be real man...

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

God damn it I want to be the obnoxious flaming resident homo.

I am tired of all this competition.

And apparently I am the one perceived as the flammin homo yet I am very much hetro and been happily married for 10 years. I think you need to attack bros more and scream louder.

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

My beef with you is you act like a know it all big playa when you actually know you're no better off than the majority of us. Just be real man...

Next he will be telling people that I dragged him into this thread to start with him

You know, because he is always the victim and people always start with him.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

And apparently I am the one perceived as the flammin homo yet I am very much hetro and been happily married for 10 years. I think you need to attack bros more and scream louder.

You're not even a three beer queer?

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

all was said... except for where u tried to get people to believe that u didn't post that profile within the last 5-6 years... just admit it... for once... admit your lies

I am not going to admit anything that isn't true, sorry. I did not created that profile in the past 5-6 years, nor load it up with an image from college 10+ years old, or talk about shit from the mid to late 90's. That profile in it's self has been deleted 2-3 years.

You can call me a liar all you like. It will not make your claims any more true.

LeRoy · 10-07-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Ok Leroy, just for that I expect you to add me to you ignore list!

After reading your posts for the last few years.

CYA

will76 · 10-07-2011, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

You're not even a three beer queer?

No, I'm just a cock tease, sorry.

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

After reading your posts for the last few years.

CYA

I was just joking, but if you want to go full ignore the by all means, but people should never go full ignore... just saying.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Next he will be telling people that I dragged him into this thread to start with him

You know, because he is always the victim and people always start with him.

I actually hate the fact that 3/4 of my posts are now negative but there is just so much bullshit on this board that I can't help it.

It does provide nice breaks and is quite entertaining though.

Barefootsies · 10-07-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

My beef with you...

I didn't ask, and frankly do not care. Any problem you have with me is your own.

No offense.

DarkJedi · 10-07-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

What is actually funny about that was that when those images are posted showing DarkJedi in retaliation, he will start sending DMCA's and shit to cry about it.

Why would i cry about some random photos you pulled from google images?

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Is that really DJ?

It's some random russian dude he found in google. Kinda like the Polish Aristocrat troll that keeps on going.

Deej · 10-07-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I am not going to admit anything that isn't true, sorry. I did not created that profile in the past 5-6 years, nor load it up with an image from college 10+ years old, or talk about shit from the mid to late 90's. That profile in it's self has been deleted 2-3 years.

You can call me a liar all you like. It will not make your claims any more true.

ok you're right my bad... could have been within the last 9 years... that's if you got I. the door on day one... december of 02... not 15 years ago... and if we go by your age posted it would only be what... 4 years ago if you're 40 now...

keep peddling.

epitome · 10-07-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I am not going to admit anything that isn't true, sorry. I did not created that profile in the past 5-6 years, nor load it up with an image from college 10+ years old, or talk about shit from the mid to late 90's. That profile in it's self has been deleted 2-3 years.

You can call me a liar all you like. It will not make your claims any more true.

You do realize all of your avatars these days are of the 80s and 90s right? Just makes it look like you're stuck in time and it certainly doesn't help your argument.

DarkJedi · 10-07-2011, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I am not going to admit anything that isn't true, sorry. I did not created that profile in the past 5-6 years

so when did you create it? 7 years ago?

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	wtf smokey.... what you smokin son?!?? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	LOL just noticed his profile says he has no friends. IRONY!!!!!!!!!

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	God damn it I want to be the obnoxious flaming resident homo. I am tired of all this competition.