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porno jew · 10-08-2011, 06:18 AM

i like this clip. surely ratios for this must be under 1:500.

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

really can't see more than 500 surfers watching this and not pulling out their credit card.

jimmycooper · 10-08-2011, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes. No problem.

Cool. I need to think about this first, but I really do have pics of models flipping off the camera and think this could be an 'eye catcher'.

porno jew · 10-08-2011, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

383,046 views. must have made a fortune from that.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-08-2011, 06:41 AM

You go Paul - teach 'em all...

Haters gonna hate, geezers gonna geez...

ADG

JFK · 10-08-2011, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Can I put this and others on FB?

Paul Absolutely !!!! Great seeing you in Prague, if you want a set without logos let me know

CaptainHowdy · 10-08-2011, 06:55 AM

JFK · 10-08-2011, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Awesome.

That pic is sort of like The Last Supper for pornographers.

I would say, there is plenty there to eat.

Grapesoda · 10-08-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xholly

Thats fucked up. Then you say she wasn't the easiest to work with. wtf! She has a dirty old perverts hands all over her. it was like watching gollum touching her up and pawing at her.

you're seeing what you're looking for... all I see as an awkward girl that doesn't speak english, because this was reherased

candyflip · 10-08-2011, 08:32 AM

My favorite part of the one video is when Paul talks about how he really enjoyed it when a guy gave him a blowjob.

BittieBucks · 10-08-2011, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

Go big or go home...

I think they are all waving to Paul... bye bye Paul

plsureking · 10-08-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I don't think he's trolling now. I think he *really* can't see how scared and uncomfortable she is. He can't see the smile is painted on by the 50 bucks he paid her. Nasty stuff.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I don't think he's trolling at all.
He desperately needs the attention and desperately wants to be taken seriously and to be respected.
He genuinely is a broken person with a poor sense of self awareness and that has no sense of boundaries.
I believe that he genuinely believes what he says.
he's having an end of life crisis and finally coming to realize that 34 years of work amounted to nothing.
He has nothing to leave behind, he has nothing to offer and his life is empty.
It's a sad way to finish the rest of ones life.

all good points so i thought they'd be better in an ordered list lol

ya to be honest i dont know what the hell he's doing lately. he had a pretty decent - or at least neutral - reputation. many people admired him, especially the older guys. then he started going crazy overboard with the advice. now you cant find a work-related thread where he didn't write at least 1,000 words.

how many threads has he started in a desperate attempt to get people to read his advice? doesnt he know people just shut you off if all you do is lecture and tell people you know everything?

his meds are way out of control. this is the saddest flameout i've ever witnessed..

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 09:13 AM

Really people in porn are embarrassed about an promo clip on a shooter hamming it up in front of the camera, with a girl for a promo. I give no thought what hypocrites think. The video was work, the girl was paid. If I had shot POV of her sucking my cock, that would of been fine.

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you're seeing what you're looking for... all I see as an awkward girl that doesn't speak english, because this was reherased

I don't see a girl who is uncomfortable. As you say awkward. Either the trolls are in the wrong business. Or just trolls.

but when someone confuses girls blowing a kiss for girls waving goodbye. It's trolling of a case of extreme sillyness.

SmutHammer · 10-08-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

Yeah I should of known better... thanks for the props on my "advice" I guess it's just my opinion, and how we do things... I know there are a lot of photographers who feel the girls are there for their amusement !

I know a lot of girls have probably put out to try and find fortune and fame, the whole casting couch mentality... and as I stated even since I see David Bailey (who is hardly a stud) boost about sleeping with 10,000 models it made me realise I had been missing out lol...

The funniest thing I ever had was on a hard core shoot, a girl we was shooting hard solo had come on (great timing) so improvised with a bit of cut off sponge and crammed it up her pussy... at the end of the shoot she couldnt get the sponge back out, so came up to me (sitting at a desk on the computer) cocked one leg up on the table spread her pussy and asked me to get the sponge out !!! I dont often blush... lol, needless to say I didn't do it, but got another model to help her lol...

haha I have done this many times for a couple diff girls " I was dating at the times" I started out as talent, and when you are booked for a scene and that time of the month comes "it's like clockwork when things are set up" The Show must go on....lol it can be pretty hard to get them out...

BittieBucks · 10-08-2011, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Really people in porn are embarrassed about an promo clip on a shooter hamming it up in front of the camera, with a girl for a promo. I give no thought what hypocrites think. The video was work, the girl was paid. If I had shot POV of her sucking my cock, that would of been fine.

I don't see a girl who is uncomfortable. As you say awkward. Either the trolls are in the wrong business. Or just trolls.

but when someone confuses girls blowing a kiss for girls waving goodbye. It's trolling of a case of extreme sillyness.

You really are quite entertaining, and filling up the time between now and when Strictly Come Dancing comes on... Confusing blowing a kiss and waving goodbye... well both way's of saying "goodbye" I guess it's like confusing shooting a promo clip and groaping a girl... so bottom line, in black and white Paul... you was feeling her up, it wouldnt matter if you old or young... your groping models... we'll never know if she knew what was expected of her...

You wouldnt get away with UK girls... is that why your in Prague ? Good luck with all you have achieved... but future prospects... not looking so good

SpicyM · 10-08-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Maybe Paul meant to use this as a marketing video for a tour

This is for his new site "Dirty Old Man Makes Teen Clearly Uncomfortable By Touching Her Without Her Permission".

See how she pretends to smile at his blunt sexual advances? See how she loves the attention the gnarly handed old perv gives her.

I bet she can't wait for him to talk to her about his erection, as he advices.

Thanks for the masterclass Paul! You're a GENIUS troll.

Wow, that girl is amazingly beautiful and cute! I am sorry but this shitty non-nude interview video makes me more horny that any hardcore American video with fake-titted 25 years old dolls screaming like monkeys and muscular retarded "oh yeah" dudes fucking them like a piece of meat.

I will prefer a real old pervert touching a real young natural cutie in a real action to a fake bitch with fake attitute and fake sex.

SmutHammer · 10-08-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Cool. I need to think about this first, but I really do have pics of models flipping off the camera and think this could be an 'eye catcher'.

This has got to be one of my favorite pics I have taken, says so much to the porn hating community!

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 10:18 AM

So yes I am bored... and yes I have too much time on my hands... and yes I will probably regret posting this lol

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 10:25 AM

And before the popcorn drama begins... and we're talking about girls throwing the bird to the camera

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Paul Absolutely !!!! Great seeing you in Prague, if you want a set without logos let me know

Yes please. Would love to have them.

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Cool. I need to think about this first, but I really do have pics of models flipping off the camera and think this could be an 'eye catcher'.

Don't edit the pic please.

jimmycooper · 10-08-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 888works

Nice Just signed up and will put it up within the next couple of days!

This has got to be one of my favorite pics I have taken, says so much to the porn hating community!

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Don't edit the pic please.

I won't. Even if I wanted to I wouldn't know how.

devilspost · 10-08-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

My favorite part of the one video is when Paul talks about how he really enjoyed it when a guy gave him a blowjob.

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 888works

haha I have done this many times for a couple diff girls " I was dating at the times" I started out as talent, and when you are booked for a scene and that time of the month comes "it's like clockwork when things are set up" The Show must go on....lol it can be pretty hard to get them out...

He has no clue. Absolutely clueless.

The girl has just been shot doing a BG, getting up to all sorts of intimate stuff, some she would not like but got on with her job like a professional. She's aso comfortable with him, when she has a problem fishing out a sponge that was there to stop blood seeping out on his shoot. He shows his distaste or disgust or embarrassment by calling over someone els. Maybe a someone else the girl did not want sticking fingers into her.

She asked him and he refused her. About the dumbest thing ever. He insulted her. If she had been the slightest bit nervous about him doing it, she wouldn't of asked. Instead she left thinking "strange guy."

This is how I would of handled it. Depends on the girl. Made a joke, like "Let me swab up and get the surgical gloves." Then pulled the sponge out and with finger tips, as if holding nuclear waste, I would ask "And now what am I meant to d with it?" Done with the right facial expressions and the right girl, she would of been comfortable and laughing about the whole thing.

Or just go over, pull it out and flush of it down the toilet.

So let's cover this for the newbies.

Girls are very comfortable with their bodies generally, especially girls who will do porn. If they're not they're in the wrong job. The exception to this is sometime boobs, boobs can be a sore thing.

Bodily functions like periods are something she has been having for a long time. Show your professionalism by not getting phased out by it. Also remember a girl doesn't think of her genitalia the same way men do. It doesn't define their womanhood.

So when doing an interview you need to impress her that your a professional, in it for a living, been doing it for years and this is now second nature to you. Telling them all that is going to put them on edge, they won't believe you. Try telling them your a pervert, this is your first time and the camera doesn't work. They won't believe you, in fact they will trust you.

Conduct interviews in a professional way, not interviewing a secretary. Your interviewing a girl you need to do intimate things to and with her body. Ask her about periods, this was what really gave TC away he didn't know she was menstruating when he wanted to shoot her doing BG. No matter how good the sponge is, there's a chance the guy will pull hid cock out with blood on the end. Fucked scene and now everyone is embarrassed and knowing boy models he might be grossed out.

What if he had given her a BJ and ended up with a red ring around his mouth? Yes all these things can happen on a porn shoot. And shooting a girl in the middle of her period is a big NO NO. So is shooting her a few days before, she might come on early, or have PMT. Or discharge. Yes it all happens on a porn shoot.

So when interviewing a porn girl you ask her things like "When are your periods." And book her accordingly.

If she's doing GG ask her if she's done it before in private, if she likes it and does she have any problems with doing it, licking a girl out, kissing her etc. A good GG shoot requires girls getting into it, not ones "Gay for Pay."

And just about everything else. Ask her to show she can do it when told. It's like asking a girl applying for a typists job to type a letter. If you approach it right. Her reaction to these questions are for you to judge her suitability to do the work and take your money. The success of the scene relies on her.

Yes it's a messy area, but don't cringe. This is what you need to make good sales.

Obviously if it's Dean interviewing a girl for a glamor shoot you handle her different from how Max Hardcore will handle it. As someone said, the girl needs to know what she's going to be asked to do. Finding out on the day when everything is booked and paid for is for amateurs.

How you do all this without making the girl think you're a pervert is an art. An art that you need to learn. She will walk into the casting wary, you need to disarm her with your personality to get the best from her.

Will deal with that later.

As for TC and his skills.

http://www.brooklittle.com

http://boobiepass.com/t1/

http://www.victoriasummers.com

go buy a light meter or get a laptop with Photoshop on it. your levels are fucking awful. Sorry but you're not even able to get the simplest things right. Even with digital.

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 11:25 AM

LOL! Guys...Paul is right about the POV thing.

There are PLENTY of guys who shoot nothing but POV and nobody blinks an eye. But y'all are so intent on attacking Paul that you only see what you want to see and say shit to hurt him because he copped a feel on a whore?

I see a lot of posts on how "sad" Paul is. Well, reading these threads and watching guys bully him...he ain't the only "sad" one amongst this bunch.

SmutHammer · 10-08-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Cool. I need to think about this first, but I really do have pics of models flipping off the camera and think this could be an 'eye catcher'.

I have a folder full of girls flipping the camera the bird.

SmutHammer · 10-08-2011, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

LOL! Guys...Paul is right about the POV thing.

There are PLENTY of guys who shoot nothing but POV and nobody blinks an eye. But y'all are so intent on attacking Paul that you only see what you want to see and say shit to hurt him because he copped a feel on a whore?

I see a lot of posts on how "sad" Paul is. Well, reading these threads and watching guys bully him...he ain't the only "sad" one amongst this bunch.

I have shot lots of pov scenes, or with girls, but they knew I was the one they were shooting with from the start, when I shoot solo scenes or scenes i'm not in, I never touch the models. I'm not saying what he did was wrong, or right.... but a little creepy.. anyways, i'm sure there is a big following for that kinda stuff.

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

He has no clue. Absolutely clueless.

The girl has just been shot doing a BG, getting up to all sorts of intimate stuff, some she would not like but got on with her job like a professional. She's aso comfortable with him, when she has a problem fishing out a sponge that was there to stop blood seeping out on his shoot. He shows his distaste or disgust or embarrassment by calling over someone els. Maybe a someone else the girl did not want sticking fingers into her.

She asked him and he refused her. About the dumbest thing ever. He insulted her. If she had been the slightest bit nervous about him doing it, she wouldn't of asked. Instead she left thinking "strange guy."

This is how I would of handled it. Depends on the girl. Made a joke, like "Let me swab up and get the surgical gloves." Then pulled the sponge out and with finger tips, as if holding nuclear waste, I would ask "And now what am I meant to d with it?" Done with the right facial expressions and the right girl, she would of been comfortable and laughing about the whole thing.

Or just go over, pull it out and flush of it down the toilet.

So let's cover this for the newbies.

Girls are very comfortable with their bodies generally, especially girls who will do porn. If they're not they're in the wrong job. The exception to this is sometime boobs, boobs can be a sore thing.

Bodily functions like periods are something she has been having for a long time. Show your professionalism by not getting phased out by it. Also remember a girl doesn't think of her genitalia the same way men do. It doesn't define their womanhood.

So when doing an interview you need to impress her that your a professional, in it for a living, been doing it for years and this is now second nature to you. Telling them all that is going to put them on edge, they won't believe you. Try telling them your a pervert, this is your first time and the camera doesn't work. They won't believe you, in fact they will trust you.

Conduct interviews in a professional way, not interviewing a secretary. Your interviewing a girl you need to do intimate things to and with her body. Ask her about periods, this was what really gave TC away he didn't know she was menstruating when he wanted to shoot her doing BG. No matter how good the sponge is, there's a chance the guy will pull hid cock out with blood on the end. Fucked scene and now everyone is embarrassed and knowing boy models he might be grossed out.

What if he had given her a BJ and ended up with a red ring around his mouth? Yes all these things can happen on a porn shoot. And shooting a girl in the middle of her period is a big NO NO. So is shooting her a few days before, she might come on early, or have PMT. Or discharge. Yes it all happens on a porn shoot.

So when interviewing a porn girl you ask her things like "When are your periods." And book her accordingly.

If she's doing GG ask her if she's done it before in private, if she likes it and does she have any problems with doing it, licking a girl out, kissing her etc. A good GG shoot requires girls getting into it, not ones "Gay for Pay."

And just about everything else. Ask her to show she can do it when told. It's like asking a girl applying for a typists job to type a letter. If you approach it right. Her reaction to these questions are for you to judge her suitability to do the work and take your money. The success of the scene relies on her.

Yes it's a messy area, but don't cringe. This is what you need to make good sales.

Obviously if it's Dean interviewing a girl for a glamor shoot you handle her different from how Max Hardcore will handle it. As someone said, the girl needs to know what she's going to be asked to do. Finding out on the day when everything is booked and paid for is for amateurs.

How you do all this without making the girl think you're a pervert is an art. An art that you need to learn. She will walk into the casting wary, you need to disarm her with your personality to get the best from her.

Will deal with that later.

As for TC and his skills.

http://www.brooklittle.com

http://boobiepass.com/t1/

http://www.victoriasummers.com

go buy a light meter or get a laptop with Photoshop on it. your levels are fucking awful. Sorry but you're not even able to get the simplest things right. Even with digital.

Thanks for all that free information... it must be like giving porn away for free...

Also thanks for the promotion of some of our sites... that will help

You really are a weird person... living in the past, seriously I was routing for you when I heard you had survived cancer, unfortenetly it was probably gods will not to have a dick like you up there... he really did fuck you over keeping you amongst us just so you could make an even bigger dick of yourself...

You really are a fucking relic, living in the 80's... your only success was and only ever will be in the past... I guess it's lucky for you that there wasnt many talented shooters back then... let's be honest your work compared to the likes of Dean Capture, BM Bradley and Jay ROck is a joke, damn it's like comparing myn to yours right

Also note... I dont claim to be the best, or second, or third best content shooter in the world... you however are the one who thrusts his condesending attitude down everyones throat, when all you basically do is shoot 80's porn of eastern european girls... whilst groping them up, sex tourist much ? You really do disgust me...

I can just imagine if the girl asked you to take the sponge out, you would of rubbed one out and told her how horny you are, probably lead her to the bath room hand in hand so you could imagine you had some kind of contact with her lol... clueless... really lol !

Anyways please keep posting your shit, updating us on what we're all doing wrong, and what your doing right... here's to a long and prosperous future for you Paul...

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyContent

So yes I am bored... and yes I have too much time on my hands... and yes I will probably regret posting this lol

Yes big ERROR Steve. 10 years ago how were you shooting on film?

Anyway. You're too sensitive to be in porn shooting. So many points give you away.

A good model was worth $6,000 a day. We had to have her come back over and over again. She had to give us the right looks into the camera lens that sold her. We wanted "Cover Shots" these are the shots that magazines use on the front cover and pay extra for.

I don't need models who are comfortable. I need them to be working at the best they can, at their limits. I need shots like this.

Jana Cova

Not shots like this.

Refusing to do up a girls bra WTF.

Did you think of what she thinks of you refusing to not do up her bra? Think about it. If asked or if needed I can do it without putting her off me. Just make a joke of it "They do up????" She laughs, you go to her do it up and walk away and you're established contact. Refusing to do it loses what you did have, you blew it.

It's now what you do to a girl, it's the way that you do it. That could be a song. LOL

Take a look at this and how Sandra responds to me.

Did it effect her performance in a good way or a bad way?

I rest my case.

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 11:48 AM

Damn TrashyContent...That Brooke Little is pretty hot. NICE tits on her!

I'm afraid if I shot her, I'd pull an "unprofessional cameraman" and pay her to fuck me too!

seeandsee · 10-08-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

i like this clip. surely ratios for this must be under 1:500.

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

really can't see more than 500 surfers watching this and not pulling out their credit card.

i watched this video before, really good JRKN material, congrats PAUL!!!

Jel · 10-08-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

because he copped a feel on a whore?

I hope you remember that statement when some guy sexually molests/attacks your wife. You two bob cunt.

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes big ERROR Steve. 10 years ago how were you shooting on film?

Anyway. You're too sensitive to be in porn shooting. So many points give you away.

A good model was worth $6,000 a day. We had to have her come back over and over again. She had to give us the right looks into the camera lens that sold her. We wanted "Cover Shots" these are the shots that magazines use on the front cover and pay extra for.

I don't need models who are comfortable. I need them to be working at the best they can, at their limits. I need shots like this.

Jana Cova

Not shots like this.

Refusing to do up a girls bra WTF.

Did you think of what she thinks of you refusing to not do up her bra? Think about it. If asked or if needed I can do it without putting her off me. Just make a joke of it "They do up????" She laughs, you go to her do it up and walk away and you're established contact. Refusing to do it loses what you did have, you blew it.

It's now what you do to a girl, it's the way that you do it. That could be a song. LOL

Take a look at this and how Sandra responds to me.

Did it effect her performance in a good way or a bad way?

I rest my case.

How was I shooting ? I shot on Film for about a year... then I got my first digital camera, why what as that got to do with it ? My work on film was shit... my first work on digital was shit... after about 3 years on digital it was ok, after about 7 years it was above average, now it's good at best... your point is ? As I said I aint the one bashing other people and telling them how things should be done...

Not sure the relevance of the pics you posted that I have taken... I dont see anything wrong with them, they do what they say on the tin... for the niche they are from blah blah... What am I suppose to do come back and post pics I have taken that are harder ? Shot plenty of those... again not saying anywhere near the best, but earning me a living thanks (man imagine how much I would earn if I took your advice, i'd be rich !)

Wow I can post pics too... go me !

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

I hope you remember that statement when some guy sexually molests/attacks your wife. You two bob cunt.

Bro, you can't molest the willing. My wife loves sex. And she wouldn't shoot a scene with someone she didn't like.

Now if you mean...actually just walk up on the street and attack her...well that's a whole different ball game than shooting a porn scene.

epitome · 10-08-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes big ERROR Steve. 10 years ago how were you shooting on film?

Anyway. You're too sensitive to be in porn shooting. So many points give you away.

A good model was worth $6,000 a day. We had to have her come back over and over again. She had to give us the right looks into the camera lens that sold her. We wanted "Cover Shots" these are the shots that magazines use on the front cover and pay extra for.

I don't need models who are comfortable. I need them to be working at the best they can, at their limits. I need shots like this.

Jana Cova

Not shots like this.

Refusing to do up a girls bra WTF.

Did you think of what she thinks of you refusing to not do up her bra? Think about it. If asked or if needed I can do it without putting her off me. Just make a joke of it "They do up????" She laughs, you go to her do it up and walk away and you're established contact. Refusing to do it loses what you did have, you blew it.

It's now what you do to a girl, it's the way that you do it. That could be a song. LOL

Take a look at this and how Sandra responds to me.

Did it effect her performance in a good way or a bad way?

I rest my case.

LOL whenever you post your content its a reminder to everybody to not listen to you... wow that all looks like shit and all of the girls still look scared.

Jel · 10-08-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Bro, you can't molest the willing. My wife loves sex. And she wouldn't shoot a scene with someone she didn't like.

Now if you mean...actually just walk up on the street and attack her...well that's a whole different ball game than shooting a porn scene.

Yes, that's what I mean. And a shooter molesting talent is a whole different ballgame to shooting a scene with someone you do or don't like. Bro.

Grapesoda · 10-08-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

I hope you remember that statement when some guy sexually molests/attacks your wife. You two bob cunt.

whoa!!! two bob cunt!!! what a great line

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Yes, that's what I mean. And a shooter molesting talent is a whole different ballgame to shooting a scene with someone you do or don't like. Bro.

Well bro...having actually shot porn since the early 1990's, as well as having done everything you can possibly think of in the adult sex industry...I'm gonna go with MY knowledge and experience about the camaraderie and fun that happens behind the scenes in everything from strip clubs to prostitution to porn shooting...and leave the speculation and theorizing to you.

Let me know when you actually do some real work in the adult industry. And if you find people act the way you THINK they do...then I would say: Maybe it's you? Maybe they just don't LIKE you? I'm friends with a lot of girls in this business and have fucked a ton of them off camera (most of them I've never worked with...we just partied and fucked).

I would never "molest" talent. You should come to Vegas and go out with me and get a few drinks, tip a few girls onstage at a strip club, and just have some fun. You seem a bit uptight to me.

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

whoa!!! two bob cunt!!! what a great line

Very British... slang term that seems pretty apt

Jel · 10-08-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Well bro...having actually shot porn since the early 1990's, as well as having done everything you can possibly think of in the adult sex industry...I'm gonna go with MY knowledge and experience about the camaraderie and fun that happens behind the scenes in everything from strip clubs to prostitution to porn shooting...and leave the speculation and theorizing to you.

Let me know when you actually do some real work in the adult industry. And if you find people act the way you THINK they do...then I would say: Maybe it's you? Maybe they just don't LIKE you? I'm friends with a lot of girls in this business and have fucked a ton of them off camera (most of them I've never worked with...we just partied and fucked).

I would never "molest" talent. You should come to Vegas and go out with me and get a few drinks, tip a few girls onstage at a strip club, and just have some fun. You seem a bit uptight to me.

That's fantastic, I'm completely in awe of you. Really.

ps wtf does the above have to do with my calling you a two bob cunt, for implying it's ok to grope someone because she's a whore?

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

That's fantastic, I'm completely in awe of you. Really.

ps wtf does the above have to do with my calling you a two bob cunt, for implying it's ok to grope someone because she's a whore?

I didn't want you to be in awe. Just want you to act like a man who isn't insecure or uptight about sex.

As for the "two bob cunt" thing...I didn't even know that was directed at me.
And again, get back to me when you have some actual experience in the porn biz and learn what friendship and fun are in this business. I've always made friends with any girls I shot. And no...I didn't "grope" them. I have my own style of shooting.

But I sure as hell fucked a lot of them when we weren't working. Why not? They love sex, I love sex. It's just natural.

Look man, it's Saturday. Tonight, why don't you go out and have a good time. Try to relax and enjoy life.

Paul Markham · 10-08-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Well bro...having actually shot porn since the early 1990's, as well as having done everything you can possibly think of in the adult sex industry...I'm gonna go with MY knowledge and experience about the camaraderie and fun that happens behind the scenes in everything from strip clubs to prostitution to porn shooting...and leave the speculation and theorizing to you.

Let me know when you actually do some real work in the adult industry. And if you find people act the way you THINK they do...then I would say: Maybe it's you? Maybe they just don't LIKE you? I'm friends with a lot of girls in this business and have fucked a ton of them off camera (most of them I've never worked with...we just partied and fucked).

I would never "molest" talent. You should come to Vegas and go out with me and get a few drinks, tip a few girls onstage at a strip club, and just have some fun. You seem a bit uptight to me.

Look at his site to see where his is on shooting content. Its like me talking about being an airline pilot. Yes we spent $300 a scene to molest models. Most of the time Eva was shooting.

She was always coming back into the office with her knickers down.

porno jew · 10-08-2011, 12:26 PM

pretty obvious paul is creeping the girl out. i'm sure some girls like to fuck the shooters IF THEY ARE NOT A CREEPY OLD MAN.

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Look at his site to see where his is on shooting content.

Pretty sure that's all bought content. Nice lesbian site though. But I don't think he's ever actually shot anything. Or maybe he has. I find it hard to know with the high school "nicknames" on a business board.

Jel · 10-08-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

I didn't want you to be in awe. Just want you to act like a man who isn't insecure or uptight about sex.

As for the "two bob cunt" thing...I didn't even know that was directed at me.
And again, get back to me when you have some actual experience in the porn biz and learn what friendship and fun are in this business. I've always made friends with any girls I shot. And no...I didn't "grope" them. I have my own style of shooting.

But I sure as hell fucked a lot of them when we weren't working. Why not? They love sex, I love sex. It's just natural.

Look man, it's Saturday. Tonight, why don't you go out and have a good time. Try to relax and enjoy life.

I agree on having all the sex you want when both parties consent. Why you felt the need to let me know you fucked a ton of models, to make that point, is anyone's guess. Except mine, because I have no fucking clue why you did the metaphorical equivalent of brag about your cock being bigger than mine, to do so.

And as for not knowing I was calling you a two bob cunt, well here's a clue:

I quoted you, commented, and then called you it

Jel · 10-08-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Pretty sure that's all bought content. Nice lesbian site though. But I don't think he's ever actually shot anything. Or maybe he has. I find it hard to know with the high school "nicknames" on a business board.

Yes it's bought, as silly bollocks knows full well. I've never shot anything, no, though I have interacted with other people, including whores, and would never fucking dream of just helping myself to a grope, on the premise they were just a whore.

Oh and my username is about as much of a high school nickname as Robbie is.

TrashyContent · 10-08-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

pretty obvious paul is creeping the girl out. i'm sure some girls like to fuck the shooters IF THEY ARE NOT A CREEPY OLD MAN.

And Robs a stud lol... this really is a JOKE thread... with a party of JOKA's in in, fuck it I am probably one of the king jokers to boot...

In the adult industry yes the whole casting couch mentality as existed, yes it probably still exists today... but with my experiences in the UK it isnt there as much...

There are unfortenetly photographers who think all models will fuck for a price... there was a particular idiot (scum of the earth cunt) who used to come to a studio I had, and he boasted about a model we shot, saying he was due to shoot her soon and he would fuck her... I laughed at him, and he told me every girl had a price, it was just a matter with finding out what it was...

Well geeze I guess every one has a price... would I suck a guys cock for $10 Million... Hmmmmmmm

I'll take the 5th I think...

Unfortenetly there are also girls who do double up as escorts as well as models, and to that end some photographers think all girls are the same... this only results in real bad situations... and bad experiences for all...

Just to clarify I am the most red blooded male, I am horny all the fucking time (any one want to chatroulette ?) but I believe in seperating business and pleasure... If people think by not touching girls and sticking my fingers up their cunts makes me somehow stuck up and frigid then so be it... lol

So yes Paul keep trying to deflect what most of us here already know and can see, and those who defend it probably do so as they fall into the same catorgory !

DamianJ · 10-08-2011, 12:43 PM

I can't imagine Dean Capture touching up models. Can you?

ottopottomouse · 10-08-2011, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Robbie · 10-08-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

I agree on having all the sex you want when both parties consent. Why you felt the need to let me know you fucked a ton of models, to make that point, is anyone's guess. Except mine, because I have no fucking clue why you did the metaphorical equivalent of brag about your cock being bigger than mine, to do so.

And as for not knowing I was calling you a two bob cunt, well here's a clue:

I quoted you, commented, and then called you it

Oh okay...you misunderstood what I was trying to tell you.

The reason I pointed out about fucking girls in the adult sex industry...is because I was trying to show you that it's pretty common. I already knew my cock was bigger than yours.

As for you calling me a "two bob cunt". Well...you'll have to excuse me for not thinking you were saying that to me. I thought we were having a discussion. I guess I gave you too much credit, or maybe you're just having a bad day. Either way it doesn't matter.

It's just words from a guy with a "nickname" and an avatar from Married With Children on a board called "Go Fuck Yourself".

Jel · 10-08-2011, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Oh okay...you misunderstood what I was trying to tell you.

The reason I pointed out about fucking girls in the adult sex industry...is because I was trying to show you that it's pretty common. I already knew my cock was bigger than yours.

As for you calling me a "two bob cunt". Well...you'll have to excuse me for not thinking you were saying that to me. I thought we were having a discussion. I guess I gave you too much credit, or maybe you're just having a bad day. Either way it doesn't matter.

It's just words from a guy with a "nickname" and an avatar from Married With Children on a board called "Go Fuck Yourself".

I misunderstood wtf fucking willing girls has to do with groping anyone, be it a whore or otherwise, who clearly does not want to be groped, yeah. Can you elighten me and explain what you meant by that then?

And I have a bad day with pretty much everyone who feels it's ok to treat someone how they want, based on their perception of the other person's worth, yeah

10-08-2011, 06:41 AM	#54
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10-08-2011, 11:25 AM	#74
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	LOL! Guys...Paul is right about the POV thing. There are PLENTY of guys who shoot nothing but POV and nobody blinks an eye. But y'all are so intent on attacking Paul that you only see what you want to see and say shit to hurt him because he copped a feel on a whore? I see a lot of posts on how "sad" Paul is. Well, reading these threads and watching guys bully him...he ain't the only "sad" one amongst this bunch. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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