Post your FLOP project. - GoFuckYourself.com

Frank21 · 10-09-2011, 10:50 AM

Work hours put in: +- 120 hours
Revenu: 0

CyberHustler · 10-09-2011, 11:03 AM

Worth a try though... can't win all the time, am I write?

gimme-website · 10-09-2011, 11:18 AM

A semi decent designer could have made that for yo in under an hour.....Just talking design. And it would have looked 50 times better.

devilspost · 10-09-2011, 11:42 AM

I hope some floppy boobs get posted in here.

candyflip · 10-09-2011, 11:46 AM

It's tough to whip out the credit card for images that look so horrible on the tour.

I can see why this made you no money.

alextokyo · 10-09-2011, 11:52 AM

Content may be king, but the design of that site just seems so... blurry. Not to mention piss-poor effort on the "create desirability" front.

Also, "ladies". "Ladys" just makes me feel like I enter my cc info = 10 minutes later my shit goes up for sale on some russian carder site.

It is easy to see why this wasn't a success. Anything a little less-obvious to show?

devilspost · 10-09-2011, 12:15 PM

FlexxAeon · 10-09-2011, 12:21 PM

"tens of HQ videos"

when was this site launched/flopped?

.....as for mine, i'll let you know when it's done flopping

garce · 10-09-2011, 12:52 PM

A lot of critiques and very few flops posted - I'm glad everyone is so consistantly fucking successful!

candyflip · 10-09-2011, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

A lot of critiques and very few flops posted - I'm glad everyone is so consistantly fucking successful!

Why not post all of yours, instead of pointing this out?

Frank21 · 10-09-2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

A semi decent designer could have made that for yo in under an hour.....Just talking design. And it would have looked 50 times better.

I used a Free TGP template.
Most of the work was rendering the Photosets and HD videos.
Designers can do much better i am sure i tried to hire some of them but 800 dollars for a simpel header made me decide not to waste any time with those design hippies again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

"tens of HQ videos"

when was this site launched/flopped?

.....as for mine, i'll let you know when it's done flopping

last year takes many hours to render a single HD video tho.

gimme-website · 10-09-2011, 02:07 PM

$800 for a header? Jezus be jesus.... Are yu fukin serious? ANme and shame.. who quoted you that???

Frank21 · 10-09-2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

$800 for a header? Jezus be jesus.... Are yu fukin serious? ANme and shame.. who quoted you that???

a lot of this Forum did the only one that sticks in my mind is Zuzanne designs.

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2011, 02:10 PM

Here you have it.

gimme-website · 10-09-2011, 02:24 PM

Its my new policy not ot comment on other designers prices/quotes. But that has left me SPEECHLESS. MY foli is in my sigggie... Im always booked up, but my prices are fair... About 400% fairer than that quote you recieved.

epitome · 10-09-2011, 04:42 PM

I tried and I tried and I tried. I just can't go it to go anywhere.

If you were to ask my Mom the same question she'd post a picture of me.

halfpint · 10-09-2011, 04:52 PM

cars-sales.com is mine lol anybody want to buy the site ?

Havent really spent that much on it apart from paid mods for the plugin and a few ads here and there

Zuzana Designs · 10-09-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21

a lot of this Forum did the only one that sticks in my mind is Zuzanne designs.

I would not have quoted you $800 for just a header.

mafia_man · 10-09-2011, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I would not have quoted you $800 for just a header.

Maybe she just meant head.

I had this idea for a forum where webmasters come and do business. I called it GoFuckYourself.com, except instead of doing business, they all came here and talked shit.

halfpint · 10-09-2011, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man

Maybe she just meant head.

sorry Zuzana but that made me lol

Zuzana Designs · 10-09-2011, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man

Maybe she just meant head.

I had this idea for a forum where webmasters come and do business. I called it GoFuckYourself.com, except instead of doing business, they all came here and talked shit.

I will admit I did lol a little

Tofu · 10-09-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost

Whoa! I fucked her in Las Vegas!

carry on...

epitome · 10-09-2011, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu_Fleshlight

Whoa! I fucked her in Las Vegas!

carry on...

Robbie did, too. How were your sloppy seconds?

garce · 10-09-2011, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Why not post all of yours, instead of pointing this out?

ALL OF MINE!?! But there has been sooo many, Mr. Perfect Candy Flip. I do NOT know where to start. 90% of my new sites are failures. I don't even own most of them any more - I let them go. I make one site that's profitable for every ten sites I make. I don't like it, either.

Why not post just one of your less successful ventures instead of calling other people out?

No, instead you say this:

Quote:

It's tough to whip out the credit card for images that look so horrible on the tour. I can see why this made you no money.

Bam! Insult! Nothing constuctive about THAT comment. Just another cheap shot. Par for the coarse, err... course...

So, reading your post asking me to list my numerous (oh, so numerous...) failures, I came to understand that you are absolutely, completely, irrevocably, and fucking inarguably perfect beyond a shadow of a doubt.

You are full of fucking shit. I ROFL at you.

As sands through the prolapsed anus of CandyFlip - so are the days of GFY.

rogueteens · 10-09-2011, 08:55 PM

all of my mainstream projects have flopped. i cannot make any headway in that area.

OneWhoKnows · 10-10-2011, 01:25 AM

Russian Campus Girls - Well, not really a flop, as it at least paid the design and content and I made something like 1.5k on top. However, probably a waste of content to make an AVS site with it.

Russian Cam Babes - I re-vamped the site a couple of times and sent a lot of targeted traffic from my other Russian sites... It's just that I can do what I want, I'm unable to convert cam sites.

Euro Hardcore Teens - Was never able to push this TGP to any decent traffic level, so it's pretty much on auto pilot now.

The Ghost · 10-10-2011, 02:33 AM

Sometimes it's hard to let go of sites that don't make money. Even harder to own up to it and move on.

Frank21 · 10-10-2011, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

Its my new policy not ot comment on other designers prices/quotes. But that has left me SPEECHLESS. MY foli is in my sigggie... Im always booked up, but my prices are fair... About 400% fairer than that quote you recieved.

Yeah sure.... nice talking to you on msn NOT.

gimme-website · 10-10-2011, 05:18 AM

OK yes... Now you got my back up and im gonna reply. All the work you see on my portfolio is CUSTOM work for clients. I DONT DO COOKIE CUTTER. You asked me to sell you the PSD's of work that I had done for a client for $100. If i did that... NOBODY would hire me EVER again. Each design is unique to each client....

gimme-website · 10-10-2011, 05:24 AM

Now i dont want to get in a fight with you. But that request was quite un-ethical. If your looking for a template.. go to a template site. I dont think there is a designer on the bourd who would disagree with me. And I know my clients certainly agree with me.Thats why they hire me.......

shimmy2 · 10-10-2011, 05:40 AM

i tried doing the spanking niche but couldn't help myself from laughing so hard. the niche lovers like you to be serious and stern. so i scrapped the project after a few shoots

Nicky · 10-10-2011, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

i tried doing the spanking niche but couldn't help myself from laughing so hard. the niche lovers like you to be serious and stern. so i scrapped the project after a few shoots

raymor · 10-10-2011, 09:32 AM

Onedollarhotties.com was a fail. I'll stock to technology and let you guys and gals do the marketing.

lacuna · 10-10-2011, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website

A semi decent designer could have made that for yo in under an hour.....Just talking design. And it would have looked 50 times better.

Hey, everyone has to start learning somewhere! Good try for a first effort. A few good points raised though:

1) Things like proper grammar and punctuation (and the lack thereof) can affect your credibility. Proofread carefully! If English is not your native language, get a native English speaker to review your text before you publish.

2) Make sure that your CSS is cross-browser compatible. I see a huge purple block at the top of the main page, and I'm running Safari.

3) Again with the CSS, some of the fonts are off.

Good luck!

96ukssob · 10-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I tried and I tried and I tried. I just can't go it to go anywhere.

If you were to ask my Mom the same question she'd post a picture of me.

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