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Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:15 PM

Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny.

Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god.

seeric · 10-14-2011, 01:17 PM

You should be personally monetizing your network's fart niche traffic. You're an expert!

digitalfantasies · 10-14-2011, 01:18 PM

I think farting on children is without a doubt the best thing one can do....

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric

You should be personally monetizing your network's fart niche traffic. You're an expert!

Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

I think farting on children is without a doubt the best thing one can do....

There you go, it's a true expression of your love for your child.

Now watch the idiots come in here and think I'm serious and call me a child abuser. LOL.

junction · 10-14-2011, 01:22 PM

Farts are funny. Although I don't fart "on" my kids, my 2 year old girl will come and sit on my lap just to fart, and then laugh hysterically.

HardlinkSells · 10-14-2011, 01:24 PM

Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

Farts are funny. Although I don't fart "on" my kids, my 2 year old girl will come and sit on my lap just to fart, and then laugh hysterically.

These are the sort of priceless moments with your daughter that you will never forget. LOL

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.

Ok that made me LOL

seeandsee · 10-14-2011, 01:26 PM

i love to fart alone

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.

Ah I get it now. Yeah if your wearing like bluejeans it could chaffe the babies skin, I could see how that would be abuse. Skin to skin no chance of that happening. Good thinking.

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

i love to fart alone

People who fart alone usually sniff it don't they?

Spunky · 10-14-2011, 01:29 PM

Chicks dig it when you fart in bed and pull the covers over their head

XSV · 10-14-2011, 01:30 PM

Hey, hurry, pull my finger, it's got a cramp!

Choker · 10-14-2011, 01:31 PM

During long road trips with the kids after stops at roadside fast food joints, well you know, that food really hits the spot. I would lock the windows, turn the AC off and make them all suffer. LOL

HardlinkSells · 10-14-2011, 01:38 PM

You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

Love for the family.

seeric · 10-14-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?

Not sure. I just remember seeing some fart niche site somewhere in my travels. Got a laugh of it. Some naked chicks farting in some guys face.

anexsia · 10-14-2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?

Guess you haven't seen "Fart Domination's" videos.

anexsia · 10-14-2011, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

Love for the family.

You're supposed to cup your hand right over your asshole when you fart and let your wife breathe it in.

HardlinkSells · 10-14-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

You're supposed to cup your hand right over your asshole when you fart and let your wife breathe it in.

Collect the farts in mason jars :D

LeRoy · 10-14-2011, 01:56 PM

Funny thread!!

I'll let em fly too

chaze · 10-14-2011, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny.

Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god.

I think it's o.k.

digitalfantasies · 10-14-2011, 03:46 PM

this thread should be a sticky

alias · 10-14-2011, 03:49 PM

Scott McD · 10-14-2011, 03:52 PM

tabasco · 10-14-2011, 03:52 PM

Your own kids is ok. Other peoples kids at the mall no... I've found

LeRoy · 10-14-2011, 03:52 PM

Ever put a flame to your farts??

PiffStenis · 10-14-2011, 03:55 PM

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

Dead · 10-14-2011, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

Ever put a flame to your farts??

Just the other night, I was drunk and it was funny as fuck! My wife now believes I can shoot fire;)

SuckOnThis · 10-14-2011, 04:07 PM

No joke, I had a friend who had shared custody of his 10 year old kid and one time when the kid was staying at his house he farted on him. The kid told his mom and within a week he was served with an emergency restraining order and for the next 3 years he could only see his kid under supervised conditions.

_Richard_ · 10-14-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

No joke, I had a friend who had shared custody of his 10 year old kid and one time when the kid was staying at his house he farted on him. The kid told his mom and within a week he was served with an emergency restraining order and for the next 3 years he could only see his kid under supervised conditions.

thickcash_amo · 10-14-2011, 04:30 PM

My dad used to fart on me, and I think its hilarious. My ex-husband didn't see the humor and told me girls shouldn't do that. what does he know??

CyberHustler · 10-14-2011, 04:42 PM

Did you know you can catch your fart with your hand and throw it in somebodies face?

Choker · 10-14-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Your own kids is ok. Other peoples kids at the mall no... I've found

Yeah, that might not go over so good. LOL. How many months did you serve for that adventure? lol

Choker · 10-14-2011, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PiffStenis

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

Bookmarked. I don't what is more pathetic.

1. Someone recorded and named all these different farts.

or

2. I clicked and listened to every single one of them.

My side is hurting from laughing so much.

Fletch XXX · 10-14-2011, 05:20 PM

as parent now, I honestly have NO urge to fart on my daughter, but she sure farts on me! LOL

CurrentlySober · 10-15-2011, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?

Only if I "Follow Through..."

ArsewithClass · 10-15-2011, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Only if I "Follow Through..."

rowan · 10-15-2011, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiffStenis

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

I'm going to load this for my 6 year old daughter... she's a little princess, except she loves farts!

alias · 10-15-2011, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Did you know you can catch your fart with your hand and throw it in somebodies face?

Monkey game.

u-Bob · 10-15-2011, 07:39 PM

People actually fart on their kids? WTF?

garce · 10-15-2011, 10:27 PM

You Kids, or Your Kids? There's a differnce.

Just sayin'

Alice22 · 10-16-2011, 04:16 PM

Yak...

I never did it, and hope my 2 daughters will not do it as well.
But i must admit when i was around 10-16 yo i really loved the "fart" humor, i remember a movie "naughty professor", it was a lot of fart jocks there and i had a lot of fun watching this shit

kane · 10-16-2011, 04:59 PM

You do not truly love someone until you fart on them.

VikingMan · 10-16-2011, 05:27 PM

Yeah we all fart and burp at our house. No way is the dog the only one who is allowed to get away with it.

bronco67 · 10-16-2011, 07:19 PM

It's not wrong to fart on your kids, but its probably wrong to make a thread about it on an adult internet message board.

marlboroack · 10-16-2011, 07:24 PM

Pull my finger

blonda80 · 10-17-2011, 02:23 AM

this thread smell. Is this for real?

candyflip · 10-17-2011, 06:17 AM

I don't mind the farting, I just hope to hell that both of my girls are smart enough not to get knocked up at 16.

margarita · 10-17-2011, 06:33 AM

sick family

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Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	Is it wrong to fart on you kids? Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny. Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god. __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

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