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blackmonsters · 10-15-2011, 12:41 PM

If you are concerned with being ripped off by snail mail spam then you better pay
attention to this.

I just found this out about a hour ago.
I almost made the fatal mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you get a snail mail from Arbitron DO NOT throw it out.
You will regret it!

You will regret it because it will probably be the only kind of snail mail spam like
this that you will ever get in your entire life time.

Arbitron is a radio station rating company and they want to know what you listen to
on the radio.

So why open the letter?

Because there is actually a real $1 bill inside the envelope!

I swear, it's real.

Don't dare miss the payback opportunity of the century for snail mail spam revenge.
Open the MoFo and spend that dollar!

You'll never get another chance at this shit!

garce · 10-15-2011, 12:43 PM

Isn't sending cash through the mail against the law? I'm pretty sure it is up here, anyways...

blackmonsters · 10-15-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Isn't sending cash through the mail against the law? I'm pretty sure it is up here, anyways...

What kind of dumb mother fucker is going to report them about getting a free dollar?

DBS.US · 10-15-2011, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Isn't sending cash through the mail against the law? I'm pretty sure it is up here, anyways...

You didn't just post that did you?

blackmonsters · 10-15-2011, 01:36 PM

I think I will cruise over to Mikey D's and blow up the $1 menu.

LOL!

Mr Pheer · 10-15-2011, 01:58 PM

JD Power & Associates sent me $5 to fill out their survey.

I tossed the survey and bought a large Ocean Water and a hot dog at Sonic.

blackmonsters · 10-15-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

JD Power & Associates sent me $5 to fill out their survey.

I tossed the survey and bought a large Ocean Water and a hot dog at Sonic.

I'll have to look out for that one in the mail!

I just got back from McD's.

I got the McDouble on the $1 menu then fucked up and ordered large fries!
So McD's got me for $3.

I was cool though; I didn't climb over the counter to get my ass beat down.

10-15-2011, 12:41 PM	#1
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10-15-2011, 01:58 PM	#6
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10-15-2011, 12:43 PM	#2
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Isn't sending cash through the mail against the law? I'm pretty sure it is up here, anyways...