SOME of the Golden Rules of RETIREMENT!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSquealer · 10-16-2011, 05:31 PM

1) Spend the few years before retirement, convincing others you were more successful than you actually were as you wind down your efforts to pump out bland, boring, "seen it all before" crap and sell it cheaply. Even though you are dealing primarily in cheap sets and bargain basement deals, just insist you're doing great!

2) As your business inevitably implodes on itself like a dying star as East European girls start wanting more money for shooting and the CZ gets more expensive, start laying the groundwork for blame.
(note: you MUST lay blame elsewhere, NEVER on yourself)

3) Start a paysite and some tgp's out of desperation, even though they are doomed to fail under your watch

4) Retire on government pensions and take to suddenly lecturing others on success while offering absolutely no proof whatsoever that you've ever had any real success to begin with.
(note: if you've ever came to the board to beg for money, its essential to avoid that subject)

5) Now... you need credibility and attention, so continually attack the most successful companies and their products, continually preach that they can be improved, revenues can be improved, but never prove that you actually know anything about paysites, sales or conversions because that can only lead to embarrassment.

When that backfires, start telling everyone traffic is easy (even though you've never had any), for credibility.

What that backfires, start telling everyone that content is king, even though you can't monetize your own (just ignore your previous position that traffic is easy - since having both traffic and content according to everything you say would make you rich overnight)

When that backfires, start posting tutorials for credibility.

When that backfires, start lecturing on sales for credibility.

When that backfires, start blaming "trolls" for credibility.

When that backfires, go back to blaming Manwin for credibility.

When that backfires start criticizing other successful content producers as being shitty for credibility.

When that backfires, start telling porn.com that 1:414 ratios on porn.com is shitty for credibility.

When that backfires.... keep spinning out of control and spiraling downward until your inevitable cerebral aneurysm or stroke.

porno jew · 10-16-2011, 05:38 PM

cliff notes?

L-Pink · 10-16-2011, 05:44 PM

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cliff notes?

markum's a douche.

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B.Barnato · 10-16-2011, 05:46 PM

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Grapesoda · 10-16-2011, 07:42 PM

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Paul Markham · 10-16-2011, 10:53 PM

Some of the Golden Rules of being an idiot.

When you want to display stupidity when flaming people and accusing them of being broke. Don't post that you visited their offices and studio and met some of the staff and saw lots of others. Then tell people the person who owns this operation was going to give you 1/3 of the studio, equipment and staff to shoot cheap content for you. Sounds stupid to anyone not working from their living room. But to fellow trolls it sounds logical.

Tell people you run a porn producing web cam studio in Russia and can't shoot sets of solo girl content there, because it's illegal. Then tell people you can get around it. Show you're stupid to even think of getting girls visas, then flying them to a foreign country, putting them up in a flat, in a town that doesn't have short let holiday flats, so they can be shot by a person with an operation so far out of your reach, you think he will work for you.

You didn't factor in the girls deciding to stay in Czech and work here on your visa or even illegally.

And to really convince people you're an idiot. Tell everyone. You knew this person was a crap shooter, found out he was an asshole you wouldn't do business with, knew he upset your assistant. Then spend the whole day with him and even go to his home for a pasta supper. Sounds great if you want to look really stupid.

Spunky · 10-16-2011, 10:56 PM

You have something against older people?

TheSquealer · 10-17-2011, 03:38 AM

Hahaha paul. You just can't stop yourself. Obviously I met you about business. I thought you were a total dipshit. End of story. My reasons were my reasons for going to CZ. It all has nothing to do with you being a total lunatic and being full of shit.

What is it about you, that you just simply refuse to understand that everyone is laughing at you all the time?

drmadcat · 10-17-2011, 04:02 AM

i was waiting for pauls post

CaptainHowdy · 10-17-2011, 06:40 AM

10-16-2011, 05:31 PM	#1
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,093	SOME of the Golden Rules of RETIREMENT!!! 1) Spend the few years before retirement, convincing others you were more successful than you actually were as you wind down your efforts to pump out bland, boring, "seen it all before" crap and sell it cheaply. Even though you are dealing primarily in cheap sets and bargain basement deals, just insist you're doing great! 2) As your business inevitably implodes on itself like a dying star as East European girls start wanting more money for shooting and the CZ gets more expensive, start laying the groundwork for blame. (note: you MUST lay blame elsewhere, NEVER on yourself) 3) Start a paysite and some tgp's out of desperation, even though they are doomed to fail under your watch 4) Retire on government pensions and take to suddenly lecturing others on success while offering absolutely no proof whatsoever that you've ever had any real success to begin with. (note: if you've ever came to the board to beg for money, its essential to avoid that subject) 5) Now... you need credibility and attention, so continually attack the most successful companies and their products, continually preach that they can be improved, revenues can be improved, but never prove that you actually know anything about paysites, sales or conversions because that can only lead to embarrassment. When that backfires, start telling everyone traffic is easy (even though you've never had any), for credibility. What that backfires, start telling everyone that content is king, even though you can't monetize your own (just ignore your previous position that traffic is easy - since having both traffic and content according to everything you say would make you rich overnight) When that backfires, start posting tutorials for credibility. When that backfires, start lecturing on sales for credibility. When that backfires, start blaming "trolls" for credibility. When that backfires, go back to blaming Manwin for credibility. When that backfires start criticizing other successful content producers as being shitty for credibility. When that backfires, start telling porn.com that 1:414 ratios on porn.com is shitty for credibility. When that backfires.... keep spinning out of control and spiraling downward until your inevitable cerebral aneurysm or stroke. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

10-16-2011, 10:53 PM	#6
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Some of the Golden Rules of being an idiot. When you want to display stupidity when flaming people and accusing them of being broke. Don't post that you visited their offices and studio and met some of the staff and saw lots of others. Then tell people the person who owns this operation was going to give you 1/3 of the studio, equipment and staff to shoot cheap content for you. Sounds stupid to anyone not working from their living room. But to fellow trolls it sounds logical. Tell people you run a porn producing web cam studio in Russia and can't shoot sets of solo girl content there, because it's illegal. Then tell people you can get around it. Show you're stupid to even think of getting girls visas, then flying them to a foreign country, putting them up in a flat, in a town that doesn't have short let holiday flats, so they can be shot by a person with an operation so far out of your reach, you think he will work for you. You didn't factor in the girls deciding to stay in Czech and work here on your visa or even illegally. And to really convince people you're an idiot. Tell everyone. You knew this person was a crap shooter, found out he was an asshole you wouldn't do business with, knew he upset your assistant. Then spend the whole day with him and even go to his home for a pasta supper. Sounds great if you want to look really stupid. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

10-16-2011, 10:56 PM	#7
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10-17-2011, 03:38 AM	#8
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,093	Hahaha paul. You just can't stop yourself. Obviously I met you about business. I thought you were a total dipshit. End of story. My reasons were my reasons for going to CZ. It all has nothing to do with you being a total lunatic and being full of shit. What is it about you, that you just simply refuse to understand that everyone is laughing at you all the time? __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

10-17-2011, 04:02 AM	#9
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10-16-2011, 05:38 PM	#2
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	cliff notes?

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B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	in before wall of text

10-17-2011, 06:40 AM	#10
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