15 Dumbest Sex Myths - GoFuckYourself.com

LA Crew · 10-27-2011, 01:04 AM

SEX MYTH #1: Men enjoy sex more than women.
FACT: If you're a man, and you believe this, then the truth is that women just don't enjoy sex with you.

SEX MYTH #2: You can judge the size of a man's package by the size of his feet.
FACT: There is no relationship between the size of a man's feet and the size of his genital organs, or so says science.

SEX MYTH #3: Masturbation causes blindness.
FACT: If this were actually true, then no one in the entire world is reading this at this very moment.

SEX MYTH #4: You can get pregnant from kissing.
FACT: It's okay to believe this myth if, like, you're a little kid trying to work out the oftentimes disturbing details of the adult world. If you're an adult and you believe this, then make sure you stuff a fistful of condoms in your mouth before sucking face.

SEX MYTH #5: You can catch an STD from the toilet.
FACT: Sexually transmitted diseases require moist environments to breed. The only thing you can catch from a toilet seat is "poo cooties."

SEX MYTH #6: Men think about sex every seven seconds.
FACT: If men think about sex eight times a minute during a football game, then that changes what that sport is about entirely.

SEX MYTH #7: Women are incapable of having casual sex because they're so emotional.
FACT: Your mom would beg to disagree.

SEX MYTH #8: It is possible to break a penis.
FACT: There is no actual "bone" in a "boner." The penis can, however, tear. So feel free to scream out loud about that one.

SEX MYTH #9: The average penis is eight inches.
FACT: The average size of a penis is six inches, or 15 centimeters if that makes you feel bigger.

SEX MYTH #10: Green M&M's make you horny.
FACT: This is no more than a little green candy that looks like a pill. Not the prescribed little blue pill that some men eat like candy.

SEX MYTH #11: Sting had "tantric sex" for eight hours straight.
FACT: This is an urban myth. "Tantric sex" can last for hours, but it's more a state of mind than a physical act. The average length of sex is three to seven minutes, or roughly the amount of time it takes to nuke and eat a Hot Pocket.

SEX MYTH #12: Hot tubs can prevent pregnancy.
FACT: Hot tubs only help facilitate pregnancy, especially during spring break.

SEX MYTH #13: Inbreeding causes mutant babies.
FACT: If sleeping with your cousin caused genetic mutations, then the 11 states where it is legal to marry your cousin would be overrun with octopus-lizard babies.

SEX MYTH #14: Drinking Mountain Dew decreases your sperm count.
FACT: The popular soft drink beverage increases your desire to participate in extreme sports.

SEX MYTH #15: "Blue balls" can be fatal.
FACT: Men can feel pain in their testicles after prolonged episodes of sexual arousal without sexual release. But if this was fatal, then prom night would be followed by mass funerals a few days later.

garce · 10-27-2011, 01:08 AM

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adultchatpay · 10-27-2011, 01:10 AM

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Harmon · 10-27-2011, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

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Lykos · 10-27-2011, 02:50 AM

Nice find,some myths are dumb indeed

seeandsee · 10-27-2011, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

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moeloubani · 10-27-2011, 04:01 AM

SEX MYTH #13: Inbreeding causes mutant babies.
FACT: If sleeping with your cousin caused genetic mutations, then the 11 states where it is legal to marry your cousin would be overrun with octopus-lizard babies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreed...etic_disorders

LA Crew · 10-27-2011, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

One of the weakest cut and paste jobs I've ever seen.

Sunny Day · 10-27-2011, 07:03 AM

Don't know about green M&M's, but I guarantee you take a blue pill, she won't want sex for the next month. Several friends have also told me this. Blue pill creates blue balls.

As for foot size, lot of women still believe this. I'm 5'5" with size 13 feet. Several women have looked at my feet and said "drop pants, I want to see that."

Wish I still could... Had a babe you had to jackhammer for at least 30 minutes before she could get off. That 7 minutes for average sex, is something Nuns made up, along with don't wear shiny shoes, it reflects your underwear.

Rochard · 10-27-2011, 08:47 AM

I want those sixty seconds back.

96ukssob · 10-27-2011, 08:54 AM

SEX MYTH #16: Not all girls enjoy anal sex
FACT: All women enjoy anal sex, so much so that they really really enjoy ass to mouth

Gerco · 10-27-2011, 10:34 AM

Sex Myth #17: 99% of the people on this board actually have sex with another person.

10-27-2011, 01:04 AM	#1
LA Crew Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: city of angels Posts: 1,356	15 Dumbest Sex Myths SEX MYTH #1: Men enjoy sex more than women. FACT: If you're a man, and you believe this, then the truth is that women just don't enjoy sex with you. SEX MYTH #2: You can judge the size of a man's package by the size of his feet. FACT: There is no relationship between the size of a man's feet and the size of his genital organs, or so says science. SEX MYTH #3: Masturbation causes blindness. FACT: If this were actually true, then no one in the entire world is reading this at this very moment. SEX MYTH #4: You can get pregnant from kissing. FACT: It's okay to believe this myth if, like, you're a little kid trying to work out the oftentimes disturbing details of the adult world. If you're an adult and you believe this, then make sure you stuff a fistful of condoms in your mouth before sucking face. SEX MYTH #5: You can catch an STD from the toilet. FACT: Sexually transmitted diseases require moist environments to breed. The only thing you can catch from a toilet seat is "poo cooties." SEX MYTH #6: Men think about sex every seven seconds. FACT: If men think about sex eight times a minute during a football game, then that changes what that sport is about entirely. SEX MYTH #7: Women are incapable of having casual sex because they're so emotional. FACT: Your mom would beg to disagree. SEX MYTH #8: It is possible to break a penis. FACT: There is no actual "bone" in a "boner." The penis can, however, tear. So feel free to scream out loud about that one. SEX MYTH #9: The average penis is eight inches. FACT: The average size of a penis is six inches, or 15 centimeters if that makes you feel bigger. SEX MYTH #10: Green M&M's make you horny. FACT: This is no more than a little green candy that looks like a pill. Not the prescribed little blue pill that some men eat like candy. SEX MYTH #11: Sting had "tantric sex" for eight hours straight. FACT: This is an urban myth. "Tantric sex" can last for hours, but it's more a state of mind than a physical act. The average length of sex is three to seven minutes, or roughly the amount of time it takes to nuke and eat a Hot Pocket. SEX MYTH #12: Hot tubs can prevent pregnancy. FACT: Hot tubs only help facilitate pregnancy, especially during spring break. SEX MYTH #13: Inbreeding causes mutant babies. FACT: If sleeping with your cousin caused genetic mutations, then the 11 states where it is legal to marry your cousin would be overrun with octopus-lizard babies. SEX MYTH #14: Drinking Mountain Dew decreases your sperm count. FACT: The popular soft drink beverage increases your desire to participate in extreme sports. SEX MYTH #15: "Blue balls" can be fatal. FACT: Men can feel pain in their testicles after prolonged episodes of sexual arousal without sexual release. But if this was fatal, then prom night would be followed by mass funerals a few days later. __________________

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	One of the weakest cut and paste jobs I've ever seen.

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Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,017	Nice find,some myths are dumb indeed __________________

10-27-2011, 04:01 AM	#7
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	SEX MYTH #13: Inbreeding causes mutant babies. FACT: If sleeping with your cousin caused genetic mutations, then the 11 states where it is legal to marry your cousin would be overrun with octopus-lizard babies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreed...etic_disorders

10-27-2011, 07:03 AM	#9
Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Wtf Don't know about green M&M's, but I guarantee you take a blue pill, she won't want sex for the next month. Several friends have also told me this. Blue pill creates blue balls. As for foot size, lot of women still believe this. I'm 5'5" with size 13 feet. Several women have looked at my feet and said "drop pants, I want to see that." Wish I still could... Had a babe you had to jackhammer for at least 30 minutes before she could get off. That 7 minutes for average sex, is something Nuns made up, along with don't wear shiny shoes, it reflects your underwear. Last edited by Sunny Day; 10-27-2011 at 07:05 AM.. Reason: mispelling

10-27-2011, 08:47 AM	#10
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,921	I want those sixty seconds back. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

10-27-2011, 08:54 AM	#11
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	SEX MYTH #16: Not all girls enjoy anal sex FACT: All women enjoy anal sex, so much so that they really really enjoy ass to mouth __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

10-27-2011, 10:34 AM	#12
Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	Sex Myth #17: 99% of the people on this board actually have sex with another person. __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.