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Mutt · 11-02-2011, 02:51 AM

when i heard that these were his last words I was intrigued, that maybe he was seeing something as he died. but turns out his last words were spoken many hours before he actually died.

hateman · 11-02-2011, 02:52 AM

he was tripping balls on fentanyl

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-02-2011, 03:14 AM

Wowie, wow, wow!!!

ADG

Markul · 11-02-2011, 03:22 AM

This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.

marlboroack · 11-02-2011, 03:51 AM

When you die your brain pumps out massive amounts of DMT.. If you ever smoked that shit you would say the same thing.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2011, 05:44 AM

What a douchebaggy way to go ...

tony286 · 11-02-2011, 05:54 AM

I was there til my dad's last breath, there was lots of shit that made no sense. It was like he was hallucinating. They were lucky it seems Steve was with it til almost the very end. For my dad it was like his spirit left a week before his body did.

ruff · 11-02-2011, 05:55 AM

Jeez, tired of Jobs already. He's dead, he lost. Over. Done. Time to forget him and move on to the next chump.

cherrylula · 11-02-2011, 06:02 AM

He must have seen Jesus, holding out his hand!

Yeah I've been present when someone was on their deathbed, totally incoherent, then all of a sudden wakes up and dies. It is rather disturbing.

But science says it is some chemicals released in your system.

Just Alex · 11-02-2011, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

He must have seen Jesus, holding out his hand!

Yeah I've been present when someone was on their deathbed, totally incoherent, then all of a sudden wakes up and dies. It is rather disturbing.

But science says it is some chemicals released in your system.

No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.

cherrylula · 11-02-2011, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.

he made computers?? yeah what's the big deal...

(hold on let me not post this and just shout out the window, please get your can ready)

Emil · 11-02-2011, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by tony286

I was there til my dad's last breath, there was lots of shit that made no sense. It was like he was hallucinating. They were lucky it seems Steve was with it til almost the very end. For my dad it was like his spirit left a week before his body did.

My GF work with all these old people, taking care of them and sometimes she have to sit next to the bed when some old dude is dying so they wont be alone.
It's pretty common that they suddenly sit up and start to have a conversation starring right into the wall right before they die. Maybe talking a bit to Jebus before crossing over.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2011, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

What a douchebaggy way to go ...

nico-t · 11-02-2011, 06:50 AM

jesus christ, he wasnt jesus christ, for christ sake. People die every day, who gives a shit.

Scott McD · 11-02-2011, 06:57 AM

Was someone giving him a handjob at the time ??

thickcash_amo · 11-02-2011, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.

ShellyCrash · 11-02-2011, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.

that made me

96ukssob · 11-02-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Emil

My GF work with all these old people, taking care of them and sometimes she have to sit next to the bed when some old dude is dying so they wont be alone.
It's pretty common that they suddenly sit up and start to have a conversation starring right into the wall right before they die. Maybe talking a bit to Jebus before crossing over.

my grandmother passed away not to long ago and the nurse that was with her said right before she passed, she looked up, eyes wide open and said "there's jesus! do you see him?!?!"

freaky stuff

selena · 11-02-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.

I LOL'd.

Seriously.

Adult Insider Dave · 11-02-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.

Well said

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2011, 09:26 AM

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2intense · 11-02-2011, 10:05 AM

Mutt ....

momovic · 11-02-2011, 10:28 AM

well, whats written now on his grave .... Idied

Grapesoda · 11-02-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Jeez, tired of Jobs already. He's dead, he lost. Over. Done. Time to forget him and move on to the next chump.

Steve is so FUCKING GOD LIKE I think I'll change my avatar to Steve

Rochard · 11-02-2011, 11:17 AM

I wonder what my last words will be....

jimmy-3-way · 11-02-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I wonder what my last words will be....

I'm guessing more bullshit.

Bryan G · 11-02-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

I'm guessing more bullshit.

xNetworx · 11-02-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

I'm guessing more bullshit.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2011, 12:12 PM

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I was there til my dad's last breath, there was lots of shit that made no sense. It was like he was hallucinating. They were lucky it seems Steve was with it til almost the very end. For my dad it was like his spirit left a week before his body did.

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	He must have seen Jesus, holding out his hand! Yeah I've been present when someone was on their deathbed, totally incoherent, then all of a sudden wakes up and dies. It is rather disturbing. But science says it is some chemicals released in your system.

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