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Old 11-05-2011, 08:40 AM   #1
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Thank You Spannow and Belinda

Was great to see you guys last night and meet some peeps I haven't met before.

I told you guys the problem with the Valet parking, let me tell the whole sorry.

So i pull up in front of the place and looking for a valet, a guy walks up and gets in the passenger seat, I figured this was a weird valet parking thing, but he said just pull around the corner. When I do, he pulls out a wad of money and says he wants 2 $60 bags. I'm looking at him is disbelief and tell him I thought he was a valet and that I'm not selling any drugs. He laughs and bolts from the car and I finally find a valet.

At midnight I went to the valet and they moved my car to street parkiing, I go back inside. When we all leave, I make a U-turn and head towards Santa Monica Blvd and get pulled over by the LAPD. Turns out my lights were off, My car has automatic lights, which means the valet changed the setting, I don't think I'm going to use a valet again for a while.

Lets do this again soon!! LOL
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:52 AM   #2
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I wonder if he got in anyone else's car, or you were the lucky one..

Don't rely on automatic settings..or you get spoiled and this will happen to you again..
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:58 AM   #3
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I wonder if he got in anyone else's car, or you were the lucky one..

Don't rely on automatic settings..or you get spoiled and this will happen to you again..
It's an Infiniti and it's loaded, but I agree, you get spoiled. Getting my truck back soon, basic everything, even have to hand crank the windows
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:59 AM   #4
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I used to have long hair years ago. I constantly had people coming up to me trying to buy drugs.

"Hey man, you holdin'?"

Once I got a haircut that shit stopped. Anyone who knows me thought it was hilarious because I have always hated drugs. Do you look like you might be a dealer?
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:03 AM   #5
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should you should have shot him! that would have taught the fucker!
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:09 AM   #6
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That is a crazy story, sounds like a sub plot for some kind of comedy i.e. guy mistaken for dealer, cops think he is a dealer, real dealers go after him for treading on their turf.
Meanwhile he is trying to win back his girlfriend Jessica Biel who also thinks he is a dealer;)
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:19 AM   #7
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Do you look like you might be a dealer?
I drive a black car, I was wearing all black with a huge gold watch. Soooo maybe I did look like a dealer, LOL
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:21 AM   #8
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That is a crazy story, sounds like a sub plot for some kind of comedy i.e. guy mistaken for dealer, cops think he is a dealer, real dealers go after him for treading on their turf.
Meanwhile he is trying to win back his girlfriend Jessica Biel who also thinks he is a dealer;)
Shit like this happens to me all the time, my friends love having me around, always an adventure
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:02 AM   #9
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LOL that sucks!! Good thing I took a cab. That would only happen to you! haha. It was good seing you and everyone else. Been a long time since we've done something like that. Thanks SPANNOW! Was a great idea for sure.
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:37 AM   #10
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:49 AM   #11
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I both love and hate valets. Only time I ALWAYS use one is at Fashion Square mall in Scottsdale because I always get lost in that fucking place and the only way I know where I parked my car is by going out the food court.
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:05 PM   #12
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LMAO, I think someone took a couple pics from a party I went to on saturday night, I'll have to see if I can get them for you Richard!!
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:12 PM   #13
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Was great to see you guys last night and meet some peeps I haven't met before.

I told you guys the problem with the Valet parking, let me tell the whole sorry.

So i pull up in front of the place and looking for a valet, a guy walks up and gets in the passenger seat, I figured this was a weird valet parking thing, but he said just pull around the corner. When I do, he pulls out a wad of money and says he wants 2 $60 bags. I'm looking at him is disbelief and tell him I thought he was a valet and that I'm not selling any drugs. He laughs and bolts from the car and I finally find a valet.

At midnight I went to the valet and they moved my car to street parkiing, I go back inside. When we all leave, I make a U-turn and head towards Santa Monica Blvd and get pulled over by the LAPD. Turns out my lights were off, My car has automatic lights, which means the valet changed the setting, I don't think I'm going to use a valet again for a while.

Lets do this again soon!! LOL
I'd say the light thing happens to me 50% of the time. I'm always bitching,"why the fuck are they touching my lights?"
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:23 PM   #14
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I'd say the light thing happens to me 50% of the time. I'm always bitching,"why the fuck are they touching my lights?"
I figure they are probably driving cars over 20 years old back and forth to work, but hell, my car is 10 years old. I had the car for 3 years and still found a cup holder I didn't know about.
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:25 PM   #15
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Using some Crazy Glue and the arming mechanism of an average mouse trap, I stuck the trap over the light switch on my car.

Now no one fucks with my automatic light setting.
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:36 PM   #16
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Using some Crazy Glue and the arming mechanism of an average mouse trap, I stuck the trap over the light switch on my car.

Now no one fucks with my automatic light setting.
I wanted tear gas and a taser mounted under the dash, but apparently, thats against the law!
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:02 PM   #17
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Funny story

I'm not surprised either

Was good to meet you Vendzilla

Along with Netwerk girl , Kristen, Belinda and Spannow too
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yeah had a great time
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:45 PM   #19
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i wish i woulda known there was valet... i drove around the area for 15 minutes, never found a free meter and left.
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:54 PM   #20
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Funny story

I'm not surprised either

Was good to meet you Vendzilla

Along with Netwerk girl , Kristen, Belinda and Spannow too
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yeah had a great time
I wish I would have ate something before midnight, they changed the menu and a patty melt was the best thing they had, I felt that the next day more than the drinks, that's just not right

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i wish i woulda known there was valet... i drove around the area for 15 minutes, never found a free meter and left.
Hit me up next time, we'll car pool, I offered that to Theo, but he never replied! LOL
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Old 11-07-2011, 02:12 PM   #21
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Valets always fuck with your settings... Change the seat around, adjust side mirrors, climate control, even change the radio station...

Like just park the fucking car, asshole!
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Old 11-07-2011, 03:24 PM   #22
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Valets always fuck with your settings... Change the seat around, adjust side mirrors, climate control, even change the radio station...

Like just park the fucking car, asshole!
I have presets on the drivers seat, thats easy, just hit the button before you get in, being 6'3" I'm use to others that drive my cars to make changes, just not the lights!
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:02 PM   #23
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Should have told the guy no problem, took his buck 20 and told him you would be right back with it, and went home.
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