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Old 11-09-2011, 11:10 AM   #1
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You know your day is starting off bad when...
you sneeze while shaving and slice your face and bleed all over the counter...
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:23 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:24 AM   #4
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Almost as bad as getting out of the shower and needing to shit, that's always a sign of a bad day ahead...
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:24 AM   #5
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haha rough

could have been worse!
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:25 AM   #6
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:43 AM   #7
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One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

Yeah, that would suck.


Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D
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Old 11-09-2011, 02:22 PM   #8
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One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

Yeah, that would suck.


Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D
yup, one of those and my sneezes are never soft and elegant...it's like the sound of an elephant dryhumping a walrus when I sneeze...
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Old 11-09-2011, 02:51 PM   #9
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Been there my friend.

I hate shaving in general though. Gonna get one of those iStubble things soon and hopefully never have to have a wet shave ever again...
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Old 11-09-2011, 02:58 PM   #10
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I think maybe I'll just start getting my face waxed or something...
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Old 11-09-2011, 04:03 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2011, 04:23 PM   #12
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Old 11-09-2011, 05:35 PM   #13
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Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:10 PM   #14
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Shit, i always have a bad day then...
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Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!
Maybe he does. ... his gf's vag.

Syk, does she know about this danger of sneezing you have?
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Old 11-10-2011, 10:38 AM   #17
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Luckily, I don't shave my vagina...I keep my 70s bush nice and lush...
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