Monday Madness: WHY Starbucks Do I Have To Place My Order THREE TIMES? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2011, 09:03 AM

Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit.

Chris · 12-12-2011, 09:04 AM

all the starbucks around here have drive thru's

jimmy-3-way · 12-12-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Every fucking day i go through this shit.

You deserve it, then.

Caligari · 12-12-2011, 09:08 AM

Then stop going to Starbucks and try a local shop.

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pornguy · 12-12-2011, 09:14 AM

Dude. Cut out the middle men and go straight to the end where you pick up tell them what you want. then get it and leave.

The idiots in our local starsucks can never get the order right and we buy from them about 3 times a week.

alextokyo · 12-12-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit.

I guess you're black?

They're just fuckin with you, cuz.

youdeserve · 12-12-2011, 09:15 AM

Starbucks is a great hype here (like Apple or so) so only the rich and famous and snob goes there. Therefore, no lines at all, as I'm concerned.

Never been there, btw

bronco67 · 12-12-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit.

It's great to have problems like this. You could be spending your morning running from hooded bandits with Ak47's, or dodging landmines on your way to the local market to steal some bread for your malnourished family.

youdeserve · 12-12-2011, 09:28 AM

And order done - looking forward to test drive this thing

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2011, 09:29 AM

Rochard · 12-12-2011, 09:30 AM

Because fast food always hires the bottom of the barrel.... You know - the same people who think they are better than working at "fast food".

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2011, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

I guess you're black?

They're just fuckin with you, cuz.

No, not black, but glad you exposed yourself to be the racist motherfucker you obviously are, dickhead.

And the only alternative around me is Dunkin' Donuts, the weakest java soup on Earth. YUCK. I NEED IT STRONG baby. Like four shots of espresso for breakfast strong.

Phoenix · 12-12-2011, 10:53 AM

these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

That white liberal guilt it's so 80's ...

porno jew · 12-12-2011, 10:56 AM

grow up bitch.

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

Haha! yeah, but I bet they only had to beg ONCE bro, not keep going "soup! soup! soup!" Grrr. :D

CurrentlySober · 12-12-2011, 10:59 AM

i cant afford coffee...

Bryan G · 12-12-2011, 10:59 AM

Life can be so tough sometimes.

ottopottomouse · 12-12-2011, 01:29 PM

Buy a kettle.

Jarmusch · 12-12-2011, 01:34 PM

Man up and quit coffee cold turkey.

topwebmodels_chris · 12-12-2011, 01:43 PM

damn, three times for the order???

The Heron · 12-12-2011, 01:46 PM

Make your own fucking coffee! Or be really smart and stop drinking that shit

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Make your own fucking coffee! Or be really smart and stop drinking that shit

Stop drinking "that shit" - you mean "coffee"?
Don't be a Barbarian.

PornMD · 12-12-2011, 01:55 PM

Jarmusch · 12-12-2011, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Stop drinking "that shit" - you mean "coffee"?
Don't be a Barbarian.

No one needs coffee.

The Porn Nerd · 12-12-2011, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

No one needs coffee.

We've obviously never met.
Hi. I'm Mister Peabody.
I NEED FUCKING COFFEE.
Nice to meet you.

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