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Old 12-22-2011, 02:11 PM   #1
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:stoned I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

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Old 12-22-2011, 02:25 PM   #2
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lol @ tell him to suck my balls!
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:32 PM   #3
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:33 PM   #4
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lol @ tell him to suck my balls!


I am crying here after hearing that comment!!!
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:38 PM   #5
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Funny and kinda fucked up at the same time...
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:55 PM   #6
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:56 PM   #7
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Wow, you can really see which kids have manners and grace and which ones have no class at all.
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:07 PM   #8
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Wow, you can really see which kids have manners and grace and which ones have no class at all.
Shut up. The parents got their kids all excited about receiving early christmas presents just so they could give them a shitty present and get a bad reaction.

Nothing to do with the kids - ffs - if you had half a brain you would be thinking 'wow those parents have are assholes'. However it was a *JOKE*, laugh and forget about all the bullshit you think you can derive from it.
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:20 PM   #9
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Wonder if they set that suck my balls comment up, funny either way though.
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:36 PM   #10
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lol at the looks on their faces
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:56 PM   #11
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funny, some kids were hmm ok bad gift, and some were crying babies :D
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Old 12-22-2011, 04:40 PM   #12
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ahhhh the girl with the banana... ain't it great to see little people negative & positive! She doesn't like it, but what do you do with a banana, may as well enjoy it & eat it
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Old 12-22-2011, 08:29 PM   #13
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:05 AM   #14
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:03 AM   #15
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ahahaha what an awesome idea. very cruel and very funny.

i don't think you can blame the kids that were upset, Christmas presents are a big deal in a kid's life, kids are thinking about it for months, you open up a Christmas present you've been dreaming of for months and it's a rotten banana your emotions will get the better of you.

the younger kids were generally more easy going - that's because they're still trusting little dopes at that age. the fat kid who freaked out was older, he knows he was betrayed.
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:06 AM   #16
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This awesome, totally messed up but awesome.

I love the kid with the Hello Kitty sweater, he kinda reminds me of Sofia Vergara´s kid on modern family.

Totally horrible parenting but funny as hell.
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:28 AM   #17
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That little girl with the old banana is a fucking bawse.
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:22 AM   #18
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lol reminds me of the present I gave to our little 'un last year - a PS3 cunningsly disguised as a Polish Basking Weaving kit lol
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:38 AM   #19
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hahaha!! i was worried about the kid that got the hammer!
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:11 AM   #20
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I just give my kids empty boes EVERY year...

I tell them that 'Those flipping Burglars came back'...

They cry for a bit, but after a good hard smack, the start to behave...

I cunt afford ANY presents...
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:32 AM   #21
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Those kids are not brats. Kids are very smart. They realize what a gift/present is and understand that something like a rotten banana is incorrect as to what they should be getting. As parents we teach them these things, so one of those kids reacting badly really does not mean the kid bad, selfish or spoiled.

They're not stupid, mostly they don't understand that their parents are Jimmy Kimmel fans making free content for him while humiliating their kids, exposing them to people on the internet to call them names and cast useless opinions.

Cute, but won't be me or my kid. lol
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:40 AM   #22
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Nice ending. ho ho ho
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