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ottopottomouse · 12-23-2011, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopolice

My name is Jim Weiss, I am a partner of PornoPolice.net, I take full responsibility for any and all wrong doings caused by others

Ta for that, next time I'm in trouble I'll forward all complaints to you

B.Barnato · 12-23-2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

OK, you have piqued my interest... Can you provide the location of said field? I could go camping there for my next vacation.

Thanks in advance...

Oh you STFU

OneWhoKnows · 12-24-2011, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

Oh, and Australia, New Zealand and South Africa are not in the European Union. Your site looks real good.

LOL. Yeah, that page is about the best of their unbelievably amateurish crap website. Sorry, even if I'd believe that they were a serious company, which I don't, using a website like that as your official company presence on the web makes em amateurs once again. Some of my favourite quotes:

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Porno Police work with these European Unions to enforce the copyright acts...

Wow, that's amazing. How many European Unions are there again?

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Porno Police works with The European Union Copyright Directive (EUCD)

How do you work with a directive? This is a piece of paper, not an institution. Plus it's not enforcable at all, because EU directives have to be implemented into national law by the member countries to create any effect. The directive intself just says that the members have to implement the contents into their national law within a certain period of time.

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Seal of the European Union

No, that's not the seal of the European Union. Actually it's just the 12 stars of the EU flag.

Really, that whole website is just PRICELESS! Really funny that I, who has a university degree in business law, don't want to open a service that enforces international copyright law, because I don't think I have enough knowledge about that topic. But some bunch of retards obviously think they do

TheDA · 12-24-2011, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by EukerVoorn

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Gave that up a while back

Interesting though, now I know who you are.

JJump · 12-24-2011, 12:07 PM

The website is hoot, the phone call threat story is priceless and the fuck up with google, I mean jeeez!!

JJump · 12-24-2011, 12:17 PM

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We Enforce The Adult Community So You Don't Have Too!

what the hell does this mean?

alextokyo · 12-24-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

It looks like he either had a bot coded to grab all the Google links with those keywords and didn't verify the list before sending out the DMCA's, or he had outsourced workers that either weren't properly instructed how to do their jobs or didn't understand the instructions they did receive.

I doubt he has that level of sophistication. The most likely scenario is that he spent 2-3 hours one Saturday morning in his boxers building a list of sites to fuck with, without actually knowing what the fuck he's actually doing. Internet Explorer and Notepad. Actually, forget the boxers. Maybe he sat down in his "home office" in pressed trousers and a collared shirt feeling all self-righteous and important about his little gig.

You know... a nobody deluding themself into thinking they are important by trying to police the Internet kind of thing. Problem is he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Didn't he also report the original sites of the person who contracted him as infringing and try to get them removed from search results? This guy is a fucking clown.

This is obviously the work of a middle-aged to older guy who got into the Internet a few years ago and now thinks he knows what the fuck he's doing. Guy got lucky scoring a contract from a good guy like EscortBiz, but fucked it up because, well, the gap in the market that he thought he saw doesn't really exist and fucking up is a foregone conclusion for any Joe Average (i.e. a guy with no real connections) who is dumb enough to think that they can establish themselves as some kind of Internet enforcer for profit.

JJump · 12-26-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

I doubt he has that level of sophistication. The most likely scenario is that he spent 2-3 hours one Saturday morning in his boxers building a list of sites to fuck with, without actually knowing what the fuck he's actually doing. Internet Explorer and Notepad. Actually, forget the boxers. Maybe he sat down in his "home office" in pressed trousers and a collared shirt feeling all self-righteous and important about his little gig.

You know... a nobody deluding themself into thinking they are important by trying to police the Internet kind of thing. Problem is he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Didn't he also report the original sites of the person who contracted him as infringing and try to get them removed from search results? This guy is a fucking clown.

This is obviously the work of a middle-aged to older guy who got into the Internet a few years ago and now thinks he knows what the fuck he's doing. Guy got lucky scoring a contract from a good guy like EscortBiz, but fucked it up because, well, the gap in the market that he thought he saw doesn't really exist and fucking up is a foregone conclusion for any Joe Average (i.e. a guy with no real connections) who is dumb enough to think that they can establish themselves as some kind of Internet enforcer for profit.

The English is just too bad for someone who claims to be working out of U.S

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JJump Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 81	The website is hoot, the phone call threat story is priceless and the fuck up with google, I mean jeeez!!