TSA Agent Confiscates Cupcake - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 12-27-2011, 06:13 PM

thank god we're all much safer now...

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What happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas, at least for one Massachusetts woman. Rebecca Hains tells WCVB-TV that a TSA agent in Las Vegas confiscated her frosted cupcake because he thought the icing on it could be explosive. Hains says she was told the frosting was "gel-like" enough to constitute a security risk. If MI6 can turn bombs into cupcakes, why wouldn't terrorists try to turn cupcakes into bombs?
On her flight to Vegas, Hains breezed through security at Boston's Logan International Airport with two cupcakes purchased from Wicked Good Cupcakes of Cohasset. She only had a problem on the return trip, when she tried to bring one of them back.

TSA spokesperson James Fotenos tells WCVB: "In general, cakes and pies are allowed in carry-on luggage." Fotenos adds that the TSA is looking into why this cupcake was confiscated.

Welcome to the TSA, where consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. As is common sense.

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Phoenix · 12-27-2011, 06:39 PM

some bitch in a chicago airport put her fingers into my caramilk bar, then handed it back to me...i tossed it in the trash beside her

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2011, 08:00 PM

Mmm...cupcakes!

ADG

JFK · 12-28-2011, 04:12 AM

Thanks for the warning, I was going to bring cup cakes for all in Vegas

MaDalton · 12-28-2011, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Thanks for the warning, I was going to bring cup cakes for all in Vegas

you better bring something less dangerous - like a hand grenade

Joshua G · 12-28-2011, 07:02 AM

just waiting for some creative porn maker to produce a TSA XXX vid. with all the body scanning & strip searches, there's a lot of kinky going on there.

"maam, we think there's a cupcake in your ass. We're gonna have to further investigate."

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Phoenix · 12-28-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by joshgirls

just waiting for some creative porn maker to produce a TSA XXX vid. with all the body scanning & strip searches, there's a lot of kinky going on there.

"maam, we think there's a cupcake in your ass. We're gonna have to further investigate."

.

yeah but good luck flying to whoever makes it..lol

DWB · 12-28-2011, 07:19 AM

How many "terrorists" have the TSA stopped so far?

idtapdat · 12-28-2011, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

How many "terrorists" have the TSA stopped so far?

lol your exactly right

RyuLion · 12-28-2011, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

How many "terrorists" have the TSA stopped so far?

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pornguy · 12-28-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

How many "terrorists" have the TSA stopped so far?

The TSA are the terrorists.

Ahhhh I remember the day when the only American terrorists was the IRS.. Now we have two and they both have initials. IRS and TSA.

Evil Chris · 12-28-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you better bring something less dangerous - like a hand grenade

Joshua G · 12-28-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

The TSA are the terrorists.

Ahhhh I remember the day when the only American terrorists was the IRS.. Now we have two and they both have initials. IRS and TSA.

no no there's more!
the BATF - who sells guns to drug lords,
the DEA - who launders drug money to track the cash.
the CIA - who bombs innocents with spy drones,
the FDA - who approves opiate based pharma drugs (can't wait for pure hydrocodone!)
the ICE, god forbid you are an american hispanic in arizona.
the DOJ/federal attorneys office in CA, who conducts SWAT raids on cali "medicine" distributors.

Jarmusch · 12-28-2011, 09:24 AM

$50 says the TSA agent ate it 5 minutes later.

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