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12-27-2011, 10:21 AM
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FACT: I haven't worn a seat belt in 5+ years, only been pulled over once
And I told the cop the constitution does not give the government authority to protect me from myself. He said he agreed and let me off with a warning.
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12-27-2011, 10:24 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Here they just fine your ass, goes on your driving record. Then you get fucked by the insurance company
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12-27-2011, 10:26 AM
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Exploiting human weakness
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What some people don't realize is that seat belts sometimes end up killing a person. My sister would be dead had she been wearing hers because of the side impact.
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12-27-2011, 10:28 AM
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Lol that remind to this video:
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12-27-2011, 10:31 AM
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Why risk a concussion or something worse when you can walk away if such an occurrence presents itself? Then again, it is your prerogative not to wear one. (He probably let you go while thinking, "There goes a nominee for a Darwin award.")
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12-27-2011, 10:31 AM
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Gangster...
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12-27-2011, 10:32 AM
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wow you're so cool. i'm glad your one instance of where it will help you overrules the million times it will kill you if you don't have it
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12-27-2011, 10:35 AM
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i agree, you should never wear seatbelts or any safety device
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12-27-2011, 10:37 AM
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Have you ever been trapped by a seatbelt upside down in a burning car and died? NO didnt think so, so shut the fuck up |
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12-27-2011, 10:44 AM
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Always thought this was a cool commercial. Great opportunity for me to share it lol. |
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12-27-2011, 10:47 AM
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Some really stupid people in here.
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12-27-2011, 10:50 AM
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Darwin will deal with you in due time.
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12-27-2011, 10:51 AM
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 It's called preparing for the worst and hoping for the best.
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12-27-2011, 10:59 AM
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working on my tan
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My motorcycle doesn't have seat belts.
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12-27-2011, 10:59 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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i dont have a problem if anyone prefers to die - just don't keep others from using seatbelts and make sure your children are safe
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12-27-2011, 11:02 AM
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12-27-2011, 11:03 AM
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I have not yet installed a seatbelt on my toilet...
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12-27-2011, 11:22 AM
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<insert double face palm pic here>
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12-27-2011, 11:36 AM
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Not wearing seat belts is COOL!
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12-27-2011, 11:38 AM
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For every 10 times a belt saves a person it maybe kills one..
I have a friend in coma in 45 days now because he rolled over in his Landcruiser NOT wearing a seat belt.. went out the wind shield and had the car land on top of him. "Medical helicopter has flown a 34-year-old man from Bjæverskov in Midtsjælland to the National Hospital trauma center where he is currently being investigated for serious injuries after being thrown out of his car. A 34-year-old motorist was seriously injured when he was here for afternoon lost control of his car on Vollerslevvej by Bjæverskov in central Zealand. Watchkeeper from Midtsjællands Police said that the 34-year-old for an unknown reason lost control of his car. The car came in beating around and drove into a ditch, after which the car flew over the plate and hit a somersault before landing on the asphalt. The driver was ejected from the car and was trapped between his car and ditch and had to be freed of Falck's savior. His condition is so severe that medical helicopter was called in, and flew the injured motorist to traumecentret at the hospital where he is currently undergoing a series of studies. " |
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12-27-2011, 11:40 AM
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working on my tan
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12-27-2011, 11:43 AM
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Almost goners..
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12-27-2011, 11:44 AM
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Think about it: You could be thrown out through the windshield and end up smashing your lifeless body into the face of a 5 year old girl in the passenger seat in the other car
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12-27-2011, 11:48 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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12-27-2011, 12:16 PM
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So Fucking What
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Congrats to the winners
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12-27-2011, 12:27 PM
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I'm hoping you die I don't really care how.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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It's not that bad. Only had four accidents in my lifetime: -The two stop-sign incidents (complete write-offs that were the other drivers' fault) - one of my jeeps spinning out in the rain and glancing against a cliff (taking out the entire left side) as I was rushing to the airport (still made my flight) - my motorbike crash (which I will admit was totally due to an inflated sense of bravado). Such is the result of a private catholic school education and being able to drive a Jaguar XJ6 before I was 18. (Didn't crash that though!)
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See signature :)
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you are so damn cool, bro
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You are a badass!
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12-27-2011, 02:28 PM
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DJ trolling the fuck out of GFY again
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what a bunch of pussies in this thread
no wonder porn biz is dead |
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Pay It Forward
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cool story bro, but dont complain when you have a whiplash.
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Almost goners..
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pussies - I drive blindfolded on the highway .... at 150 miles per hour .... in reverse
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