Is Eric Ab-Normal...His technique is unorthodox... - GoFuckYourself.com

-=HOAX=- · 02-05-2003, 04:39 PM

He wipes from back to front...

Yes his ass...he reaches between his legs and pulls from his asshole to his balls...

While cheshire would not offer up any hints as to her technique (although we're fairly sure she "dabs"), both Jonasty and I consider ourselves normal in that we wipe from front to back and approach from the side.

How do you wipe? What would you consider the norm?

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2003, 04:43 PM

Well, front to back. I can't bend enough to do it like RAM. My gut gets in the way. I barely reach my crotch when I sit.

bawdy · 02-05-2003, 04:46 PM

attach from the side

start with first piece of paper wiping motion front to back... this should pick up the majority of klingon

second piece of paper is the cleanup crew and should be a scrubbing motion to insure that all dags are removed

wiping back to front is asking for chocolate to balls

Eric · 02-05-2003, 04:54 PM

One important piece of information that my pal Hoax has left out of the equation here is the Paper. Where some crumple. I believe that I can get away with a less Orthodox method in his eyes based on the fact that I fold. This allows me to be just as through and not deal with stray pieces of paper making a run to attach themselves to fingers, balls, butt cheeks, or any other foreign object in the wiping region.

This may be more info then you all needed to know. But we are in the sharing mood here today.

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 05:00 PM

we're supposed to wipe?

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 05:02 PM

man I just use my hands.. thanks mom for not teaching me this!

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
we're supposed to wipe?

I wipe on special occasions, such as christmas and april fools.

-=HOAX=- · 02-05-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
...or any other foreign object in the wiping region.

OK, OK....the whole topic has taken a drastic turn and I'm determined to get to the bottom of this...(AHEM)

Foreign OBJECTS in the wiping region...illuminate us about what type of foreign objects you find in your wiping area Eric? Left overs from the previous nights debouchery? Hemmorhoids?

Somebody wanna get in on this...Eric says he encounters, "Foreign Objects", in his wiping area...

Cheshire · 02-05-2003, 05:21 PM

Now you guys understand why I'm so traumatized...

These are the people I work with ~ and these are the conversations that they have around me.

Dirty, dirty boys.

exspamr · 02-05-2003, 05:26 PM

back to front... how is front to back a normal way... i fail to see how thats even efficient... you probably wind up looking like you just put on a fresh coat of brown nail polish

-=HOAX=- · 02-05-2003, 05:27 PM

Your facade looks beautiful today Cheshire...

-=HOAX=- · 02-05-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by exspamr
back to front... how is front to back a normal way... i fail to see how thats even efficient... you probably wind up looking like you just put on a fresh coat of brown nail polish

I fail to see how you back to fronters, keep from smearing dookie all over your grundle.

Eric · 02-05-2003, 05:30 PM

I think the best way to solve this is we all try it the other way for a couple days. Then come back with a much more informed report.

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I fail to see how you back to fronters, keep from smearing dookie all over your grundle.

true dat

SNOW · 02-05-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
He wipes from back to front...

Yes his ass...he reaches between his legs and pulls from his asshole to his balls...

While cheshire would not offer up any hints as to her technique (although we're fairly sure she "dabs"), both Jonasty and I consider ourselves normal in that we wipe from front to back and approach from the side.

How do you wipe? What would you consider the norm?

YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS MAN.. I SAID FUCKING NUTS....LOL

Smegma · 02-05-2003, 05:34 PM

Wipe? What are you talking about?

Cheshire · 02-05-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Your facade looks beautiful today Cheshire...

You're a doodie head.

-=HOAX=- · 02-05-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by SNOW

YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS MAN.. I SAID FUCKING NUTS....LOL

Pick a side dude...

Eric · 02-05-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW

YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS MAN.. I SAID FUCKING NUTS....LOL

No he is Nucking Futs!

02-05-2003, 04:39 PM	#1
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Is Eric Ab-Normal...His technique is unorthodox... He wipes from back to front... Yes his ass...he reaches between his legs and pulls from his asshole to his balls... While cheshire would not offer up any hints as to her technique (although we're fairly sure she "dabs"), both Jonasty and I consider ourselves normal in that we wipe from front to back and approach from the side. How do you wipe? What would you consider the norm? __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-05-2003, 04:43 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Well, front to back. I can't bend enough to do it like RAM. My gut gets in the way. I barely reach my crotch when I sit. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-05-2003, 04:54 PM	#4
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	One important piece of information that my pal Hoax has left out of the equation here is the Paper. Where some crumple. I believe that I can get away with a less Orthodox method in his eyes based on the fact that I fold. This allows me to be just as through and not deal with stray pieces of paper making a run to attach themselves to fingers, balls, butt cheeks, or any other foreign object in the wiping region. This may be more info then you all needed to know. But we are in the sharing mood here today. __________________ No One

02-05-2003, 05:00 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	we're supposed to wipe? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	man I just use my hands.. thanks mom for not teaching me this! __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

02-05-2003, 04:46 PM	#3
bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	attach from the side start with first piece of paper wiping motion front to back... this should pick up the majority of klingon second piece of paper is the cleanup crew and should be a scrubbing motion to insure that all dags are removed wiping back to front is asking for chocolate to balls

02-05-2003, 05:21 PM	#9
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Now you guys understand why I'm so traumatized... These are the people I work with ~ and these are the conversations that they have around me. Dirty, dirty boys. __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-05-2003, 05:26 PM	#10
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	back to front... how is front to back a normal way... i fail to see how thats even efficient... you probably wind up looking like you just put on a fresh coat of brown nail polish

02-05-2003, 05:27 PM	#11
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Your facade looks beautiful today Cheshire... __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-05-2003, 05:30 PM	#13
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I think the best way to solve this is we all try it the other way for a couple days. Then come back with a much more informed report. __________________ No One

02-05-2003, 05:34 PM	#16
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Wipe? What are you talking about?