My 14yr old dog will not attack people - GoFuckYourself.com

BJ · 01-06-2012, 11:51 PM

WTF is his problem?

edgeprod · 01-06-2012, 11:53 PM

Not hungry enough, likely, or treated too well by humans to hate them. Good job, you're not an asshole.

BJ · 01-06-2012, 11:57 PM

He goes outside, talks shit, but never follows through. The worst part, he seems happy with that.

edgeprod · 01-07-2012, 12:00 AM

Maybe he feels that words are weapons. Don't judge.

raymor · 01-07-2012, 12:02 AM

Trapped bears attack people. That's why bears aren't kept as pets. Dogs generally don't attack humans, which is why they can live with humans.

I heard today that 2% of all dogs are pit bulls. 30% of all dog attacks are by pit bulls. If what I heard on the radio is at least roughly accurate, that would mean pit bulls are fifteen times as likely to attack than the average dog. They would then be the exception to my statement that dogs rarely attack.

marzzo · 01-07-2012, 12:02 AM

He's might be a little bit insecure because of all the stupid costumes you make him wear.

Spunky · 01-07-2012, 12:54 AM

Don't feed him for a week

RonTheDon · 01-07-2012, 01:04 AM

Bring him to my neighbors house.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 01-07-2012, 01:20 AM

gunpowder. he'll attack. you betcha.

nudecanada · 01-07-2012, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RonTheDon

Bring him to my neighbors house.

Heh heh

beerptrol · 01-07-2012, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ

He goes outside, talks shit, but never follows through. The worst part, he seems happy with that.

He'd fit in here at GFY

Emil · 01-07-2012, 08:20 AM

The problem is that you are white.

Paul Markham · 01-07-2012, 08:30 AM

My 9 month old puppy will only attack me.

Today there are children with adults, dressed as the 3 kings going around collecting for charity and sweets for themselves, like carol singers. So when we went for a walk we saw a group and Rajah was wagging his tail and wanted to go over to them.

I gave him the command "Attack" and "Kill". And he attacked me, jumped up paw as high as he could get them.

So I told him to get down and told him to bark at the kids. So he barked at me, then jumped up again and continued barking.

This he thinks is very clever and funny. So did the kids.

I knew what he would do of course and it would make amuse the kids. In the village, they all know him and me. And know all he will do is lick people to death.

Grapesoda · 01-07-2012, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ

WTF is his problem?

run around behind the fence with a mask???

Grapesoda · 01-07-2012, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor

Trapped bears attack people. That's why bears aren't kept as pets. Dogs generally don't attack humans, which is why they can live with humans.

I heard today that 2% of all dogs are pit bulls. 30% of all dog attacks are by pit bulls. If what I heard on the radio is at least roughly accurate, that would mean pit bulls are fifteen times as likely to attack than the average dog. They would then be the exception to my statement that dogs rarely attack.

yes but if say something like 'x' minority is 12% of the population and yet commits 80% of the violent crime you would get in hot water so don't be bashing pit bulls

2intense · 01-07-2012, 09:22 AM

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He's might be a little bit insecure because of all the stupid costumes you make him wear.

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