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01-10-2012, 03:56 PM
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DirtyPeach.com
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My girlfriend is pissed
Today is her birthday, and I did something special for her and got her a subscription to Good Housekeeping. Now she won't talk to me. What did I do?
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01-10-2012, 03:59 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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You acknowledged her... Big mistake - Had you ignored the B Day, that would have been better...
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01-10-2012, 03:59 PM
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kill her .....
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01-10-2012, 04:01 PM
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DirtyPeach.com
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But then won't the pussy stink?
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01-10-2012, 04:02 PM
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Hire a maid.
Your gf is thinking you see her just as some kind of free maid for the future ...  |
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01-10-2012, 04:31 PM
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take advantage of her while she is drunk :D
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01-10-2012, 04:32 PM
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working on my tan
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Perfect.
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01-10-2012, 04:39 PM
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Making PHP work
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Did she retaliate by subscribing you to getlarger.com?
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01-10-2012, 04:47 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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My girlfriend has to ask me nicely to beat her. Anything else?
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01-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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DirtyPeach.com
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01-10-2012, 05:19 PM
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The fact that you put up with her this long should be enough of a present.
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01-10-2012, 05:30 PM
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For the last time your mom does not count as a GF.
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01-10-2012, 06:07 PM
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01-10-2012, 06:23 PM
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"Good Housekeeping?" What the hell would she want to be out of the kitchen for? Should have gotten her a cookbook, that's why she's pissed.
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01-10-2012, 06:43 PM
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You read Good Housekeeping when it comes and then she will want to read it
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01-10-2012, 07:26 PM
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You should of included a new vacuum and iron then she would of been happy.
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