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Old 01-14-2012, 11:08 AM   #1
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Networking with the Illuminati

Those Illuminati members need help, advice, info, friendship, errands ran, health tips, etc just like everyone else. The Illuminati may be close to carrying out their plans for total world domination, crashing our economic system, and killing off 90% of humanity via vaccines, toxic GMO food, chemtrails, etc but at the end of they day they are human (well mostly) just like the rest of us would appreciate if the Ron Paul supporters would be a little bit more tolerant and sensitive. The Illuminati members get depressed when they constantly read all this slander about themselves on the internets.

I am currently helping an Illuminati member with his diet because he is feeling a little bit run down lately and has been worried his cancer is returning. Yeah really I almost lost him as a friend/associate because I stood him up for lunch at a Bellevue hotspot this week but it seems we have smoothed things out via email the last 24 hours.

That is all. Carry on worker bees

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Old 01-14-2012, 11:12 AM   #2
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i tried to understand your post but i just drank fluoridated water out of a plastic bottle. what does it mean?
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:17 AM   #3
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i tried to understand your post but i just drank fluoridated water out of a plastic bottle. what does it mean?
Drink up Drink up! The more you drink the closer you will be to being fully liberated of your pesky pineal gland. I mean really, when was the last time your pineal gland did anything for you other than make you see reality? Reality sucks.

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Old 01-14-2012, 11:36 AM   #4
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:33 PM   #5
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I just played bingo with the Pope. We exchanged recipes and stuff too.
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:36 PM   #6
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:47 PM   #7
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Your name should be delusional.
Thank you for your kind words and sustenance.
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:50 PM   #8
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I always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake but thanks for making it clear for everybody else too.

Illuminati are a long dead group that were never the bad guys. They were in fact the good guys.
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:07 PM   #9
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I always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake but thanks for making it clear for everybody else too.

Illuminati are a long dead group that were never the bad guys. They were in fact the good guys.
Well it seems to be getting tougher and tougher to get thread views on GFY so I am getting desperate. Soon I will be so desperate that I will mention Paul Markham and/or Brazzers in my thread titles like many other GFY members currently do.
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Why does Ron Paul always have to be tied with the conspiracy people..
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Old 01-14-2012, 03:19 PM   #11
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Why does Ron Paul always have to be tied with the conspiracy people..
I am a paid disinfo agent. We get paid to post about Ron Paul and in the same breath we also mention aliens, the illuminati, and reptilians in order to discredit Ron Paul by association with ludicrous theories. True story bro
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Those Illuminati members need help, advice, info, friendship, errands ran, health tips, etc just like everyone else. The Illuminati may be close to carrying out their plans for total world domination, crashing our economic system, and killing off 90% of humanity via vaccines, toxic GMO food, chemtrails, etc but at the end of they day they are human (well mostly) just like the rest of us would appreciate if the Ron Paul supporters would be a little bit more tolerant and sensitive. The Illuminati members get depressed when they constantly read all this slander about themselves on the internets.

I am currently helping an Illuminati member with his diet because he is feeling a little bit run down lately and has been worried his cancer is returning. Yeah really I almost lost him as a friend/associate because I stood him up for lunch at a Bellevue hotspot this week but it seems we have smoothed things out via email the last 24 hours.

That is all. Carry on worker bees
Can you please put in a word for me and tell him to pass it to the Council of 300 to STOP spraying the living shit out of our skies with all those toxic nasties already! Thanks.
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Old 01-14-2012, 08:24 PM   #13
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If I could time travel I would go back and vote for Nixon. Seriously.

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did he show you his member card?
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:36 PM   #15
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Can you please put in a word for me and tell him to pass it to the Council of 300 to STOP spraying the living shit out of our skies with all those toxic nasties already! Thanks.
Sorry, the plan is for MORE spraying not less. Not even worth asking.
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:37 PM   #16
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did he show you his member card?
Reptilians do not need membership cards. Go Ron Paul! (see how I discredited Ron Paul there?)

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On my way to the Renton Walmart so scope out the single mother scene. Nighty night

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Old 01-14-2012, 09:40 PM   #18
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What does it mean, and how can we make money from it lol.
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What does it mean, and how can we make money from it lol.
It is so hilarious that people think it is some "conspiracy theory" that the skies are sprayed with various chemicals. It is called "geo engineering" and it is funded by some of the wealthiest people on the planet. It is real you stupid miserable fucks. They don't even try to hide it. Listen, most humans are so fucking dumb and such victims to neanderthal psychology that they are in complete denial about many things that are right in front of their noses. This is why I no longer disagree with any potential plans by the elites to wipe out most of humanity. If you are so dumb and in complete denial that you think that people who talk about the skies being sprayed are nutjobs then what purpose do you really serve on this Earth? Research "geo engineering". It is real. It happens. It will become more and more common. Just because your idiot box on your wall in the living room does not pump this info to you via CNN, Fox News, NBC, etc does not mean it is not real.

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It is so hilarious that people think it is some "conspiracy theory" that the skies are sprayed with various chemicals. It is called "geo engineering" and it is funded by some of the wealthiest people on the planet. It is real you stupid miserable fucks. They don't even try to hide it. Listen, most humans are so fucking dumb and such victims to neanderthal psychology that they are in complete denial about many things that are right in front of their noses. This is why I no longer disagree with any potential plans by the elites to wipe out most of humanity. If you are so dumb and in complete denial that you think that people who talk about the skies being sprayed are nutjobs then what purpose do you really serve on this Earth? Research "geo engineering". It is real. It happens. It will become more and more common. Just because your idiot box on your wall in the living room does not pump this info to you via CNN, Fox News, NBC, etc does not mean it is not real.

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They should have thought that through. They're killing themselves.

The elite can be so stupid.
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They don't do it everywhere, which incidentally is where you will find them.
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They don't do it everywhere, which incidentally is where you will find them.
I just turned my fan on to blow it towards them.
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I like the idea of conspiracies surrounding chem trails , particularly as I live in a place too poor for any air other traffic. It's really fucking obvious.

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I'm sure SOPA, and PIPA should take care of their little internets problem nicely.
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