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DamianJ · 02-10-2012, 07:30 AM

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"Here?s one of those things that makes you look, then look again and then wonder why it isn?t an INTEGRAL PART OF ALL OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVES FOR GOD?S SAKE.

Yes, it?s the horizontal shower, and instantly removes all of that complicated ?standing up? stuff from your daily shower. Hell, you probably wouldn?t even have to bother waking up if you didn?t feel like it.

This was revealed to a world that didn?t even realise it was missing it at a trade show in Basel, Switzerland a few weeks and boasts an Ambience Tuning Technique system. We don?t know what that it, but it sounds better than a dial that goes up to nine.

There?s no word on when, how or why this will become available to the general public but we?re saving up for one for BW HQ right now. Below is the comments box where one or two smart arses will tell us that this sort of thing has been widely available since the 1940s. Yes ?The Real Bob?, we?re looking at you?."

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RebelR · 02-10-2012, 07:38 AM

Cool Idea, would be awesome if they had those pulse shower heads that would give you a massage, but most home's plumbing couldn't handle the amount of water needed to run it, it would be more like 5 people were peeing on you.

cybermike · 02-10-2012, 08:02 AM

Does the shower include the model? :O

AaronM · 02-10-2012, 08:20 AM

This is new?

Dosha Salon Spa in Portland has had that for at least 7 years.

globofun · 02-10-2012, 08:22 AM

WTF! She's sleeping on the shower table.....I do not see it easy to wash lying down!

Axelo9 · 02-10-2012, 08:22 AM

nice girl!

bronco67 · 02-10-2012, 08:25 AM

I never wanted to be a water jet until now.

By the way, it looks like you'll get clean on six very specific small spots on your body. Isn't the moving around and being able to stand in the shower what makes it's cleaning power so effective?

I can see myself cracking an elbow on the marble while trying to wash all my nooks and crannies.

adendreams · 02-10-2012, 08:29 AM

Ive been getting table showers at rub n tugs for years

Tom_PM · 02-10-2012, 08:40 AM

Lying down where your family members just shed all their dead skin? Hmmm gonna go with no thanks on that one!

calvinawe · 02-10-2012, 09:01 AM

for me this looks more complicated than a standing shower, but it's maybe just me.

NaughtyVisions · 02-10-2012, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe

for me this looks more complicated than a standing shower, but it's maybe just me.

Yeah. It looks like it'll just make it easier to fuck in the shower.

The Heron · 02-10-2012, 09:05 AM

Looks stupid

Scott McD · 02-10-2012, 09:13 AM

I piss in the shower so no thanks...

DarkJedi · 02-10-2012, 09:19 AM

not sure what the use of it.

i mean a shower is meant for you to quickly wash yourself and get the fuck out.

if you want to relax, the are better ways (a jacuzzi or a bath tub)

Sophie Delancey · 02-10-2012, 09:28 AM

It's pretty, but the reality would be rolling around on the table, bashing your knees and potentially falling off trying to soap up and then ensure the soap actually gets rinsed away.

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Looks stupid

It certain wouldn't clean the parts you want to clean but looks awesome & I bet would be so relaxing...

A shower, a bath & this in your bathroom... I bet I'd hear no complaints

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Want:

Who wants to see more

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

It certain wouldn't clean the parts you want to clean but looks awesome & I bet would be so relaxing...

A shower, a bath & this in your bathroom... I bet I'd hear no complaints

Actually, looking at these photos, they do different sized heads... The larger shower heads look best

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Actually, looking at these photos, they do different sized heads... The larger shower heads look best

My bad.... not different sized shower heads, the same but at a different angle

John-ACWM · 02-10-2012, 12:59 PM

Looks interesting anyways.

{Psycho} · 02-10-2012, 01:10 PM

Wow say it first time

Really great post more if you have

RyuLion · 02-10-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cybermike

Does the shower include the model? :O

I wanna know this too!

JFK · 02-10-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Lying down where your family members just shed all their dead skin? Hmmm gonna go with no thanks on that one!

Thanks for that picture

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Lying down where your family members just shed all their dead skin? Hmmm gonna go with no thanks on that one!

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Originally Posted by JFK

Thanks for that picture

No need to get a picture, let's keep it sensible.... The water is washed down the drain as is the scum

L-Pink · 02-10-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I piss in the shower so no thanks...

Those will waste a lot of clean water.

EroTechnology · 02-10-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I piss in the shower so no thanks...

Me too mate. I much prefer to piss in the shower than take a pee prior to getting in there.

ErectMedia · 02-10-2012, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

"Here?s one of those things that makes you look, then look again and then wonder why it isn?t an INTEGRAL PART OF ALL OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVES FOR GOD?S SAKE.

Cause we don't need more...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/50146

Fetish Gimp · 02-10-2012, 10:18 PM

That's a bit too much like a coroner's table.

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Cause we don't need more...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/50146

Love it

I was thinking, this would be nice to enjoy after using the home gym in the room next door

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

That's a bit too much like a coroner's table.

depending on the size of your bathroom. You could make it look rather stylish. Maybe some floral displays underneath.... Let's just not have loads of black roses

Jakez · 02-10-2012, 11:51 PM

Would be cool to relax in. But for taking a shower and washing up? Pain in the ass..

EddyTheDog · 02-11-2012, 12:00 AM

It would be better if it was one big 'shower head' so it was like being in heavy rain....

02-10-2012, 07:30 AM	#1
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Shower lying down Want: "Here?s one of those things that makes you look, then look again and then wonder why it isn?t an INTEGRAL PART OF ALL OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVES FOR GOD?S SAKE. Yes, it?s the horizontal shower, and instantly removes all of that complicated ?standing up? stuff from your daily shower. Hell, you probably wouldn?t even have to bother waking up if you didn?t feel like it. This was revealed to a world that didn?t even realise it was missing it at a trade show in Basel, Switzerland a few weeks and boasts an Ambience Tuning Technique system. We don?t know what that it, but it sounds better than a dial that goes up to nine. There?s no word on when, how or why this will become available to the general public but we?re saving up for one for BW HQ right now. Below is the comments box where one or two smart arses will tell us that this sort of thing has been widely available since the 1940s. Yes ?The Real Bob?, we?re looking at you?." via http://www.bitterwallet.com/

02-10-2012, 07:38 AM	#2
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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	This is new? Dosha Salon Spa in Portland has had that for at least 7 years.

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I never wanted to be a water jet until now. By the way, it looks like you'll get clean on six very specific small spots on your body. Isn't the moving around and being able to stand in the shower what makes it's cleaning power so effective? I can see myself cracking an elbow on the marble while trying to wash all my nooks and crannies. __________________ Last edited by bronco67; 02-10-2012 at 08:28 AM..

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02-10-2012, 09:05 AM	#12
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,487	Looks stupid

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02-10-2012, 09:19 AM	#14
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	not sure what the use of it. i mean a shower is meant for you to quickly wash yourself and get the fuck out. if you want to relax, the are better ways (a jacuzzi or a bath tub)

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Sophie Delancey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,249	It's pretty, but the reality would be rolling around on the table, bashing your knees and potentially falling off trying to soap up and then ensure the soap actually gets rinsed away. __________________ Bright Desire - Smart, sensual porn. [email protected] Skype - SophieDelancey Twitter - @SophieDelancey ICQ - 602670915

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02-11-2012, 12:00 AM	#31
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,067	It would be better if it was one big 'shower head' so it was like being in heavy rain....