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Juicy D. Links · 02-17-2012, 06:38 PM

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

Spunky · 02-17-2012, 06:44 PM

Child support

TisMe · 02-17-2012, 06:44 PM

Onesies, you can not have too many of them.

NaughtyRob · 02-17-2012, 06:50 PM

Get them older kid clothes, not newborn. Get like 3-6 month or 6-9 month.

DarkJedi · 02-17-2012, 07:20 PM

A pitbull dog

asdasd · 02-17-2012, 07:22 PM

A television set

candyflip · 02-17-2012, 07:22 PM

My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

Brent 3dSexCash · 02-17-2012, 07:24 PM

I have a 1 year old now, so I'm going to list the weird things we got that helped a LOT when my daughter was born:

teething toys
a "mommy clip" (it's a huge ass clip that looks like a rock climber)
a warmer for wipes (it's like 20$, and saves me a lot of screaming)
a gift certificate for a night out (that first month = little rest, good to get out)
a case of beer for the dad (put a bow on it, and now it's classy san diego)
dr browns bottle warmer
a "glider" (not a rocking chair)
a nice playmat....we got the wagamama baby zabu (http://www.pnmag.com/maternity-baby-...mama-baby-zabu) BEST FUCKING THING EVER

don't worry about toys. for the first few weeks, the baby can't really do anything but look up. probably the gift i liked the most was that wagamama playmat because it gave you 10 seconds to run to the bathroom to piss knowing that your daughter can't roll out of the mat she's on.

my daughter's favorite? wipe warmer. if you use cold wipes on her now, she SCREAMS

Imortyl Pussycat · 02-17-2012, 07:25 PM

i always buy one of these blankets with the tags around the outside. babies love to suck on the tag on their blanket so this group made them with tags all the way around..genius.
http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/t-TGWhereToBuy.aspx

candyflip · 02-17-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

i always buy one of these blankets with the tags around the outside. babies love to suck on the tag on their blanket so this group made them with tags all the way around..genius.
http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/t-TGWhereToBuy.aspx

Done those too:

baddog · 02-17-2012, 07:41 PM

Diapers or a diaper service for a couple months

tabasco · 02-17-2012, 07:42 PM

dedicated server. see sig

DEA · 02-17-2012, 07:42 PM

stock in disney

Best-In-BC · 02-17-2012, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

Metal Polish ?

bushwacker · 02-17-2012, 08:27 PM

A shotgun.....for future use.

Rachael_Nalem · 02-17-2012, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Child support

Jajaja.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

Definitely diapers!

Tony Soundview · 02-17-2012, 08:37 PM

Baby bottles. All sizes. The good anti gas ones. Not the cheap ones A diaper genie, holds dirty diapers.

ottopottomouse · 02-18-2012, 05:40 AM

earplugs.

redwhiteandblue · 02-18-2012, 05:49 AM

Porn subscription - he won't be getting any more sex for a while.

Markul · 02-18-2012, 05:55 AM

MONEY those things are expensive, especially when you wife runs away with one of them and sends you bills. A new one move in with one and that's just more bills.

On a more serious note, if the mom doesn't have one of these, get her one:

V_RocKs · 02-18-2012, 05:56 AM

A gun to eventually shoot her laptop with.

alextokyo · 02-18-2012, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

On a more serious note, if the mom doesn't have one of these, get her one:

An obese boomerang?

seeandsee · 02-18-2012, 06:25 AM

Some spiderman toys for start

digitalfantasies · 02-18-2012, 06:40 AM

get him some alcohol

Emil · 02-18-2012, 06:56 AM

Give them a boy.

Grapesoda · 02-18-2012, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

this is the hot item: http://www.toysrus.com/eGiftcard/index.jsp

O MARINA · 02-18-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

earplugs.

martinsc · 02-18-2012, 08:20 AM

gift certificate for a baby stuff shop......

brassmonkey · 02-18-2012, 08:38 AM

dora the explorer dvds dogg

AllAboutCams · 02-18-2012, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

does she have a website

RazorSharpe · 02-18-2012, 08:48 AM

The best gift you can give the mom is a spa treatment. After birth, they should be pampered so she'll get a chance to get her nails done, have a massage, get her hair treated to some TLC, etc.

Just a thought ....

LiveDose · 02-18-2012, 09:05 AM

Some type of local meal delivery service gift card so they don't have to worry about heavy cooking for a while.

L-Pink · 02-18-2012, 09:23 AM

Get them a stripper starter kit.

.

Yngwie · 02-18-2012, 10:22 AM

a chastity belt. haha

LandingPower · 02-18-2012, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

A shotgun.....for future use.

damn you beat me to it

candyflip · 02-18-2012, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate

does she have a website

She's on Etsy. Hit me up and I'll send you a link.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-18-2012, 11:52 AM

ADG

v4 media · 02-18-2012, 12:05 PM

Fleshlight, kids love sticking their fingers in things, and the dad can have it when she's older.

JFK · 02-18-2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

a chastity belt. haha

or condoms

Tippy · 02-18-2012, 12:36 PM

A baby swing like this http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?...1911&pcat=bgsw

ElleSorbet · 02-20-2012, 01:07 AM

I'd definitely hit up Etsy. There's a ton of cute shit there. And people love handmade stuff. I love that site - from both a selling & buying point.

astronaut x · 02-20-2012, 05:28 AM

PIE?

its good right?

Nicky · 02-20-2012, 07:23 AM

Earplugs and gasmask

helenaBlue · 02-20-2012, 08:35 AM

something like these?
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Cate...i+-ni+1-x+-pu+

pornguy · 02-20-2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

Dont know Candyflip or his GF but let me say these are needed more than you can imagine so a about 10 or so would be a great gift.

Cyndalie · 02-20-2012, 09:01 AM

A "Snuggy Poo" aka "lovey"
My 4 year old still sleeps with hers

cherrylula · 02-20-2012, 09:18 AM

My favorite thing ever when I had my baby was the baby wipe warmer.

You change their diapers all day long, and when you clean their bottom with cold baby wipes they hate it. I would too! lol

Baby wipe warmers, I thought that sounded ridiculous til I bought one. It spares the little one from so much discomfort and makes mom and baby happier. lol

bronco67 · 02-20-2012, 10:30 AM

My brother really appreciated the diapers I bought for his daughter for her first few months. I Amazoned it.

John-ACWM · 02-21-2012, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

Get them older kid clothes, not newborn. Get like 3-6 month or 6-9 month.

Agree! will always come in handy

Mr Pheer · 02-21-2012, 10:24 AM

50 baby girls

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