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ClickCastX · 02-20-2012, 07:10 AM

It's been six months since I moved in in the suburbs and to my dismay, there's an unchecked feline population in our community. Since Christmas, I've been getting nocturnal visits from street cats, peeing on the back and front doors of my house, and stinking up the place! The smell is atrocious and the caterwauling is driving me nuts!

Is there a way I can get rid of there fuckers? I've tried placing a mixture of paprika and black pepper but it isn't working. What else can I do?

Emil · 02-20-2012, 07:14 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101.../dp/B000071NUS

Or why not a portable electric fence where they pee?

BNMedia · 02-20-2012, 07:17 AM

Get a dog!

ClickCastX · 02-20-2012, 07:28 AM

Dogs aren't really a deterrent. :-(

AllAboutCams · 02-20-2012, 07:29 AM

spray bleach around they dont like the smell works for dogs too

Grapesoda · 02-20-2012, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

spray bleach around they dont like the smell works for dogs too

try planting garlic and onions as well..

Shotsie · 02-20-2012, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

spray bleach around they dont like the smell works for dogs too

Lemon juice, too. Or just shoot them with an air rifle. Or set some bear traps out for them, or something similar. Live traps Here:

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stephane76 · 02-20-2012, 07:34 AM

Remove all cat feces and urine small first!
They usually go back to where they went the first times...

Spread Mothballs all around your yard, they hate the smell...
or get them wet, super soaker or automatic Sprinklers.

BladeZ · 02-20-2012, 07:36 AM

Get a dog.

helenaBlue · 02-20-2012, 07:36 AM

Do you have a hot girl kitty inside? or why are they marking your house?

ottopottomouse · 02-20-2012, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Felix, on GoFuckACat.com

It's been six months since this miserable twat moved in here and to my dismay, there's just no way of getting rid of him from our community. Since Christmas, along with all the other cats in the neighbourhood I've been peeing on the back and front doors of the house every night, and stinking up the place! The smell is atrocious and we really hoped the caterwauling would be driving him nuts!

Is there a way we can get rid of this fucker? He's been placing a mixture of paprika and black pepper around the garden and it's quite annoying and we'd really like him gone. What else can we do?

maybe .

globofun · 02-20-2012, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stephane76

Remove all cat feces and urine small first!
They usually go back to where they went the first times...

Spread Mothballs all around your yard, they hate the smell...
or get them wet, super soaker or automatic Sprinklers.

That's the best advice......moth balls will do it.....and have fun getting them wet....I used to wait for them with a large bucket of water.......too funny!

raymor · 02-20-2012, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stephane76

Remove all cat feces and urine small first!
They usually go back to where they went the first time.

You'll want an enzyme based urine remover for this. It completely removes the smell even from something soaked in cat urine.

ClickCastX · 02-20-2012, 08:16 AM

Cam I just use bleach on the piss and shit?

Jacob[Soft] · 02-20-2012, 08:37 AM

you need something that will make them to be scared

maybe something like this ? https://youtube.com/watch?v=gyGe50KBgmI

CrocMint · 02-20-2012, 08:41 AM

Cats are cute.
They reduce population of mice and rats.

CaptainHowdy · 02-20-2012, 08:47 AM

Turn yourself into a cat and convince them to go away ...

L-Pink · 02-20-2012, 08:56 AM

Motion controlled water sprinkler.

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blazin · 02-20-2012, 09:08 AM

Paprika and black pepper isn't going to deter them..

I had a problem with cats tearing up the bins after I put them out.. leaving litter all over the place..

Try this pepper.... scotch bonnet

chop up a few of these real fine... make sure the seeds are chopped in there too... add some water and spray where you don't want the cat to go...

Tom_PM · 02-20-2012, 09:11 AM

You could call animal control.

cherrylula · 02-20-2012, 09:16 AM

Nope. You're gonna have to move, or get a really yappy dog. Even then, yeah a lot of cats snark at dogs.

They say the killing of cats is what led to an explosion of the rat population and caused the black plague. So they do serve a purpose but fuck a bunch of shitting and pissing felines! lol

MrBottomTooth · 02-20-2012, 09:21 AM

A weak pellet or BB gun. Shoot them in the ass enough and they won't return. Just get one of the crappy plastic ones they sell at hardware stores, not a powerful one.

alextokyo · 02-20-2012, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickCastX

Dogs aren't really a deterrent. :-(

Then get a couple of alligators.

CurrentlySober · 02-20-2012, 09:31 AM

Use your yard as your OWN bathroom for a week or so - Fully mark your own territory. That will stop them.

CurrentlySober · 02-20-2012, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickCastX

Dogs aren't really a deterrent. :-(

Have you considered keeping a few pigs?

alextokyo · 02-20-2012, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacob[Soft]

you need something that will make them to be scared

maybe something like this ? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYjfKnQa6g

Fixed.

I'm fucking telling you man, a couple of these will solve all your cat problems. Also good for mice, rats, racoons, badgers, children, nagging wives, burglars, cops, etc.

~Ray · 02-20-2012, 10:57 AM

Feliway. Cats either gland mark or spray, they will not do both in one spot. Feliway mimics the gland marking and cats will not spray over it. So spray Feliway where you do not want cats spraying.

2ndxachrm · 02-20-2012, 11:03 AM

I Find Pellet guns work real well.

Antonio · 02-20-2012, 11:10 AM

Fuck them. Literally! ..... no, wait, this doesn't sound right

DBS.US · 02-20-2012, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

spray bleach around they dont like the smell works for dogs too

I had a Bangle cat and it loved the smell of bleach

DaddyHalbucks · 02-20-2012, 11:28 AM

Trap them, one by one.

Scott McD · 02-20-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 2ndxachrm

I Find Pellet guns work real well.

Better be a joke...

Barry-xlovecam · 02-20-2012, 02:21 PM

Just don't walk in the dog poop

Mike Honcho · 02-20-2012, 02:44 PM

Usually solves those type of issues.

brassmonkey · 02-20-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

try planting garlic and onions as well..

yep onion is a poison to cats.

MichaelP · 02-20-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie

Or just shoot them with an air rifle. Or set some bear traps out for them, or something similar....

newB · 02-20-2012, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yep onion is a poison to cats.

So is garlic. They both cause hemolytic anemia in dogs and cats - basically causing their red blood cells to rupture.

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TheDoc · 02-20-2012, 03:39 PM

Add motion senors to sprinklers to get rid of cats. Then fertilize your neighbors flower gardens with catnip. Problem solved.

tical · 02-20-2012, 06:45 PM

I had the same problem here. I tried just about everything. It is the males that are coming around spraying and marking their territory. They do this even more when females are around.

The trick here is, don't disrupt the population by catching the cats and taking them away / killing them. That will just leave an opening for other cats to come in and take their place.

The only way I fixed my problem was to buy a cheap cat trap and set it out. After a few days I caught a male cat.

Once you catch a cat (but do this for any cat), find a pet shelter / animal sanctuary that will spay / neuter them. Most do it for free but some cost like $30 bucks or so for each cat.

Once you get them fixed, just let them go right back where you caught them.

They will still run shit around your area and keep other cats away but they will not bother spraying as much (if any) because the hormonal drive will be removed.

Fixing the females would help control the local population so that other new cats (babies) don't start hanging around.

My problem was fixed once I caught and fixed 2 males.

It's a pain in the ass to have to do that but once it's done it's done.

Trust me, I tried everything... mothballs, coyote pellets, motion activated water nozzles, all that shit. This was the only thing that worked.

Vjo · 02-20-2012, 07:09 PM

White vinegar is the answer.

First take a couple gallons or more of pure white vinegar and pour it directly on the areas to wash and cut the piss.

Second get a plant mister or squirt gun and shoot a lil pure white vinegar over their head the first time so they get a little smell of the mist.

Usually you will not have to use a direct shot as the glancing shots or shots over their head and they will move on.

Please dont use bleach AT ALL as that is really cruel if they get it on themselves.

Pure vinegar will not poisen them or hurt them. Bleach surely will.

Vendzilla · 02-20-2012, 07:17 PM

paintball gun on full AUTO?

astronaut x · 02-20-2012, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

paintball gun on full AUTO?

wow, you are a cruel heartless mofo arent you?

wtf is a vendzilla anyways?

Is that some type of small Japanese automobile?

"Excuse me from this fine sushi meal geisha woman, I must hop in my Venzira and drive around Tokyo."

DEA · 02-20-2012, 07:47 PM

HerPimp · 02-21-2012, 03:45 AM

Water Scarecrow - motion sensored sprinklers

Scat in the Hat · 02-21-2012, 03:49 AM

I wish I could just walk around peeing on stuff.

Oh wait, I do.

u-Bob · 02-21-2012, 04:01 AM

semi related story:

My old house was a couple hundreds meters away from a football (soccer) field and there was a parking lot just behind my backyard. Every 2 weeks or so that parking lot would be filled with drunk football fans who thought it would be ok to piss against the fences of gardens that surrounded that parking lot.

This:

and some copper wire took care of that problem

pornmasta · 02-21-2012, 04:21 AM

call "anonymous" or "4chan" and tell them to take back their annoying cats.

pornmasta · 02-21-2012, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho

Usually solves those type of issues.

and put the video on youtube ;)

TrustCash · 02-21-2012, 11:08 AM

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tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	I had the same problem here. I tried just about everything. It is the males that are coming around spraying and marking their territory. They do this even more when females are around. The trick here is, don't disrupt the population by catching the cats and taking them away / killing them. That will just leave an opening for other cats to come in and take their place. The only way I fixed my problem was to buy a cheap cat trap and set it out. After a few days I caught a male cat. Once you catch a cat (but do this for any cat), find a pet shelter / animal sanctuary that will spay / neuter them. Most do it for free but some cost like $30 bucks or so for each cat. Once you get them fixed, just let them go right back where you caught them. They will still run shit around your area and keep other cats away but they will not bother spraying as much (if any) because the hormonal drive will be removed. Fixing the females would help control the local population so that other new cats (babies) don't start hanging around. My problem was fixed once I caught and fixed 2 males. It's a pain in the ass to have to do that but once it's done it's done. Trust me, I tried everything... mothballs, coyote pellets, motion activated water nozzles, all that shit. This was the only thing that worked. __________________ 112.020.756

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