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02-21-2012, 07:02 AM
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Designer/client alternative glossary
Just for fun. Any more to add???
Designers glossary of terms. We have over 10 years in the business We still use photoshop 5 Ive worked for "big name company" They hired me.. once. Then found someone better Our designs convert! They dont look very nice I can start work tommorow Nobody is hiring me... im crap. The industry standard is $xxx Its a figure i saw on someone elses portfolio We handcode everything We tried using sitegrinder but people started to notice We are the best in the world/industry/forum We are clearly not. Special discount! Was $500 now only $150 Its worth $20 Logos only $10!! Ive got a cracked copy of Djfonts FREE Unlimited revisions That get worse and worse each time you send it back to me You dont pay until your happy! We both know im crap. But im prepared to work for .25c an hour Client glossary of terms Take your time on this.. I want more than ive paid for DO a good job on this and ive got tons more work for you. I'll order a banner or two after I can send you loads of work I want something for free I used to be a designer too I'm going to pick holes and critisize eveything you do. IM your NIGHTMARE client!!
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02-21-2012, 07:04 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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"DO a good job on this and ive got tons more work for you.
I'll order a banner or two after" this is my fave you posted heheh lol
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 Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com -  recent work - About me
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02-21-2012, 07:52 AM
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Русня, идите нахуй! |
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02-21-2012, 08:09 AM
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I want you to build something like Facebook. My budget is only $20.
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02-21-2012, 08:45 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hahahaha, :S
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Beautiful And Usable Web Design Creations For The Adult Industry Since 2003
I'm Yuu, Designer and Content Producer Paysites - Affiliate Programs - Dating & Cam Sites - Mainstream Projects - Tube Sites - Banners - Wordpress Themes - NATs integration - Landing Pages Check my Portfolio and Content Production Offers |
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02-21-2012, 09:44 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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02-21-2012, 10:55 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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