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Minte · 02-25-2012, 01:24 PM

Sweet machine! 2012 Smartcar. 41mpg.

L-Pink · 02-25-2012, 01:27 PM

Tired of getting Christmas cards from OPEC huh?

oscer · 02-25-2012, 01:30 PM

Those little things are death traps and they are way expensive for what they are

Minte · 02-25-2012, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tired of getting Christmas cards from OPEC huh?

Helluva deal. 3 year lease. 0 down and $99.00 a month. I prepaid the lease for $4012.00 total so there was no interest added. My Panamera gets about 12mpg, and my AMG does 14mpg. IfI drive this to the office twice a week it pays for itself at today's gas prices. And it's actually fun to drive.

Spunky · 02-25-2012, 01:34 PM

The chicks are going to dig it

fuzebox · 02-25-2012, 01:36 PM

Minte · 02-25-2012, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscer

Those little things are death traps and they are way expensive for what they are

Any vehicle is a deathtrap with the wrong person driving it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-25-2012, 01:47 PM

Good luck...

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Relentless · 02-25-2012, 02:09 PM

Does it fit someone over 6' ?

Minte · 02-25-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Does it fit someone over 6' ?

I'm 6' and there is at least 6" of headroom. It's a lot roomier inside than my Lambo.

fuzebox · 02-25-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Does it fit someone over 6' ?

I think there's a lot of misconception about the size of a car and the amount of room for tall people. Smaller cars are generally designed with this in mind. One of the cars I had the most leg room in was a Miata, and I'm 6'4.

L-Pink · 02-25-2012, 02:16 PM

Thread saver and recommended bumper sticker.

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sicone · 02-25-2012, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Minte

I'm 6' and there is at least 6" of headroom. It's a lot roomier inside than my Lambo.

Real world problems like that must suck.

tabasco · 02-25-2012, 02:25 PM

anexsia · 02-25-2012, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

epitome · 02-25-2012, 02:45 PM

You have a garage that has cars most people envy (except maybe Bill Marriott, his garageS are sick), and your smart car is what is getting you wet. You're going too LA Minte.

JFK · 02-25-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 02-25-2012, 03:07 PM

Girly car

Double trouble · 02-25-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Minte · 02-25-2012, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

You have a garage that has cars most people envy (except maybe Bill Marriott, his garageS are sick), and your smart car is what is getting you wet. You're going too LA Minte.

There is something very satifying about driving past a gas station and not stopping.

Minte · 02-25-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

Girly car

really, why is that?

Vendzilla · 02-25-2012, 04:04 PM

Pimp it out Minte

Paul&John · 02-25-2012, 04:17 PM

Can you donate me your old lambo then?

27tim · 02-25-2012, 04:31 PM

Nice new Smart car dude - As for the above video I didn't watch but from memory its a smart car hitting a non deformable concrete barrier at 80mph executed by the show 5th Gear in the UK.

NCAP in Europe, the governing body for the testing and classification of the saftey of cars doesn't actually crash cars over 40mph in any non deformable test as its considered non survivable. I was amazed at how the smart stood up, as I recall you could still open one of the doors. There are far many cars on the road that are way more of a death trap than a smart, I'd drive one anyday, and as you say driving past gas stations is fun, filling up is a ball ache.

ErectMedia · 02-25-2012, 04:40 PM

I dig small cars and good gas mileage as I drive a honda 27-32 mpg normally but have pushed 40 on expressway with cruise on, that one just a little too small for my comfort. Around town no problem but getting on expressway etc... I'd pass. Your dough so if it makes ya happy all that matters

biskoppen · 02-25-2012, 04:44 PM

Congrats on your new car, I think its a good buy.. don't listen to the haters.

Relentless · 02-25-2012, 05:22 PM

How in the world is that a girly car?!

Their ad slogan should be:
"Any jackass can get laid driving a Lamborghini, only a real man can get laid driving a SmartCar" TM

MaDalton · 02-25-2012, 05:58 PM

i have been driving a Smart in the past a couple of times and while it's not my thing personally, everyone who keeps saying they won't fit in or they're unsafe has no clue.

biskoppen · 02-25-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i have been driving a Smart in the past a couple of times and while it's not my thing personally, everyone who keeps saying they won't fit in or they're unsafe has no clue.

epitome · 02-25-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

There is something very satifying about driving past a gas station and not stopping.

Yeah but with your collection some poor local gas station is going to go out of business then. Don't be mad when Occupy Minte gains momentum.

Barry-xlovecam · 02-25-2012, 07:00 PM

How high could you pick it up?

Did it come with a free shoehorn to get in it?

Chris · 02-25-2012, 07:03 PM

wtf that leased for 99$ a month with 4k down wow

Minte · 02-25-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

wtf that leased for 99$ a month with 4k down wow

No.. I prepaid the entire 36 month lease for $4200.

abshard · 02-25-2012, 07:43 PM

my wife has a 09 smart that i drive all the time,its okay i just dont like the transmission. Its very slow to react if you want to accelerate when your in automatic mode especially after you have just slowed down and want to accelerate again.

Chosen · 02-25-2012, 08:26 PM

Congrats

mineistaken · 02-25-2012, 08:44 PM

Nice that you are saving fuel - the more we save the better for us and worse for OPEC. And laught at the haters

jimmy-3-way · 02-25-2012, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

Helluva deal. 3 year lease. 0 down and $99.00 a month. I prepaid the lease for $4012.00 total so there was no interest added. My Panamera gets about 12mpg, and my AMG does 14mpg. IfI drive this to the office twice a week it pays for itself at today's gas prices. And it's actually fun to drive.

Wow, first Minte thread ever where I feel smug self satisfaction and not guilt at not working hard enough.

Thx, dude!

PS - I have a giant pick up truck from the 80's that rules.

asdasd · 02-25-2012, 09:23 PM

I remember minte

2MuchMark · 02-25-2012, 09:26 PM

Congrats on your ride!

Don't listen to the haters especially those who call them death traps. They have to pass the same crash tests as all other cars, and like all modern cars are made to crumple to disperse as much energy as possible away from the driver in a crash. You dun good.

Rochard · 02-25-2012, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

PS - I have a giant pick up truck from the 80's that rules.

I just bought a 1990 Chevy Stepside I'm restoring. It's a blast. Jacked up, 33 inch tires... Taking my kid to school in the morning now means "over the river and through the woods" - no roads required.

martinsc · 02-25-2012, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Minte · 02-26-2012, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Yeah but with your collection some poor local gas station is going to go out of business then. Don't be mad when Occupy Minte gains momentum.

I can take the money I'll save on gas and have a larger fence put up around my property.

Lichen · 02-26-2012, 06:30 AM

Its dead f.ucking ugly brah...

romeo22 · 02-26-2012, 08:38 AM

perfect car for some1 blonde

DarkJedi · 02-26-2012, 08:41 AM

not the kind of ride i would have expected from you

L-Pink · 02-26-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

No.. I prepaid the entire 36 month lease for $4200.

That is actually a pretty good deal. $116 a month total cost for a new vehicle that gets good gas mileage. No repair bills, cheap on gas, park anywhere. How many spend thousands for a used car that needs $4,200 worth of work in the first year?

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TwinCities · 02-26-2012, 10:17 AM

Minte,

How did you get the $0 down? On the site I see the $99 lease but with $999 down.

Thanks,

L-Pink · 02-26-2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Minte,

How did you get the $0 down? On the site I see the $99 lease but with $999 down.

Thanks,

Pre paying the total amount. That also eliminates interest/finance charges.

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Minte · 02-26-2012, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Minte,

How did you get the $0 down? On the site I see the $99 lease but with $999 down.

Thanks,

I got an email a couple of days ago from the Benz dealership where I bought my AMG. They offered a $1000 loyalty bonus on the Smart. All I had to do was take along the registration for it and a check for the rest.

Automatic Transmission, CD Player with USB Input, 8 Airbags, Stability Control, Traction Control, ABS

Contact your Zimbrick European Sales Consultant today for more information!

*36 Month / 10,000 miles per year lease. Includes $1,000 owner loyalty for current Mercedes-Benz, Sprinter, and smart owners and Lessees. Must provide proof of ownership. Tax, title, license, first months payment, acquisition fee, and service fee extra. To qualified buyers through Mercedes-Benz Financial. Offer ends 2/29/2012. STK# 8074.

jimmy-3-way · 02-26-2012, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I just bought a 1990 Chevy Stepside I'm restoring. It's a blast. Jacked up, 33 inch tires... Taking my kid to school in the morning now means "over the river and through the woods" - no roads required.

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