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johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 07:35 PM

Me: You should come over to my house and watch a movie with me...
Her: awww, ok. 555-555-5555

We of course exchange several more lines than that though. I remember when I first moved into my house that I just bought, all 800 sq ft of it, I invited a girl that was easily over 300lbs over, she stunk up the whole places and juiced all the towels I placed under her. Quite the experience. My friend that was in jail at the time got a letter from me about it and it made the rounds around the place a couple of times with several of the inmates reading it aloud (they could actually read was the surprising part).
But then you only have headshot pictures like this it makes you wonder, at least she may look cute looking up at me, she's 20 so no bad jokes about this:

porno jew · 02-23-2012, 07:38 PM

anexsia · 02-23-2012, 07:38 PM

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what's wrong with her

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 07:39 PM

Yeah, I was thinking this a bit, I'll probably still do it. I'm on a dry spell and I need someone else to work my goods. She's 20, 7 years my junior and she seems nice. I'll be nice back. It'll be fun.

FlexxAeon · 02-23-2012, 07:40 PM

a) 5 bucks says that left eye is lazy
b) a dating site? really?
c) just kidding
d) kinda

tabasco · 02-23-2012, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

at least she may look cute looking up at me

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 07:43 PM

Guys... some love is better than no love...

Spunky · 02-23-2012, 07:46 PM

She might have a great personality

FlexxAeon · 02-23-2012, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Guys... some love is better than no love...

true, true.

lazy eye and extra weight and all that - just make sure you bang the shit out of her

edgeprod · 02-23-2012, 07:48 PM

What .. the .. fuck .. is ... that?! KILL IT WITH FIRE, Jesus! What the hell?

Axel_Crak · 02-23-2012, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

what's wrong with her

Shes Jabba the Hut sister !

B.Barnato · 02-23-2012, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Guys... some love is better than no love...

Nope. Nope. Nope.

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

What .. the .. fuck .. is ... that?! KILL IT WITH FIRE, Jesus! What the hell?

Hey, I've had prime meat but I still like to dig into floor scraps on ocassion!

I've got some goodies I'm talking to but the chubbies are just like older women at bars, you can literally pick them up in 10-15 minutes.

tabasco · 02-23-2012, 07:57 PM

alias · 02-23-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I invited a girl that was easily over 300lbs over, she stunk up the whole places and juiced all the towels I placed under her. Quite the experience.

Please elaborate.

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

I hated how the 300+ pd chick would be laying next to me and she had a heart rate of 90+ beats a minute... I was like "that fucking heart of yours is a ticking time bomb!"

I'm actually talking to this girl right now, I'm not a nasty guy, but being 27 is a little harder to pick up the younger girls. This girl is 23.
I am starting to seriously think about settling and kids though.

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 08:02 PM

I think it's just a case of like Arnold Schwarzenegger fucking his nasty nanny, you take whats at hand on occasion.

edgeprod · 02-23-2012, 08:14 PM

It's truly not hard to pick up girls. You can get a piece of shit 1999 Porsche Boxster for under $10k that girls who know nothing about cars will think is a nice ride. Girls dig cars, even if you're ugly and have no personality. Look rich: dress the part, groom yourself very well, smell good, show up at a decent place with a nice ride. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

You can get nice clothes second hand on eBay, at a consignment store, etc. Armani, etc, for under $30 in many cases. Outlet stores sometimes have clearance racks for good stuff, too. Izod comes to mind -- $200 shirts for $20 if you shop around.

Get a real hair cut from somewhere that doesn't advertise a $10 special.

Pick up "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's very easy shit, definitely not rocket science. I am almost 33 and I get very good looking girls all the time, from 18-22. You act like you're 60 .. there's nothing wrong with 27.

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

It's truly not hard to pick up girls. You can get a piece of shit 1999 Porsche Boxster for under $10k that girls who know nothing about cars will think is a nice ride. Girls dig cars, even if you're ugly and have no personality. Look rich: dress the part, groom yourself very well, smell good, show up at a decent place with a nice ride. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

You can get nice clothes second hand on eBay, at a consignment store, etc. Armani, etc, for under $30 in many cases. Outlet stores sometimes have clearance racks for good stuff, too. Izod comes to mind -- $200 shirts for $20 if you shop around.

Get a real hair cut from somewhere that doesn't advertise a $10 special.

Pick up "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's very easy shit, definitely not rocket science. I am almost 33 and I get very good looking girls all the time, from 18-22. You act like you're 60 .. there's nothing wrong with 27.

Yep, you're absolutely right.
My friend who's 5'5" would always level up his cars and you can go pretty far with a new mustang GT and bitch at me for purchasing motocross accessories; sport bikes work too though. I'll consider that Porsche Boxster. Good advice on the wardrobe.
Dating is like anything else in life, you get out what you put in.

But let's appreciate this thread for what it is

Shotsie · 02-23-2012, 09:05 PM

I see you left this one's dating site handle out of the chat log.

What happened to CuTebuBBLygirl66 or whatever that girl's OKCupid handle was that you posted the other night? Actually, what happened to that thread?

shinmusashi44 · 02-23-2012, 09:10 PM

You can tell from her pics that she has a little extra weight on her, but nothing wrong with that. Go for it

johnnyloadproductions · 02-23-2012, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

I see you left this one's dating site handle out of the chat log.

What happened to CuTebuBBLygirl66 or whatever that girl's OKCupid handle was that you posted the other night? Actually, what happened to that thread?

You're right, I did leave the handle out, I learned my lesson. The other thread is gone, courtesy of the mods.

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Originally Posted by shinmusashi44

You can tell from her pics that she has a little extra weight on her, but nothing wrong with that. Go for it

I will

Jacob[Soft] · 02-24-2012, 10:13 AM

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How much does she weigh ? 500 lbs ?

redwhiteandblue · 02-24-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

The Mental is strong in this one.

CaptainHowdy · 02-24-2012, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

The Mental is strong in this one.

...

sperbonzo · 02-24-2012, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

, but being 27 is a little harder to pick up the younger girls. This girl is 23.

Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy. (This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)

.

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SuckOnThis · 02-24-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy.

(This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)

Ok, then how did YOU do it?

alextokyo · 02-24-2012, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Seriously??? I didn't get married until I was 43. At 40 I had NO problem picking up girls of any age. Frankly, from 35 to 41 I was picking up girls anywhere from 19 year olds to cougars of 50. The older I got the EASIER it got to pick up the young girls. As you get older your game just gets tighter... it just becomes easy. (This of course assumes that you stay in shape and have your shit together in your life)

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Ok, then how did YOU do it?

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

stay in shape and have your shit together in your life

So yeah... uhh, you're welcome.

sperbonzo · 02-24-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Ok, then how did YOU do it?

LOL. Hypnotism and kidnapping family members, of course!

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Mr Pheer · 02-24-2012, 01:12 PM

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She has 8 tits.

MaDalton · 02-24-2012, 01:13 PM

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porno jew · 02-24-2012, 01:27 PM

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SmutHammer · 02-24-2012, 01:38 PM

I agree with everyone else, it does get easier when you get older. I'm 34 now. and can easily pick up 18 to 24 year olds, anything older than that they usually look 40.... trick is not to care. talk to them, be nice, but don't act to eager.

shimmy2 · 02-24-2012, 01:44 PM

she's got an acute triangle indian nose and those sunken in fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. if you shoot a scene with her i'll buy it from you for NDNgirls on the real

johnnyloadproductions · 02-26-2012, 08:28 PM

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she's got an acute triangle indian nose and those sunken in fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. if you shoot a scene with her i'll buy it from you for NDNgirls on the real

Yes you are right, she is part indian (feathers that is). I don't think it'll happen but if it comes up to shoot a scene I will definitely contact you.

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johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	Yeah, I was thinking this a bit, I'll probably still do it. I'm on a dry spell and I need someone else to work my goods. She's 20, 7 years my junior and she seems nice. I'll be nice back. It'll be fun.

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johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	I think it's just a case of like Arnold Schwarzenegger fucking his nasty nanny, you take whats at hand on occasion.

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	It's truly not hard to pick up girls. You can get a piece of shit 1999 Porsche Boxster for under $10k that girls who know nothing about cars will think is a nice ride. Girls dig cars, even if you're ugly and have no personality. Look rich: dress the part, groom yourself very well, smell good, show up at a decent place with a nice ride. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You can get nice clothes second hand on eBay, at a consignment store, etc. Armani, etc, for under $30 in many cases. Outlet stores sometimes have clearance racks for good stuff, too. Izod comes to mind -- $200 shirts for $20 if you shop around. Get a real hair cut from somewhere that doesn't advertise a $10 special. Pick up "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's very easy shit, definitely not rocket science. I am almost 33 and I get very good looking girls all the time, from 18-22. You act like you're 60 .. there's nothing wrong with 27.

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