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Old 03-09-2012, 08:54 AM   #1
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Old 03-09-2012, 08:59 AM   #2
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:21 AM   #4
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yeah , it's not like when the Doctor is reviewing your x-rays ... It's more like beavis and butthead wacking it in your tool shed ...

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Surprised they haven't arrested that guy on some national security charge. He'll probably be in Gitmo before it's all over.
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It's GTMO not GITMO, there is no "I" and there never has been, this drives me fucking nuts
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:47 AM   #7
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I thought it was "I before T and always after G"

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Old 03-09-2012, 09:49 AM   #9
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Surprised they haven't arrested that guy on some national security charge. He'll probably be in Gitmo before it's all over.
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More waste of tax payers money.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:56 AM   #11
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More waste of tax payers money.
It's not a waste. Someone is getting filthy stinking rich !
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Unless these girls were seniors, they're not 18. Fucking TSA is exploiting k1dz. While this moron was whacking off on the spot, how many other TSA douchebags are recording this stuff with their cell phones to be used later?
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Hold on a tick, but wasn't that "story" about a TSA guy whacking off in the full body scanner booth already called out as a fake, err, "satire"?

It originated on dailysquib.co.uk which seems to be a knock-off of Theonion.com.

snopes.com has a blurb about it being satire as well.

*sounds of balloons bursting* Sorry guys!
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Hold on a tick, but wasn't that "story" about a TSA guy whacking off in the full body scanner booth already called out as a fake, err, "satire"?

It originated on dailysquib.co.uk which seems to be a knock-off of Theonion.com.

snopes.com has a blurb about it being satire as well.

*sounds of balloons bursting* Sorry guys!
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This could be fixed just by taking side shots as well and not only back and front. I guess they'll have to update all scanners around US
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Not so true...


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Where are the people who see the pictures even? There is no output on the machines themselves
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I would think most people would be able to figure out that it's satire without involving snopes when they get to the part about the guys "O" face.

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