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All I'm going to do is prove to the fools who passed up the offer that making the money back is easy. If I can do it as a novice and fool. The more experienced should be able to do it a lot fast. Rochard, go figure it out for a while. Clue, it's not for to drive traffic as a affiliate. It's to own it as a site. We currently do this and more, so all I have to do is add a few. will be interesting to see if I can get a few people a day to sign up. Might stretch it to other UK or retro sites. |
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So what will be your method to earn those 3000$?
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I hope this is going to be described in great detail so I can copy Paul's methods.
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BIG HEADER SAYING "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG" half assed vintage picture WWWAAAAALLL OF TEEXT magic link FOOTER "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG"
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You could just put a funny gif of you typing on gfy with a couple of your background pictures and a landing page that says... package 1, 2, 3, 4 , or 5 and you would make 3K in a week... likely 30K over 6 months.
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Is it $3k per month within 6 months, or just $3k total in 6 months?
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In one thread title you ask if the entry level for an affiliate or new porn webmaster is too low, in the same thread you say it is hard for them to be successful. Fair enough. Now you want to ask if a webmaster newbie can make an extra $3,000 by doing a BIT or work. You are so contradicting and all over the place, I don't understand..
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![]() take note here moron you dont even make a few sales a day thats what you have just told us so after infinite threads about how much you know about porn we now find out youve been living on rice and margarine for years ![]() you would be so much better off if you just turned your computer off, spent some time with your family and withered away on your pension put your teeth in the sterident and just go to bed someone will be in to tuck you in soon |
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You will never be able to shoot some realistic GF content anyways. And that's a fact for a number of reasons. Look at me I know all about content now! Please prove me wrong, it would cost you pennies.
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I'm sure it would be easier for an experienced person, I'm doing it to prove to those with little balls that the asking price of $3,000 for the content was a breeze to make back. Of course they will tell us there are other costs, like CMS, design, hosting, etc. Just excuses from little people who are scared to take the next step up the ladder. They should and according to them can d it all a lot better.
The easy way is to simply pay them more to do it for me and rely on the type in and untracked traffic as the profit. I want to try routes they don't use as well as blogs. I will not be sharing the other methods, the downfall of a brilliant idea is 50 people copying it. Get 5,000 and it's a shit idea. ![]() Still we shall see if these clever guys will find the ideas. |
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Damn evil webmasters...
But seems that it doesn't matter how much you make in an hour, more important is how much you spend. |
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your computer died and you need money for a new one. just admit it.
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I offered to buy your site, you were too scared and embarrassed to show me the stats, then you said you would only sell the content for 10k, then an hour later dropped that to 3k. I said I wanted the whole site. You said you weren't prepared to sell it. End of story. You coming out of retirement to try and make a blog to try and get 16 bucks a day only proves you're a broke liar. Try to get through today without lying, go on, give it a go, love. |
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He's now boasting he is number one on google for "astral Blue"
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The $3,000 is on top of what we currently do on all the sites and just by me driving traffic to Astral Blue. If I get there earlier, I will let you all know. For someone to take the next step up the ladder or just diversify needs skills, talent and money. So what would it take for an experienced traffic pusher, seller, designer, converter and all the other skills. Plus money does it takes to make a site pay? Hosting, wonderful deals around today. $1,000 tops. Design, wonderful deals around today. $1,000 tops. CMS, wonderful deals around today. $3,000 tops. Content, wonderful deals around today. $3,000 tops for this package. $8,000 to diversify into a micro niche, that the owner runs. 320 sign ups of his or 400 of a mix his and affiliates. After that it's profit except for affiliates and hosting. A business plan that returns an initial investment in 6 months is an abnormality, exceptional and out of the normal run of things. Most businesses plan to turn a profit on a new venture in a year, 2 or even 3. Telling the idiots how a normal business works as they tap on their keyboard from home, is like talking in Mandarin to them. When you read this from all the "know it alls" who can run their mouths and little else. You realise these guys like being at the tail end. Never getting to the head and on the steering wheel of one site. They no doubt will come up with every excuse imaginable. Ultimately they are talking up to a league above them or out of their asses. They would soon learn the reason some sponsors can afford to be so generous. Up to 1/3 of the traffic that land on a site has no affiliate link or attributed to anyone. It just appears. No need to shave, no need to cut corners, samples get spread around and the traffic turns up. I don't hate affiliates. Just the ones who are little pricks with smaller balls. ![]() |
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Nothing much, move on.
The bad news is our server is kaput. It will cost a small fortune to build a new one for little benefit. We no longer run 10 computers in an office, only 3 now plus laptops. So Monday he will build us a 4 terra byte storage computer or what ever they call it, and rebuild the other 2 and deliver it all in the week. So can't do Fuck All until they come back. This one is driving me mad if I do more than post on it. Very old and only laptop with English programs, the others are in Czech. ![]() |
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Given up rather quickly even for you.
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Unless, of course, you're lying. Again. Sigh. |
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This should be easy Paul. Post your paypal address and ask everyone to donate $5 if you'll stop posting for six months. Job done.
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^ Oh looks like that was already suggested. Surely if you put as much effort into selling some porn as you do into trolling, it shouldn't be hard to make some extra $$$
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Paul, what actually happened to your affiliate program? I was just looking through some old mail and came across one from September 2010... the last time I received the affiliate newsletter. Did my account get canned or did you stop sending them?
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Paul doesn't need affiliates because traffic is easy to get!
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use a phone, shoot vid as well. nobody uses cameras anymore DWB.... all phones
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this thread delivers. like the satisfaction of kicking the shit out of an old passed out drunk on the sidewalk during the walk home from the bars...
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I'm not capable of any lifting or hard work. however I would be able to direct others to shoot. Mostly Eva. If we were to shoot 2 BG scenes a day at $1500 (or GG for $1,000) for a custom client, with our costs here we could easily clear $1,000 a day. Do that 2 times a week and the money is flowing. Add on a BG set for ourselves and the money is flowing better. That's what the idiots still don't understand when they call me old, out of date, retried, broke. Coming back to earn $2,000 a week isn't impossible. You have to be making a lot more than that. So the knowledge is still in my head, I've changed style often enough to change again. Shooting Exgf with a mobile is possible for $150 a set and video. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I can still open the trolls posts to bump them. Thought you knew that.
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even doing grunt work you can do $3000 in 6 months
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Somehow a mistake had to happen in your life. 3k a hour, now bragging about 3k in a half year ![]() If i am going to make porn sites once i am over 60, bragging about it here or posting everyday on gfy, moderators please cancel my account then. Its a sad, when someone spent his retirement like this, |
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If... If I got myself a trained dog and shot 2 beast scenes per day, clients would be falling over themselves offering me riches. If. But I don't, so they're not. ![]() ![]() Neither are you shooting for custom clients Paul, and you never again will be because talk is cheap and your content, your attitude, and any knowledge or skills that you once had, like yourself, is out-dated and shit. There are professional shooters with real business sense out there who have studied their craft and actually produce excellent content that people want, not amateur hit-and-miss hobbyists who got lucky back in the 1980s. You can't compete for shit when the real professionals turn up. ![]() |
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