An open letter to all the idiots on GFY and B&B - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 03-18-2012, 01:20 AM

I know I'm an object of fun for you. To justify your warped sense of humor or your lowly status in the business or even your meagre incomes.

Still after a phone chat yesterday I made it clear to a sponsor I have no need or intentions to get back to work. I'm very happy doing nothing but enjoying my retirement and yes trolling is part of that. As you clever guys are clearly destroying the successful industry porn once was.

If I needed to work for money, there are far easier ways for us than pushing some traffic or Eva working for someone else. Yes the days of shooting two sets worth $3,000 - $9,000, in a day are long gone. Still there's a market for custom BG @ $1500 a scene, GG @ $1,000 a scene or 5 solo @ $300 each. then a bit of my own stuff on top and it would clearly make more than $3,000 in 6 months.

Please don't troll by telling me for any reason other than you fucked the business to below custom being worth that level. Also anyone who dreams my trolling on GFY has any effect on my ability to shoot, sell and meet the prices today for custom content, is too stupid to realise the big dogs don't give a shit. They need content that converts and is at the right price.

Going to take the dog for a walk, busy day today. Bye

B.Barnato · 03-18-2012, 01:22 AM

Enjoy your walk.

Dirty F · 03-18-2012, 01:30 AM

Paul, you're a fucking loser.

anexsia · 03-18-2012, 01:35 AM

What kind of dog do you have?

Roald · 03-18-2012, 01:38 AM

wow you actually made 3k a shoot?

DamianJ · 03-18-2012, 02:03 AM

Thing is, that sucks, is Eva going to work in a menial job every day. The options for this happening are:

a) they are broke
b) she can't stand being with him

There is no other possible explanation.

Fucking sad.

cemtex · 03-18-2012, 02:12 AM

so, your point is ?

DamianJ · 03-18-2012, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cemtex

so, your point is ?

The point is, he is giving up on the traffic project after 3 days because he realises he hasn't got a fucking scooby where to even start.

Would have been better to watch him fail, but he is such a pussy he is giving up at the first hurdle.

AllAboutCams · 03-18-2012, 02:23 AM

good luck paul

georgeyw · 03-18-2012, 02:25 AM

Paul, you seem to revel in all the negative attention you bring on yourself.

BladeZ · 03-18-2012, 02:33 AM

Geez step of your high horse.

Paul Markham · 03-18-2012, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

What kind of dog do you have?

Boxer.

No Roald, we very very often made $3,000 a shoot. Have made $25,000 and more a shoot. This is why the number of offline shooters of any worth shooting for online custom was 0.

Paul Markham · 03-18-2012, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Paul, you seem to revel in all the negative attention you bring on yourself.

It depends who it comes from and what it's about. If it's from broke idiots claiming, with no sense, logic or proof, I'm broke, a crap shooter, old or trolling. Then I fucking love the attention.

BladeZ I'm very happy sitting up here looking down at some or you.

And that's what some just don't get. Off to look at the pictures I took on the walk.

BladeZ · 03-18-2012, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

As was explained in tremendous detail already, I went there (Brno, CZ) with one of my business managers to discuss business. We met him at large supermarket next to a freeway that had a small coffee place at the entrance and sat there talking. The whole time he was making very loud, very crude remarks about every girl that passed by - regardless of their age. So imagine a guy who stands out, very loud and obnoxious, speaking English and making remarks about how sweet a girls pussy must taste as she's walking by us and so on and so forth... some of them with parents and boyfriends and some clearly not of legal age. Many of them hearing what he's saying and understanding. That was the first 20 minutes of meeting him and it only got worse from there. He's every bit oblivious to the world around him in real life as he acts on this forum. I've seen him at shows and been at dinners with him at the table and he was a very different person. He spoke very little and more or less controlled himself. Things he no doubt learned the hard way.

He offered my manager $1000 to fuck on film because he thought he was being funny though it was clear she was extremely uncomfortable. He then sought to ease the obvious (though not to him) tension and awkwardness by asking her if she likes to lick pussy then going on about how she wants to because she can see it in her eyes, and so on and so on.

He's every bit the clueless retard in real life that he is on this forum.

I spelled all this stuff out and he called me a liar and denied knowing me. I went into extreme detail about every aspect of our meeting, his shitty little office, his home and so on, which made it impossible not to remember who I was and he still called me a liar. Only when I posted pics of our meeting did he then claimed he "Forgot".

looking down on some of us?
yeah right

ottopottomouse · 03-18-2012, 04:34 AM

diddums.

candyflip · 03-18-2012, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Boxer.

No Roald, we very very often made $3,000 a shoot. Have made $25,000 and more a shoot. This is why the number of offline shooters of any worth shooting for online custom was 0.

So since you were offline and went online. Does that mean that you're part of the 0 who were worth anything? Because that's what you did.

Who changes your diapers?

alextokyo · 03-18-2012, 06:45 AM

You haters are pathetic. Markham is living the life of a truly successful person. Move to Eastern Europe and get your aging mail-order bride a part-time, minimum wage job cleaning toilets.

I heard that Heffner is considering a similar move. Trump is also thinking about it.

Barefootsies · 03-18-2012, 07:31 AM

It sounds like you take this place too seriously Paul.

CyberHustler · 03-18-2012, 07:34 AM

CaptainHowdy · 03-18-2012, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Awesome

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alias · 03-18-2012, 08:06 AM

This is now a fansign thread.

alias · 03-18-2012, 08:07 AM

Vendzilla · 03-18-2012, 08:08 AM

Someone wake up and realized the name of this place?

CyberHustler · 03-18-2012, 08:15 AM

lol, I gotta search GFY for all the fansigns I've ordered throughout the years that I forgot about. I found the Tiffany Preston one searching for Paul's troll award on google images.

alias · 03-18-2012, 08:16 AM

Babaganoosh · 03-18-2012, 08:22 AM

tl;dr

You self-important old fart. Nobody cares.

bns666 · 03-18-2012, 08:22 AM

blah blah blah

globofun · 03-18-2012, 08:24 AM

Here's a fansign for Paul!

CurrentlySober · 03-18-2012, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

This is now a fansign thread.

Cool !

If you say so...

alias · 03-18-2012, 08:37 AM

L-Pink · 03-18-2012, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cool !

If you say so...

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Just Alex · 03-18-2012, 09:18 AM

Melt down Markham style.

porno jew · 03-18-2012, 09:50 AM

This message is hidden because Paul Markham is on your ignore list.

2MuchMark · 03-18-2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Paul, you're a fucking loser.

Why is he a loser?

EddyTheDog · 03-18-2012, 10:32 AM

Whats the difference between an 'Open Letter' and 'A Post'?

19teenporn · 03-18-2012, 10:38 AM

All that money and ypu can't whiten your teeth?

mattyboy · 03-18-2012, 11:14 AM

Why are you making reference to "the idiots on B&B" yet you fail to actually post this on B&B??

DarkJedi · 03-18-2012, 11:20 AM

what's B&B?

porno jew · 03-18-2012, 11:21 AM

The Brits and Bad Teeth webmaster board.

L-Pink · 03-18-2012, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

what's B&B?

It's a "bed & breakfast" ... evidently Paul has a couch he lets travelers use for extra income.

.

u-Bob · 03-18-2012, 11:39 AM

Paul Markham · 03-18-2012, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

As was explained in tremendous detail already, I went there (Brno, CZ) with one of my business managers to discuss business. We met him at large supermarket next to a freeway that had a small coffee place at the entrance and sat there talking. The whole time he was making very loud, very crude remarks about every girl that passed by - regardless of their age. So imagine a guy who stands out, very loud and obnoxious, speaking English and making remarks about how sweet a girls pussy must taste as she's walking by us and so on and so forth... some of them with parents and boyfriends and some clearly not of legal age. Many of them hearing what he's saying and understanding. That was the first 20 minutes of meeting him and it only got worse from there. He's every bit oblivious to the world around him in real life as he acts on this forum. I've seen him at shows and been at dinners with him at the table and he was a very different person. He spoke very little and more or less controlled himself. Things he no doubt learned the hard way.

He offered my manager $1000 to fuck on film because he thought he was being funny though it was clear she was extremely uncomfortable. He then sought to ease the obvious (though not to him) tension and awkwardness by asking her if she likes to lick pussy then going on about how she wants to because she can see it in her eyes, and so on and so on.

He's every bit the clueless retard in real life that he is on this forum.

I spelled all this stuff out and he called me a liar and denied knowing me. I went into extreme detail about every aspect of our meeting, his shitty little office, his home and so on, which made it impossible not to remember who I was and he still called me a liar. Only when I posted pics of our meeting did he then claimed he "Forgot".

And this liar spent the rest of the day with me and even came to my home. where I fed him some pasta. Then still didn't get the FUCK OFF message when I switched on the TV to watch soccer.

Too stupid to realise I was not the man for his work or clearly lying? Go figure the rest.

He was looking for a man to shoot solo girls content of his Russian Web cam girls. Who he was going to fly in to Czech, taxi to Brno, put up in a flat (we don't have short let flats here in Brno), wanted to use one of my shooters, my studio, my equipment, my make up and all the rest of my facilities, to pay me crap money.

Because shooting solo gilr content in Russia is illegal, but it's legal to run a webcam studio.

Yes BladeZ this is why I look down on so many here. If he's being honest with his story, why did he hang around me to gone 9.00 a night. When the English soccer comes on the TV?

Or if he's clearly lying. Why would any idiot post this?

Welcome to my Ignore list. Too dim to be read.

Paul Markham · 03-18-2012, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Why is he a loser?

Didn't become a bro kissing little peoples asses.

porno jew · 03-18-2012, 11:44 AM

if you have everyone on ignore do you wonder who might really be the issue here?

hint: look in the mirror.

BladeZ · 03-18-2012, 11:45 AM

yeah put the whole board on ignore!Cool,maybe a new business model,put whole boards on ignore,only reading your idiotic rants.Imagine someone stands up to your bullshit.

2012 · 03-18-2012, 11:45 AM

TheSquealer · 03-18-2012, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

And this liar spent the rest of the day with me and even came to my home. where I fed him some pasta. Then still didn't get the FUCK OFF message when I switched on the TV to watch soccer.

First.. the agreement Paul, was that your wife and assistant were going to shoot the content. Something i've clarified many times. So I wasn't initially overly concerned with how retarded you were since Eva seemed very kind, professional and pleasant.

Every question moronic question you ask as if I'm the one that needs to be answering questions, has been answered in considerable detail Paul... you cling to these retarded question like a conspiracy theorist trying to shift the attention away from facts by asking countless retarded questions and demanding answers as if that changes anything about you, your actions, your behavior, your lies and your general ineptitude.

What you really don't seem to get in this biz Paul is that you have ZERO credibility. You're a kook and you're full of shit. The entire industry feels that way. Thats why you are creating threads like this. The weight of "you've failed" is slowly crushing down on you to where you're finally hearing what an ass you are enough that you're going to try to prove its not true. But of course its true. You're 100% clueless about paysite sales and marketing and you're going to try to prove you're not by using this site? www.astral-blue.com ? Ironically, a choice which again proves how dumb you are about sales and marketing and selling porn online to consumers before you even got started.

So whether or not you call me a liar is really immaterial to me considering both the source and the fact that i busted you for lying about everything by posting pics of you at a shoot which i took.. where you claimed was the ONLY shoot you ever did outside and you NEVER allow others along on a shoot etc. Yet, there we were. I'm not worried about my credibility because I don't need to run around like a cheap whore, fake as hell, pounding the free drinks at shows and sucking dick in this biz to make my money like so many do.

You couldn't remember anything about me until you got busted for lying about everything.... then suddenly you remember I was wasting your time, not worth your time etc etc etc? haha. ok!

I still have the emails somewhere of you continually following up with me wanting to know when we will get started. Pray to God you retarded old fuck that I don't get motivated to find them as I did the pics I took at your shoot.

EddyTheDog · 03-18-2012, 11:58 AM

Can we have shorter drama please - I am not reading all that shit....

Remember that a picture is worth a thousand words.

TheSquealer · 03-18-2012, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Can we have shorter drama please - I am not reading all that shit....

Remember that a picture is worth a thousand words.

He gets busted lying with photographic proof...

Then tries to call me the flake and liar after getting busted lying...

And really ... the best part of all his idiotic ranting is that he is going to prove he can make STILL money in adult by using what has to be one of the absolute worst examples of poorly designed, poorly laid out and over all horrible adult sites online today to prove he isn't an idiot and can't understand he lost on every level before he even got started.

http://www.astral-blue.com

redwhiteandblue · 03-18-2012, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Remember that a picture is worth a thousand words.

Not if Paul Markham took it....

03-18-2012, 01:20 AM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	An open letter to all the idiots on GFY and B&B I know I'm an object of fun for you. To justify your warped sense of humor or your lowly status in the business or even your meagre incomes. Still after a phone chat yesterday I made it clear to a sponsor I have no need or intentions to get back to work. I'm very happy doing nothing but enjoying my retirement and yes trolling is part of that. As you clever guys are clearly destroying the successful industry porn once was. If I needed to work for money, there are far easier ways for us than pushing some traffic or Eva working for someone else. Yes the days of shooting two sets worth $3,000 - $9,000, in a day are long gone. Still there's a market for custom BG @ $1500 a scene, GG @ $1,000 a scene or 5 solo @ $300 each. then a bit of my own stuff on top and it would clearly make more than $3,000 in 6 months. Please don't troll by telling me for any reason other than you fucked the business to below custom being worth that level. Also anyone who dreams my trolling on GFY has any effect on my ability to shoot, sell and meet the prices today for custom content, is too stupid to realise the big dogs don't give a shit. They need content that converts and is at the right price. Going to take the dog for a walk, busy day today. Bye __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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03-18-2012, 02:12 AM	#7
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03-18-2012, 02:25 AM	#10
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03-18-2012, 01:22 AM	#2
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Enjoy your walk.

03-18-2012, 01:30 AM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Paul, you're a fucking loser.

03-18-2012, 01:35 AM	#4
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	What kind of dog do you have?

03-18-2012, 02:03 AM	#6
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Thing is, that sucks, is Eva going to work in a menial job every day. The options for this happening are: a) they are broke b) she can't stand being with him There is no other possible explanation. Fucking sad.

03-18-2012, 02:33 AM	#11
BladeZ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 272	Geez step of your high horse.

03-18-2012, 04:34 AM	#15
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	diddums. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

03-18-2012, 06:45 AM	#17
alextokyo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 975	You haters are pathetic. Markham is living the life of a truly successful person. Move to Eastern Europe and get your aging mail-order bride a part-time, minimum wage job cleaning toilets. I heard that Heffner is considering a similar move. Trump is also thinking about it.

03-18-2012, 07:31 AM	#18
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	It sounds like you take this place too seriously Paul. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?" Last edited by Barefootsies; 03-18-2012 at 07:32 AM..

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03-18-2012, 08:06 AM	#21
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	This is now a fansign thread. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

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03-18-2012, 08:15 AM	#24
CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,215	lol, I gotta search GFY for all the fansigns I've ordered throughout the years that I forgot about. I found the Tiffany Preston one searching for Paul's troll award on google images.

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	tl;dr You self-important old fart. Nobody cares. __________________ I like pie.

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globofun Buk Lau Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rangahan Titomangoyamteerumgae Posts: 2,651	Here's a fansign for Paul! __________________ Wanna Make Huge Profits? Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money!

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03-18-2012, 09:18 AM	#32
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Melt down Markham style. __________________

03-18-2012, 09:50 AM	#33
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03-18-2012, 11:14 AM	#37
mattyboy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,070	Why are you making reference to "the idiots on B&B" yet you fail to actually post this on B&B??

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	what's B&B?

03-18-2012, 11:21 AM	#39
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	The Brits and Bad Teeth webmaster board.

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03-18-2012, 11:44 AM	#44
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	if you have everyone on ignore do you wonder who might really be the issue here? hint: look in the mirror.

03-18-2012, 11:45 AM	#45
BladeZ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 272	yeah put the whole board on ignore!Cool,maybe a new business model,put whole boards on ignore,only reading your idiotic rants.Imagine someone stands up to your bullshit.

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03-18-2012, 11:58 AM	#48
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,038	Can we have shorter drama please - I am not reading all that shit.... Remember that a picture is worth a thousand words. __________________ - Chaturbate Script - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...er-issues.html - Now supports White Labels