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Old 03-20-2012, 06:27 AM   #1
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Police: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko

PHOENIX - A 31-year-old Phoenix man is facing one count of child abuse after admitting to urinating on his 4-month-old son.

The baby?s mother called police to report she saw Sergio Armando Velderrain urinating on their child?s face and body. She said he allegedly laughed it off, saying, "Now he has something to remember his dad by."

Officers later arrived at the apartment. Velderrain admitted to drinking two Four Lokos. He said he was intoxicated when he went to sleep and thought he was going to the bathroom in the toilet, but it was ?dark.?

He then realized he urinated on his son when he noticed urine stains on the floor and that the baby?s shirt was wet.

Velderrain told officers he loves his son and that he wouldn?t do anything to hurt him.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:38 AM   #2
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I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a "guess the race" thread. Feels like it could have went either black or Mexican on this one. Would have really confused a lot of people.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:45 AM   #3
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Lol. Wish they would put the caffeine back in those things. Then he might have been awake enough to notice what he was doing.
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