Mean but funny April Fools joke - GoFuckYourself.com

kane · 04-01-2012, 04:09 PM

A friend of mine recently got married to a woman who has 4 kids age range 18-11. The oldest is away at college, the rest live with them and go see their dad on weekends and vacation etc. A few weeks back my buddy and his wife told all the kids that in September they were taking a family trip and going to Disneyworld. They were all very excited, especially the 11 year old.

Today he sits the 11 year old down and tells her that they were going over their plans for the trip and they just don't have enough money to take everyone. So since she is the youngest she isn't going to be going with them. They feel she will have more chances over the next few years to go. So while the rest of the family is at Disneyworld she will have to stay here with her dad.

She turned pale as a ghost. Luckily he didn't let the cruelty last until she started crying and he told her it April Fools. She was pissed and told her mom and now she too is pissed at my buddy. It was cruel and mean and I'm likely going to hell for laughing when he told me about it, but I thought it was a great prank.

u-Bob · 04-01-2012, 04:14 PM

reminds me of:

u-Bob · 04-01-2012, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

It was cruel and mean...

and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...

kane · 04-01-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...

LOL I will have to tell him that. . . he better not get sick when he gets old.

$5 submissions · 04-01-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

That is one burnt prank

See the look of humiliated anger in his eyes? poor kid. I didn't watch the whole vid but those parents better quickly follow up with a real xbox or emotional wounds might be opened and fester for life

garce · 04-01-2012, 04:54 PM

I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

WiredGuy · 04-01-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

I could not read the post because of the sig.
WG

kane · 04-01-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I could not read the post because of the sig.
WG

I should just make a daily thread just so people can enjoy my sig. LOL

DBS.US · 04-01-2012, 06:50 PM

I never prank/scare my friends/family.

L-Pink · 04-01-2012, 06:54 PM

She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

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Chosen · 04-01-2012, 06:58 PM

It wasn't very wise of him...

Mr. Garibaldi · 04-01-2012, 06:59 PM

11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

your buddy is a dumbfuck

cooldude7 · 04-01-2012, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi

11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

your buddy is a dumbfuck

woj · 04-01-2012, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

damn, that's gotta suck... poor kid...

Supz · 04-01-2012, 08:06 PM

this is a great story, april fools, this is not such a great story.

TheSquealer · 04-01-2012, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

.

Jesus man.

That's terrible.

Obviously,... she should do it while at Disneyland

2MuchMark · 04-01-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

That poor little kid. His parents are real douchebags.

bronco67 · 04-01-2012, 08:47 PM

I don't understand the hole people have in themselves that need to be filled by playing dumb ass jokes on people.

cooldude7 · 04-01-2012, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

hes gonna get gun and shoot them very soon.,

raymor · 04-01-2012, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

Let me guess, you're a lefty? It is a lot - probably a hundred words there.

Just fucking with you garce.

Spunky · 04-01-2012, 09:51 PM

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Mutt · 04-01-2012, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

fucking cruel.

there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.

kane · 04-01-2012, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

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LOL that is great. I wonder how many people thought it was real.

ottopottomouse · 04-01-2012, 11:32 PM

she won't forget.

John-ACWM · 04-02-2012, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

WOW what a bunch of cruel idiots!

Paul · 04-02-2012, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

fucking cruel.

there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.

I couldn't agree more!

Mr Pheer · 04-02-2012, 04:10 AM

Dont fuck with your kids. They wont ever forget and when you're old, they get the last laugh.

Just ask my mom.

Mr Pheer · 04-02-2012, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

That kid should wait till next christmas when they are all asleep, and set the house on fire.

Pornopat · 04-02-2012, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

Poor kid...
scarred for life...:-(

Phoenix · 04-02-2012, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

reminds me of:

that poor kid

WebairGerard · 04-02-2012, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat

Poor kid...
scarred for life...:-(

Quoted for truth!

pornguy · 04-02-2012, 10:40 AM

Thats not right to do to a kid.

Just wrong in fact.

Gabriel · 04-02-2012, 10:53 AM

I could just see the billable therapy hours in that kids tears.

MarkDeus · 04-02-2012, 10:57 AM

As an April Fools prank, a friend of mine created a story where he ended up in jail because I dared him to do the naked man. His girlfriend called me, yelling at me and asking what was the "challenge" I asked him to do.

It was pretty funny.

DamageX · 04-02-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

"You know we can't afford an Xbox!"

Yeah, no shit, since you're stupid enough to murder your kid emotionally, then post it on YouTube for the whole world to see, so he can get even more humiliated by others...

Why isn't there a license to have children yet?

04-01-2012, 04:09 PM	#1
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Mean but funny April Fools joke A friend of mine recently got married to a woman who has 4 kids age range 18-11. The oldest is away at college, the rest live with them and go see their dad on weekends and vacation etc. A few weeks back my buddy and his wife told all the kids that in September they were taking a family trip and going to Disneyworld. They were all very excited, especially the 11 year old. Today he sits the 11 year old down and tells her that they were going over their plans for the trip and they just don't have enough money to take everyone. So since she is the youngest she isn't going to be going with them. They feel she will have more chances over the next few years to go. So while the rest of the family is at Disneyworld she will have to stay here with her dad. She turned pale as a ghost. Luckily he didn't let the cruelty last until she started crying and he told her it April Fools. She was pissed and told her mom and now she too is pissed at my buddy. It was cruel and mean and I'm likely going to hell for laughing when he told me about it, but I thought it was a great prank.

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