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Jakez · 03-31-2012, 11:26 PM

I already got hit hard, barely after midnight. From now on the only communication people are getting on April 1st is "fuck off" or a hand in their face.

pornmasta · 04-01-2012, 12:31 AM

Yeah, that's right FUCK OFF to the world.
Let's nuke these bastards.

:grin:

nextri · 04-01-2012, 01:09 AM

How did u get hit?

Chosen · 04-01-2012, 04:15 AM

What happened?

mavruda · 04-01-2012, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by nextri

How did u get hit?

Jakez · 04-01-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nextri

How did u get hit?

Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".

Professor12 · 04-02-2012, 09:35 AM

That is a pretty bad prank to pull. I usually stick to funny smaller ones

Was born on April 1st so no one ever pranks the birthday guy. but fuck did i get my GF this year!!

CyberHustler · 04-02-2012, 09:38 AM

This was the most boring April fools I ever had... not only did nobody try to get me, but I forgot all about it. I'm usually the one that takes it too far.

2intense · 04-02-2012, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta

Yeah, that's right FUCK OFF to the world.
Let's nuke these bastards.

:grin:

PR_Glen · 04-02-2012, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".

that's messed up.. what happens the next time he messages you and needs you for real?

DamageX · 04-02-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".

May God have mercy on his soul, should he ever REALLY need your help...

Rochard · 04-02-2012, 11:21 AM

Sunday morning at 9am I landed in Sacramento. I was paying attention and knew we landed in Sacramento, but the stewardess said "Welcome to San Jose". Took everyone a moment to get it.

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,854	Sunday morning at 9am I landed in Sacramento. I was paying attention and knew we landed in Sacramento, but the stewardess said "Welcome to San Jose". Took everyone a moment to get it. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

04-01-2012, 12:31 AM	#2
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,949	Yeah, that's right FUCK OFF to the world. Let's nuke these bastards. :grin:

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Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	What happened?

04-02-2012, 09:38 AM	#8
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,214	This was the most boring April fools I ever had... not only did nobody try to get me, but I forgot all about it. I'm usually the one that takes it too far.