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cthulhu_waves · 04-19-2012, 11:07 AM

As much as people hate to hear it, dating for guys is totally a numbers game. The number of women approached, the digits gotten, the dates had, etc. Sure, you can affect your numbers by being more attentive and reactive to the specific woman. But far and away, the best practice is just to do what you do and rack up the numbers. So this makes perfect sense.

Some guy kept a meticulous chart of women he met on Match.com and elsewhere. He logged everything from ?online appearance? to how ?jappy? they were (?jappy? being a variation of ?Jewish American Princess?). Jezebel actually tracked him down, and his excuse was ?I work with spreadsheets a lot.?

pimpmaster9000 · 04-19-2012, 11:20 AM

a notebook option to match.com so that people can manage their dates better would be needed...still very fascinating how much effort people put in to this stuff....

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:22 AM

if that's how you approach love and life just kill yourself now.

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I used to do the same thing

why am i not surprised.

alias · 04-19-2012, 11:22 AM

I'd probably just go fuck some strippers or get a hooker.

raymor · 04-19-2012, 11:24 AM

I did the same thing, slightly less organized. I was looking for that one-in-a-million woman I want to spend my whole life with. It makes since to pay attention and takes at first when you're meeting a bunch of new people because marriage or even long term dating is kind of a big deal.

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor

I did the same thing, slightly less organized. I was looking for that one-in-a-million woman I want to spend my whole life with. It makes since to pay attention and takes at first when you're meeting a bunch of new people because marriage or even long term dating is kind of a big deal.

did you put a target on her picture?

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor

I did the same thing, slightly less organized. I was looking for that one-in-a-million woman I want to spend my whole life with. It makes since to pay attention and takes at first when you're meeting a bunch of new people because marriage or even long term dating is kind of a big deal.

a huge part of love is randomness and spontaneity that transcends reason. that is it's joy.

true love takes you outside of yourself and your analytical mind.

if love is reduced to a spreadsheet you are a dead soul. sorry.

onwebcam · 04-19-2012, 11:29 AM

I prefer to just spread them on my sheets.

HomerSimpson · 04-19-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

if that's how you approach love and life just kill yourself now.

alias · 04-19-2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

a huge part of love is randomness and spontaneity that transcends reason. that is it's joy.

true love takes you outside of yourself and your analytical mind.

if love is reduced to a spreadsheet you are a dead soul. sorry.

Quoted for troof.

BlackCrayon · 04-19-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

a huge part of love is randomness and spontaneity that transcends reason. that is it's joy.

true love takes you outside of yourself and your analytical mind.

if love is reduced to a spreadsheet you are a dead soul. sorry.

the problem with that is that people tend to ignore certain traits about a person during the new and exciting part of a relationship which often leads to it ending later on because the person wasn't aware enough of what kind of person they were actually getting involved with.

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

the problem with that is that people tend to ignore certain traits about a person during the new and exciting part of a relationship which often leads to it ending later on because the person wasn't aware enough of what kind of person they were actually getting involved with.

sometimes. not always. sure you can get burned by love. that's how it is. trying to reduce the risk by a spreadsheet is ridiculous though.

are you trying to find love or make a business investment?

i guess you can love anything. money. a couch. a tv. but to call that "love" is dumb.

SuckOnThis · 04-19-2012, 11:42 AM

I can't believe people have turned getting laid and finding someone into some kind of 8 hour a day career. Whatever happened to going to a fucking party, getting drunk and letting the chips fall where they may?

Socks · 04-19-2012, 11:42 AM

This looks way too Asian for me.

KillerK · 04-19-2012, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

sometimes. not always. sure you can get burned by love. that's how it is. trying to reduce the risk by a spreadsheet is ridiculous though.

are you trying to find love or make a business investment?

i guess you can love anything. money. a couch. a tv. but to call that "love" is dumb.

So is marrying your dog

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

I can't believe people have turned getting laid and finding someone into some kind of 8 hour a day career. Whatever happened to going to a fucking party, getting drunk and letting the chips fall where they may?

could you imagine going to some chicks house and when she goes to the bathroom you see a spreadsheet of guys on the computer?

i would check for heads in the refrigerator and a hammer hidden behind the couch before proceeding.

SuckOnThis · 04-19-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

So is marrying your dog

My dog deserves half my shit more so than 99.9999% of the women on this planet.

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

So is marrying your dog

that makes no sense. i take it you make spreadsheets of potential lovers as well?

Sly · 04-19-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

I can't believe people have turned getting laid and finding someone into some kind of 8 hour a day career. Whatever happened to going to a fucking party, getting drunk and letting the chips fall where they may?

Which option do you think gets laid more?

LeRoy · 04-19-2012, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

This looks way too Asian for me.

My guess is Korean

Refs to K-Town in there

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Which option do you think gets laid more?

quality over quantity.

i'd rather have 1 spontaneous affair over a hundred that i methodically tracked down like a serial killer.

SuckOnThis · 04-19-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

could you imagine going to some chicks house and when she goes to the bathroom you see a spreadsheet of guys on the computer?

i would check for heads in the refrigerator and a hammer hidden behind the couch before proceeding.

Nothing surprises me anymore. It would certainly take any thoughts of sex out of the equation, she probably would have hidden cameras so she could analyze it all later.

SuckOnThis · 04-19-2012, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Which option do you think gets laid more?

And which do you think would be more fun sexually, someone you spontaneously met and had chemistry with or a situation where you were pretending to be at a car dealership?

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Nothing surprises me anymore. It would certainly take any thoughts of sex out of the equation, she probably would have hidden cameras so she could analyze it all later.

nothing kills a boner more than split testing.

d-null · 04-19-2012, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

I'd probably just go fuck some strippers or get a hooker.

BareBacked · 04-19-2012, 12:52 PM

I was thinking about making an app/site to handle all this shit for men.

Who can remember the name of some chicks cat you are just looking to bang

jimmycooper · 04-19-2012, 01:05 PM

I knew it was from NYC as soon as I saw 'jappy'.

jimmycooper · 04-19-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

nothing kills a boner more than split testing.

You're just bitter b/c there's not enough talent in Nunavut to fill a spreadsheet.

porno jew · 04-19-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

You're just bitter b/c there's not enough talent in Nunavut to fill a spreadsheet.

go try and find another check cashing joint to cash your minimum payment checks "playa."

jimmycooper · 04-19-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

go try and find another check cashing joint to cash your minimum payment checks "playa."

lol. Come again?

DatingFactory · 05-02-2012, 10:43 AM

Funny post!

kate27 · 05-02-2012, 01:05 PM

brilliant.. I had gotten this forwarded recently from a girlfriend who knew the girl he sent this to. can't blame him too much if it's just at the dating level! only if it got serious with some of the girls..

SleazyDream · 05-02-2012, 01:12 PM

the really nice things about a dating site is you find out great info up front what the person is really into - and don't have to change your life too much to fit into theirs. You don't get that very often randomly meeting people.

PayOut Magazine · 05-02-2012, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

if that's how you approach love and life just kill yourself now.

I agree. That's a bit over the top.

CDSmith · 05-02-2012, 01:30 PM

If you're going to meet and be dating dozens of women at a time on a dating site a dude's got to keep track of it somehow.

Kudos to him.

Tom_PM · 05-02-2012, 01:34 PM

Surprised there's no column for amount spent on date or something along those lines.

Choopa_Pardo · 05-02-2012, 01:36 PM

Where's the column to track when he saw their boobs/how their boobs rated from 1-10.

VenusBlogger · 05-02-2012, 01:37 PM

Only a NERD IDIOT can do something like that, seriously.

What a piece of shit.

And NO, Dating is NOT A NUMBERS game. If you believe that, you are more NERD than The Wizzard of ODDS, who happens to be GAY.

Period.

CDSmith · 05-03-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

Only a VERY ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL can do something like that, seriously.

What a piece of shit I am for not thinking of it first.

And YES, Dating is TOTALLY A NUMBERS game. If you believe otherwise (like me), you are more NERD than Andy Dick, who happens to be GAY.

Period.

Fixed it for you.

steel820 · 05-03-2012, 09:44 AM

Is there an app for that?

fuzebox · 05-03-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

a huge part of love is randomness and spontaneity that transcends reason. that is it's joy.

true love takes you outside of yourself and your analytical mind.

if love is reduced to a spreadsheet you are a dead soul. sorry.

Relying on "true love" is reckless

Rochard · 05-03-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

As much as people hate to hear it, dating for guys is totally a numbers game.

That's the truth. That's why I worked in fast food for so long. I had a full time job working at the phone company making decent money, but I worked a split shift and had from 11am till 2pm free so I worked at a Wienerschnitzel. I met a few hundred women every day, and set up dates constantly - I was a fucking manwhore.

In fact, that's how I met my wife.

IdealImageMgmt · 05-03-2012, 11:07 AM

This is pretty hilarious! But indeed, it is a numbers game and about racking up those points on score board. At the end of the day, all you can do is be yourself and go with confidence.

O MARINA · 05-03-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

a huge part of love is randomness and spontaneity that transcends reason. that is it's joy.

true love takes you outside of yourself and your analytical mind.

if love is reduced to a spreadsheet you are a dead soul. sorry.

Nice.
How did you fall in love?

Herb Kornfield · 05-03-2012, 11:21 AM

Last summer when I was tearing up dating sites hunting down babes, I had spreadsheets going with my stats, lol .....

My take: I have stats in my business to manage operations, fine tune where needed and gauge projects overall ... why not for my love life? ...

Dating 3 women full time and then running 4-5 new ones to see who's up next is confusing at times...

I learned the hard way you can not keep up that pace. This year, I am with just one person and no longer the wildman that I was .. Hate on it if you want, but, I had a GREAT time and made it clear to the babes how I rolled: Im in this for the party and fun. Not to be your boyfriend or your husband.. I'm looking to party and enjoy life.

A lot of divorced Moms out there in the 35-42 range. They are perfectly fine with a stunt cock for the nights / weekends the kids are with dad and not in their hair.... They also dont want a full time thing as who knows what they got running

MarkDeus · 05-03-2012, 11:29 AM

I only have one list:

-Girls I want to fuck
-Girls I've fucked

and it's all in my head. Leaving this around could be dangerous.

O MARINA · 05-03-2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

Dating 3 women full time and then running 4-5 new ones to see who's up next is confusing at times...

"Real men are like wolves, either solo or with a she-wolf forever. Chasing a piece of lamb is for the sheep bahhhhhh bahhh". (Translated from some Russian saying

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04-19-2012, 11:07 AM	#1
cthulhu_waves Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,966	A guy's date spreadsheet As much as people hate to hear it, dating for guys is totally a numbers game. The number of women approached, the digits gotten, the dates had, etc. Sure, you can affect your numbers by being more attentive and reactive to the specific woman. But far and away, the best practice is just to do what you do and rack up the numbers. So this makes perfect sense. Some guy kept a meticulous chart of women he met on Match.com and elsewhere. He logged everything from ?online appearance? to how ?jappy? they were (?jappy? being a variation of ?Jewish American Princess?). Jezebel actually tracked him down, and his excuse was ?I work with spreadsheets a lot.? __________________ DATINGFACTORY.COM WE BUILD YOUR BRAND, NOT OURS! Private Label *Dating* Solutions & Affiliate *Dating* Network.

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IdealImageMgmt Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 35	This is pretty hilarious! But indeed, it is a numbers game and about racking up those points on score board. At the end of the day, all you can do is be yourself and go with confidence.

05-03-2012, 11:21 AM	#46
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Last summer when I was tearing up dating sites hunting down babes, I had spreadsheets going with my stats, lol ..... My take: I have stats in my business to manage operations, fine tune where needed and gauge projects overall ... why not for my love life? ... Dating 3 women full time and then running 4-5 new ones to see who's up next is confusing at times... I learned the hard way you can not keep up that pace. This year, I am with just one person and no longer the wildman that I was .. Hate on it if you want, but, I had a GREAT time and made it clear to the babes how I rolled: Im in this for the party and fun. Not to be your boyfriend or your husband.. I'm looking to party and enjoy life. A lot of divorced Moms out there in the 35-42 range. They are perfectly fine with a stunt cock for the nights / weekends the kids are with dad and not in their hair.... They also dont want a full time thing as who knows what they got running

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