GFY needs a Paul Markham bot - GoFuckYourself.com

epitome · 04-28-2012, 08:06 PM

He's very old and needs to sleep a lot and sit on the toilet for hours after drinking his prune juice.

Imagine if we had a Paul Markham bot that posted a wall of text every three posts in every thread 24/7.

Then none of us would ever forget that we are wrong.

And then whenever his bot posts we can all post that his bot is on ignore.

Somebody get on that.

Babaganoosh · 04-28-2012, 08:13 PM

I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.

videoscribe · 04-28-2012, 08:14 PM

Alien with a wine glass and a cigarette. They get high on drugs.

epitome · 04-28-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.

35 years of experience replaced with a few lines of code. Sounds about right.

Jakez · 04-28-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.

epitome · 04-28-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by videoscribe

Alien with a wine glass and a cigarette. They get high on drugs.

great observation. I've never noticed my avatar before.

Let me return the favor. It you write on a VHS tape with Sharpee you have a videoscribe

lagcam · 04-28-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

He's very old and needs to sleep a lot and sit on the toilet for hours after drinking his prune juice.

Imagine if we had a Paul Markham bot that posted a wall of text every three posts in every thread 24/7.

Then none of us would ever forget that we are wrong.

And then whenever his bot posts we can all post that his bot is on ignore.

Somebody get on that.

I thought we already had this?

Are you seriously trying to tell us that an old guy in the twilight of his life actually sits for hours at a computer typing that stuff?

No way.

What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.

epitome · 04-28-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.

That is fucking ingenious!

B.Barnato · 04-28-2012, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.

Please someone do this. I'm sure the GFY powers that be would allow it.

Paul Markham · 04-28-2012, 10:31 PM

Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL

epitome · 04-28-2012, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL

We want Paul Markham all day every day. You're usually posting as many of us are going to bed.

Fuck, I just realized that I don't really dislike you. This complicates things for me.

looky_lou · 04-28-2012, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL

We would really like some intelligence in your posts. Even artificial intelligence would make more sense and be less irritating than what we get now.

garce · 04-28-2012, 11:50 PM

Who cares. Let him say what he wants. Maybe he isn't maintaining a satisfying level of success these days.

There's a good chance he was more successful in HIS time, than any one of his naysayers are in THIS time.

Paul earned his keep a long time ago. Now he just vents. Much like I do.

I just sit back and laugh because the days of caring are long gone. I'm just watching vultures pick at the bones. Scavengers who can't find their own place in the world - so they pick at the rotting flesh of those who have come before them.

This business has already been bought out. If you don't understand that, then, err... Sucks to be you.

Let him play! Let him say what he wants to say.

We all get old.

ottopottomouse · 04-29-2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.

04-28-2012, 08:06 PM	#1
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	GFY needs a Paul Markham bot He's very old and needs to sleep a lot and sit on the toilet for hours after drinking his prune juice. Imagine if we had a Paul Markham bot that posted a wall of text every three posts in every thread 24/7. Then none of us would ever forget that we are wrong. And then whenever his bot posts we can all post that his bot is on ignore. Somebody get on that.

04-28-2012, 08:13 PM	#2
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl. __________________ I like pie.

04-28-2012, 08:14 PM	#3
videoscribe Banned by fatfoo Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 362	Alien with a wine glass and a cigarette. They get high on drugs. __________________ Banned by fatfoo

04-28-2012, 10:31 PM	#10
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

04-28-2012, 11:50 PM	#13
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Who cares. Let him say what he wants. Maybe he isn't maintaining a satisfying level of success these days. There's a good chance he was more successful in HIS time, than any one of his naysayers are in THIS time. Paul earned his keep a long time ago. Now he just vents. Much like I do. I just sit back and laugh because the days of caring are long gone. I'm just watching vultures pick at the bones. Scavengers who can't find their own place in the world - so they pick at the rotting flesh of those who have come before them. This business has already been bought out. If you don't understand that, then, err... Sucks to be you. Let him play! Let him say what he wants to say. We all get old.