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Old 05-07-2012, 06:45 AM   #1
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Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey pass peanut by licking its butt for an hour
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Old 05-07-2012, 06:48 AM   #2
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:40 AM   #6
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You all know you'd do the same thing to save your family pet.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:41 AM   #7
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After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.
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Monkey Rimming... - a new niche .
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Old 05-07-2012, 11:22 AM   #11
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As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:22 PM   #13
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As if licking it's ass would cause the peanut to come out.
ancient remedy bro...
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Would that be like monkeying around?
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I thought you were talking about my ex-wife for a moment there. Sorry.
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Sure. Because obviously if you're going to take the time to lick a monkeys ass... you're gonna make sure you are doing it in front of a camera.
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I betcha Zhang is popular with all the animals there...thats one dedicated zookeeper.
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Need more pics of the monkey before I make my decision.
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LOL that is a really cute monkey.
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:30 AM   #27
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I just ate some peanuts. Anyone have a free hour to help me out?
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