Which one of you drunks is partying with Chyna in Miami? - GoFuckYourself.com

NaughtyVisions · 05-19-2012, 06:22 PM

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/Chyn...onvention.html

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Former WWE Women's Champion Chyna collapsed at a adult convention in Miami, Florida today and admitted to a nearby hospital, TMZ.com reports. It is her third such incident since Thursday.

She was appearing at the 2012 Exxxotica Expo on behalf of Vivid Entertainment to promote their adult film parody of Avengers. A Vivid representative tells TMZ the company was worried about her following yesterday's medical scare but Chyna insisted she was fine.

Chyna passed out in the lobby of the Miami Beach Convention Center and was admitted to Mt. Sinai Medical Center in Miami Beach.

In addition to passing out yesterday at the adult film expo, she was ejected from a party on Thursday night for unruly behavior and passing out in a pool.

Passes out in public three times (once in a pool!), hospitalized, kicked out of a porn party for unruly behavior(!)...

Is this what I'm missing by not attending shows?

RyuLion · 05-19-2012, 06:34 PM

I saw tons of other fucked up people (because I was sober during THAT particular time) even near-by cops..I guess they'll only get you if you actually fall down..lol

Spunky · 05-19-2012, 07:14 PM

That's how the ballers roll,my record is 5 times in a weekend

Pipecrew · 05-19-2012, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

I saw tons of other fucked up people (because I was sober during THAT particular time) even near-by cops..I guess they'll only get you if you actually fall down..lol

They are trained to be really cool with the tourists, sobe is run on tourism.

sandman! · 05-19-2012, 08:09 PM

sounds like a fun party!

beerptrol · 05-19-2012, 08:17 PM

Was it booze? Or did all the blood flow to her man clit when she got hard causing her to pass out?

NaughtyVisions · 05-19-2012, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Was it booze? Or did all the blood flow to her man clit when she got hard causing her to pass out?

This morning, she spoke to E! Online about the previous incident:

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"I wasn't taken to the hospital, but to my hotel room where I rested a bit," Chyna said. "It's weird because I've been feeling so good lately, almost like She-Hulk, my character in Vivid's Avengers XXX. But then I started to get a cold and feel weary. I think I overdid it with the cold medicine and a glass of wine at lunch today. I feel much better now and intend to go out to the pool."

Nice of her to sneak a plug in there for Vivid. Perhaps today's hospitilization was to drum up more publicity.

LiveDose · 05-19-2012, 08:39 PM

Wow I would love to party with her! holy crap.

tony286 · 05-19-2012, 09:26 PM

Peter Townsend once said any function he went to, if he put down his drink. He never drank from it again just got another one. You never knew who thought it would be cool to slip something in your drink.

Shotsie · 05-20-2012, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tony286

Peter Townsend once said any function he went to, if he put down his drink. He never drank from it again just got another one. You never knew who thought it would be cool to slip something in your drink.

Wouldn't surprise me. There was a local Philly weather guy that got drugged and robbed on vacation in South Beach a year or two ago - it was all over the fucking papers around here. Apparently this guy, John Bolaris, is a real fucking coozehound. So he goes down there and these two Russian chicks start coming on to him real hard, because, in his words:

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I was used to girls in Philly coming on to me aggressively once they found out I was John Bolaris, the TV weatherman.

Well, here's an article:

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After being drugged and scammed out of $43,712.25 by the Russian mob while on vacation in South Beach, the middle-aged bachelor went on a PR blitz that included a rollicking Playboy tell-all. His employer, Fox 29, suspended him "indefinitely," then pulled the plug on his employment this week.

As for the scam, it occurred over the course of two nights in South Beach in March 2010. "The first night had a beautiful starlit sky, with nighttime temps in the 70s, gentle Miami breezes from the east, slight hint of humidity," the obsessive-compulsive climate-describer told Playboy's Pat Jordan. Bolaris was minding his own business, hanging out at the sushi bar at the Delano hotel when suddenly, Jordan writes in the print edition of Playboy,

He saw two women on a swing. Very elegant, beautiful, classy, with jet-black hair and blue eyes… They were smoking cigarettes in that exotic European manner… "I'm a guy," Bolaris says. "There was the thought that I might get laid." It never dawned on him to be suspicious about two gorgeous, elegant women all over him like a wet suit, he says, because "I was used to girls in Philly coming on to me aggressively once they found out I was John Bolaris, the TV weatherman.

They sat at a table in the dark, away from the pool bar…. The girls insisted Bolaris "do shots," and one of them went to the bar. The other one began to massage his shoulders... The girl pried open his mouth and poured down the shot. "Immediately after that," Bolaris says, "I lost all concept of time."

According to Playboy writer Pat Jordan, he subsequently wakes up "alone in a taxi" or "alone in his bed in his hotel room." He discovers he is the owner of a painting of "a woman's head… not the head of a woman I'd be attracted to," he tells Playboy in Playboy's interview. His European lady friends call him, tell him he bought the painting at an auction, and invite him to party again that night.

Even though he has reason to believe these ladies drugged and took advantage of him, Bolaris agrees. (Remember: "There was the thought that I might get laid," he told Playboy) On their second night together, the trio goes to a place called Caviar Bar, where he again loses all memory.

He flies home to Philly, where he receives a call from American Express. According to Playboy, he discovers he spent his two forgotten nights purchasing "bottles of champagne every 15 minutes or so," including a $2500 bottle of Cristal Vintage and a $3120 bottle of Dom Perignon. He also paid $2000 for a tin of caviar and $2500 (plus a $500 tip) for the painting, which someone "yanked off the bar's wall" and auctioned to him at 4:35AM. The two-night tab is $43,712.25 and American Express refuses to reverse the charges, according to Playboy and other places that wrote about this, like the Philadelphia Daily News and Philebrity.com and Philly.com.

For months, Bolaris can't use credit cards because he refuses to pay AmEx and his credit rating is shot. AmEx procures Bolaris' signed receipts and pictures of him partying with half-naked ladies. The FBI opens an investigation and indicts 17 apparent members of the Russian mob. The mobsters are accused of scamming at least 88 men in South Beach. Bolaris, the FBI told Playboy writer Pat Jordan, got scammed for "at least 10 times as much as any of the other men were."

After a long legal battle, AmEx settles Bolaris' bill and pays him $100,000 in damages. But victory is bittersweet: Bolaris is suspended from his job, reportedly because his showboating "upset management." Announcing his permanent exit this week, Fox 29 said the break was "mutual," but in the preceding days he tweeted about "really want[ing] to be back at FOX." His Twitter page still lists him as "Chief meteorologist at Fox," "Fox 29 Weather Authority." During his suspension, he resorted to forecasting the weather by tweet: "Thursday Should see clearing skies , strong gusty winds from west, 30mph+ But still mild , 50s, HOWEVER , Srctic plunge on Friday."

He probably could have kept his job if he had kept his fucking mouth shut about the whole incident. But he had to go giving Playboy interviews and leaking his story to the fucking Daily News. Hard to feel bad for the guy after all that. You would think he would be too embarassed to admit that, not only did he get robbed once, he went back the next fucking night and got robbed again. How dumb can you be? Now he's doing morning weather for the local shock jocks.

CamTraffic · 05-20-2012, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Was it booze? Or did all the blood flow to her man clit when she got hard causing her to pass out?

Ahahahaha!
What an embarassement for Vivid...

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2012, 06:30 AM

wrestling is fake anyway

ManuteBol · 05-20-2012, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

Ahahahaha!
What an embarrassment for Vivid...

How is it an embarrassment for Vivid?

I didn't even know about the Avengers spoof until I heard about Chyna passing out.

JFK · 05-20-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

wrestling is fake anyway

I bet, she could beat the shit out of you

Scott McD · 05-20-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

wrestling is fake anyway

Her cock like clit wasn't...

CamTraffic · 05-21-2012, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ManuteBol

How is it an embarrassment for Vivid?

I didn't even know about the Avengers spoof until I heard about Chyna passing out.

Thats why:
"She was appearing at the 2012 Exxxotica Expo on behalf of Vivid Entertainment to promote their adult film parody of Avengers. A Vivid representative tells TMZ the company was worried about her following yesterday's medical scare but Chyna insisted she was fine."

If you are representing a company; keep your shit together!

You didn't know about the spoof? Maybe u should get avn and xbiz mags delivered

05-19-2012, 06:34 PM	#2
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