Best Reporting of an NBA Game, Heat Tie Series 2-2 (Warning Adult Language) - GoFuckYourself.com

GetSCORECash · 05-21-2012, 08:09 AM

You have to read this before they censor it... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti..._and_d-wad.php

What's better than having one face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cow on your basketball team? TWO face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cows.

In front of a capacity crowd of Indiana fans waving a golden shower of yellow towels, and a Pacers team that had gotten a little too cocky for its own good, LeBron James managed to have the single greatest playoff performance of his crotch-mashing career, while Dwyane Wade bounced back from his worst playoff performance a game ago and similarly kicked in some dicks himself. The two combined forces to waylay the Pacers to the tune of 101-93, tying the series at two-apiece and bringing it back to Miami for Game 5.

Granger has generally been a giant flaccid dick the entire series by committing cheap bush-league fouls and angrily stepping up to guys like Wade and LeBron because he comes from the mean streets of Peoria, Illinois where you learn to step up to a dude and yell at him before walking away hurriedly.

Wade, who has been having the worst playoff series of his career, decided to dedicate the rest of the afternoon to ruining Pacers ass after that altercation. So Wade, whom we heavily criticized after Game 3, went ahead and started doing what he do -- namely, slashing to the basket, making shots off the glass, and generally slapping dicks by the assload, all while telling us to shove our Game 3 recap into our pooper.

Game 5 is in Miami on Tuesday. Tipoff is at 8 p.m.

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sleazydoesit · 05-21-2012, 09:13 AM

I don't think that guy's gonna get censored... look at some of his older posts! They're also awesome, and not censored. Too bad "professional" sports writers don't have that kind of freedom.

"For pretty much the entirety of last night's game against the Phoenix Suns, the Miami Heat played basketball like old people fuck." (March 21)

Rochard · 05-21-2012, 09:30 AM

Thanks for the warning about the adult language.

05-21-2012, 08:09 AM	#1
GetSCORECash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Miami Posts: 5,527	Best Reporting of an NBA Game, Heat Tie Series 2-2 (Warning Adult Language) You have to read this before they censor it... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti..._and_d-wad.php What's better than having one face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cow on your basketball team? TWO face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cows. In front of a capacity crowd of Indiana fans waving a golden shower of yellow towels, and a Pacers team that had gotten a little too cocky for its own good, LeBron James managed to have the single greatest playoff performance of his crotch-mashing career, while Dwyane Wade bounced back from his worst playoff performance a game ago and similarly kicked in some dicks himself. The two combined forces to waylay the Pacers to the tune of 101-93, tying the series at two-apiece and bringing it back to Miami for Game 5. Granger has generally been a giant flaccid dick the entire series by committing cheap bush-league fouls and angrily stepping up to guys like Wade and LeBron because he comes from the mean streets of Peoria, Illinois where you learn to step up to a dude and yell at him before walking away hurriedly. Wade, who has been having the worst playoff series of his career, decided to dedicate the rest of the afternoon to ruining Pacers ass after that altercation. So Wade, whom we heavily criticized after Game 3, went ahead and started doing what he do -- namely, slashing to the basket, making shots off the glass, and generally slapping dicks by the assload, all while telling us to shove our Game 3 recap into our pooper. Game 5 is in Miami on Tuesday. Tipoff is at 8 p.m. __________________ \| skype: getscorecash \| ICQ: 59-271-063 \| New Sites: \| SCORELAND2 \| Roku Channel SCORETV.TV \| 60PLUSMILFS \| \| Big Tit Hooker \| Tits And Tugs \| Big Boobs POV \| Karla James \| \| Naughty Foot Jobs \| Linsey's World \| Busty Arianna Sinn \| Get SCORE Cash \|

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sleazydoesit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: Seoul, Korea Posts: 343	I don't think that guy's gonna get censored... look at some of his older posts! They're also awesome, and not censored. Too bad "professional" sports writers don't have that kind of freedom. "For pretty much the entirety of last night's game against the Phoenix Suns, the Miami Heat played basketball like old people fuck." (March 21) Last edited by sleazydoesit; 05-21-2012 at 09:16 AM..

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